yO DaWg. WanT Aye' Gun In Ya hEad?

Well, aye is Havin' D promotin thing tomorrow , DawG. So I is RisponziblE for get'in them PlAyya'list! So When aaii iz burning em songs.. I Gotting meself hooked , DAWG. and i is listenin to em HipHOp , R&B .. YO gangsta' Rappin and fuCk! i Is feelin the bLack in ME.. so i'm TALKING BOUT BEING A NIGGER DAWG!! SUDDENLY MY IDOLS WERE Niggers.. like!







FIFTY CENT Ya' All!







NELLY!




LUDACRIS..









DENZEL WASHINGTON
DENZEL WASHING TON










MR. SAMUEL L JACKSON!




AND EVEN .... the HOTTEST NIGGER EVER..



MR BILL COSBY!=]









so Yeah, I wuz feelin A lit'le InSpired..
having Em FAncY bling bling Earings..
long BIG SHINY BLING NEcklAces..
and those GUns Stuck em your boxers betwween your butt cheeks!

But i AdmIt. maybe being a Nigger. Ain't That Easay..





WaSSUP DAWGS FROM the KE WeiS!
I iS BlaCKSpawn Eighty Ei'ht.





Checkme Blings which Ain't REAlly Blings..
call em bling wanna bes.




=]ok fuck i'm way too bored.. but yeah. i got reall hooked on HipHop anD R&B today... felt like i was born half nigger.


but just remember guys.. the words of the wise Lil' Jon.

we're all black when the lights go out.