Monday, October 23, 2006

evolution part II


















yeah...tats agu...augustine mah yung shen....cool huh...

Friday, October 20, 2006

evolution

ok...
we live in a crazy world...
stupid things beyond our belief happens everyday...
or else ripleys will go out of business...
anyway...


we've seen....

a cat using a typewriter...

a 3 year old kid reaching the last level of Metalgear Solid......

gorillas playing checkers.....

weijinn checking girls out...[ok this is too absurd]

but have u seen anything close to THIS??



Sunday, October 08, 2006

Bruise Lee

Last Saturday fellow Ke Wei member, Sam, and I met up with our high school recess prayer buddies..

Was great to catch up with everyone.... seeing how everyone was doing. Different path roads chosen but still striving for the same mission ahead
...To Know Him and To Make Him Known..(Acts 20:20)

Was a great meet up..
Learned from each other's testimonies, mistakes and experiances.. Encouraged each other spiritually, physically and humorously!!



My bad....
Was trying out my Kawaii pose...
LOlz..

Anywayz...
Denise said there wuz a Carnival goin on at her Church..
Soo CHeez DUMC shuffle, The COw, COopers and I headed there for lunch!

Reached DUMC about 1330, found parking and Sam squeesed his kelisa in..
Was a great atmosphere, Kids, running around, playing around with their friends, Moms having an eye in their kids while exchanging recipes and talking bout the latest episode of Desprate House Wives, Dads talking bout the stock market and arguing about why Man Utd's better than Chelsea.. Teens, hanging out and gossiping bout the cute guy who just passed by.. Sam, looking for the food section and lookin for friends who have left overs on their plate... Lol..

After eating and chillin for a bit, we decided to check out the games that wuz around.. We had to get a card from the main counter to collect as many stamps and points we can to win a prize. We weren't really bothered about winning, just wanted to play the games..

There were really interesting games in various booths.. Most of em' were games we used to play when we were young..
There wuz stuff like Gasing!!! Marbles..BOttle Caps.. Coconut Bowling and so on..

SO fer one day.. we transformed into kids again~!

We stoppped by the "Batu Seremban" booth, sat on the mat and I started with all the skills that used to own the girls at primary school..

Sam was quite good too..just that he couldn't "timbang" the batu in the last stage..
Denise was a disgrace.. being a gurl.. she was not really good.. I got 300 points in that booth!

We also stopped by the plasticine booth..
Gosh, i can still remember playng with plasticine in kindergarden... use to roll it up and make snakes till i had an army~! Or roll it up into a ball and throw at Yohan, the guy who sat next to me.. And we'd go home with sticky hands with the plasticine smell..

Aaahhhh.. Good times...

So yea..
The booth had the Malaysian theme...
We had to spin the wheel to see what trademark or historical building from Malaysia we get, and build something that is relevant to it.

I got the Bullock Cart, Sam and Cheez got The Crocodile Farm and Denise went to the toilet..

So yea..
My Bull looked like this..

It actually looks more like a Pig...
lol..

And my Bullock Cart looked like this...
TADAA~!


Sam.. being the Pemburu Buaya..


Other works of art~!
Lolz.. Try Spotting Kota A-Famosa...


Cheez took almost an hour making his Crocodile...
We were feeling quite hot.. So we left him there..
So no pics of "Crikey" Cheez's Croc..

Cheez had to go home...
SO we said our goodbyes and headed to the "Bungee-Rope-Pulling-You-Back-While-You-Run-Thingy"

Incase some of yall huvn't seen this thinga-ma-jig...
The objective of the game is to run as far as possible and place the bean bag on the side while a bungee rope pulls you from behind

So Sam and I suited ourselves up and got
ready to out "put-the-beanbag-further-than-you" each other..

Our tension face before it started..


Sam and I competing to see who could put the bean bag further..

Don't be fooled by this pic... I won the first round..

After beting him,
Sam was like...
Hmmph.. I'm gonna win the next round...

You could see the determination in his eyes.. He put on his SPM face and was ready to rumble..!

So we got into our positions for the second time as we waited for the countdown..

Girl in Charge: ONE...TWO....THREE!!!!!!

Sam ran first as i was a mili-second behind..

I was about to reach top speed when suddenly heard...
*TIIINNNNNKKKKK*



I looked to my right and saw the bungee cord attached to Sam, FLY BACk..As Sam continued to run with that SPM determination, full speed, on 5th gear without anything holding him back...

With that lightning pace, Sam reached the end of the pathway of the bloated thinga-ma-jig in an instant with nothing but air left to run on..as he fell on the gravel with blurness in his eyes....



Lolz...
I could not stand the sight that was happening right before me as i burst into an explosion of laughter and flew back as the bungee cord pulled me..



I lied there for five solid minutes laughing...


THe both of us in pain..


Although Sam was suffering from his bruises, my pain was more overwhelming than his...
The pain in my stomach from all the laughing laughing that is!!

Aparently, the hook from the cord that was attached to Sam unhooked itself..!
SAm... Sam.. Sam..

Think about it...
At least 400 people used the cord before him, and our dear blur Chinaman Sam had to be the 401st person to have problems with the rope..
We then got into the first aid room to patch up his wounds..

The Doctor of the day... Denise Lah (NO.. her Sur name is really "lah")


I then decided to give Sam's bruise a name...
"BRUISE LEE"..~!
Lee Kes Sam..... Bruce Lee... BRUISE LEE..!!
Get it??
WAhahahHAhaha..~!!

I wonder what Sam was thinking when he was 2 meters away from the end of the pathway, seeing that there was no more land to run on...

Lolz..
Probably thinkin.... YES..!! I beat Jinn~!!

Thanks Sam, for helping build my abs that day from all the laughing..
Cheers~!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

i wonder if you know..

You know you are a rempit if

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in…no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
21. Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

If you can't do big things in big ways.... do big things in small ways..

My accounts teacher, Miss Rahayu is a really interesting lady. She's the type of person that speaks anything and everything on the top of her mind.
And so happens, there is ALOT of things on her mind..
And she has a really high tone to her voice, so she speaks quite funnily..
lolz..
Yall should spend a day in her accounts class..
If yall dun gain abs by the end of class laughing, I'll salute you..

She's a really chillin teacher. She doesn't mind if you come 1 hour late to class and learn fer the remaining 15mins.. and as long as we show up, she'll mark our attendance..

She allows us to bring our breakfast to class.. I-pod, Laptop, etc etc..
Lolz..
People even play dota in class..

Despite all this,
When she teaches.. she really gives a 100%..
and the class gives full attention..
She controls the class very well to ensure we dun't go overboard but still keeps the class chillin and fun~!

She's Chinese mixed Indian, but Married a malay.. so she's muslim..
So there you have it..
The whole of Malaysia in one person...

She kinda married a Jerk..from what she tells us.
He's a lousy husband and a bad father..

Dispite treating her and the children badly,
When they got married, he registered a credit card under her name..
And endded up spending about 30k...
When they got divorced, my accounts teacher was burderned with 30k worth of debts..

She spent several years going in and out of court fighting the relentless battle to be release from the debts and to gain custody of her 3 children. In a nuthsell, you can say she leads a really hard life. She still manages to keep a smile on her face day to day. She's a realy emotional person. She laughs really easily and crys like the Ulu Kelang River. She doesn't just hA-Ha laugh..
She BUahAHAHAHAHAHhahahaHAHaha Omigosh.... HaahhhihihhohohhuhHUhuhuhu.... laughs..

And sometimes, she combines them both!

So anywayz..
She won custody of the children but she lost the credit card case.
So she was blundered with 30k to pay off from her 2.5k a month salary and with 3 children to feed.

A month ago in class.. due to her I-Speak-What's-On-My-Mind-Syndrome, She accidently blurted out that she had a job offer to teach at a school in Saudi Arabia...
With a monthly salary of 5 times more than what she's currently getting..
But it was yet to be confirmed... So if the arrangements and all mess up, she'd continue teaching.. If all is well, she'd send in her resignation letter.

She told us not to let this information fall into the wrong hands,if not she'd fall into alot of trouble. We agreed, but we often made fun that we'll tell if she didn;t give us good grades on our tests or assignments ..etc etc..

Anywayz,
This went on till last Monday...
I came to class, and we start fooling around... as usual..
As Miss Rahayu continued writing notes on the board.
One of da doodz in class then took a letter on her table and started playing with it..
.....Dun ask why..

She then snatched the letter back, and for the 1st time, she yelled at us..
STOP PLAYING THE FOOL..!
THIS IS MY LETTER! IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE THING!
Silence then crept into the cold atmosphere as we stonned with shock at the sight right before our eyes...

She then start crying..

Ms. Rahayu: From tomorrow onwards, I won't be teaching you..

SOme dood: Why Miss Ayu?

Me Rahayu: *With tears rolling down her face, and a stuttering voice*

I have been forced to resign by Taylor's College. Last friday, I was called into the office and was told that the head lecturer of accounts was informed that I was leaving and I was told to explain myself. Now, I'm forced to resign without this month's pay. And now, I don't have enough money to move to Saudi. PLease copy the notes on the board while I go down and deliver this letter of explanation to the office.

Apparently, someone from one her 3 classes asked the head of accounting lecturer if she was going to teach thier class after Miss Ayu leaves..
So, Kantoi la..

Personally I don't blame the culprit for kantoi-ing teacher..
He/She wuz jez worried about who wuz gonna teach us, like any student would.
But I ber-keh poh and went ta find out who did it anyway..
Kinda expected it..

So, she came back to class apologizing for how she acted... and started crying again...
Because we ber-keh poh.. ask her summore stuff..

But was more chillin already...
She was joking and all...
So she was crying and laughing at da same time..
and she was like...
I know i sure cry one today... so I bought one big set of tissues..

She pulled out a humongous set of tissue packers from her bag...
And started telling us story about buying tissue.. and how she got discount from some worker who only knew how to speak thai..

Made the whole class laugh and turned the atmosphere around...
She also said it's hard for her now to move to Saudi, now that these complications has stepped in the way..

So after class we were like sorry sorry and all..
And she was like.. no no. i don't blame any of you..

We soon found out that she had to pay back 3 month's salary to Taylors coz she was suppose to give 3months notice upon resignation and work without pay.. (Taylors Policy). She then explain that she doesnt have enough money to pay Taylors and would pay the money in a time span of a year. Taylors admin then threaten to sue her.
So she was really lost..

Few of us felt really really bad about whut happened and decided to talk about whut we could do fer her...

We thought of raising funds by organising sumthin..
But she was suppose to leave on Friday..

So we concluded that the only way was to get people to donate "generously" in order to subsidize her salary that she was suppose to get...

For the next few days, we went round hunting her ex-students and her current students telling them her bleak situation..

One of her studens from period 5 who's close to her donated a hundred ringgit..!
And she not the kind of person who is really rich that uses money as toilet paper kinda person..
So yea..
many ppl gave from their hearts..

So on Thurs..
We rallied up all the money we could get and it totaled about 1.5k.
Not exactly enough to subsidize but yea.. It was the best we could do in 2 and half days..

So at the end of her class at period 3, Bobby tossed me a bulky envelope..
"Nah.. u give to her.."

So I went up to the front of class, got everyone's attention..
And started to make one of my emo speeches...
Gave her the card first..
Then I mentioned about how sometimes in our perils, we wished that some how, some way, somebody could help us find a way out, maybe an angel or sumthing..
Today, we wanna be that angel, to make that fairytale come true..
So we collected some money from the bottom of our hearts...
Then suddenly!!

She burst into tears..
Noohhh..... I cannot...

Then I mentioned how it was partly our fault by conjuring about her moving in our jokes..

Then she was like.. "No.. I don't blame you.. I never did... I blame myself.. Sometimes I say too much.. coz i dun treat yall like students, I treat yall like brothers and sisters..

I then interrupted her "That's why you deserve this more than any other teacher..... you treat us like brothers and sister.. not like students..."

I found myself with a ball of uncomfort in my chest.. Feeling as if I was about to cry..

But nOhh.. Tahan... must be manly and macho..!

I looked around the class.. and found everyone tearng...
Even the guys..!
Either it was a touching moment or the guys tryng to act sensitive to the girls..

Anywayz..
She got up..
Gave me a hug and everyone made a line waiting to hug her and offer our last words before she left..



She then stopped half way and was like..
"Wait...!!! Must change tissue..."
She opened another tissue packet and continued with the "ceremony"
lolz..

She was like "Thank you so much.. Only God can repay you.. etc etc"

Period ended with photo sessions after everyone wiped their tears off...

P.s. Ken teared too..! I tahan Macho =O)

WHole class with Miss Ayu


The guys with our beloved accounts teacher..


We forgot teacher in this pic,,


As Miss Ayu would say.. "You Gheys...!!" lolz check out da dood in white..!


Bernie and Cassie~!


Look at Ken posing..




Lolz..
There were a few sales promoters in front of col giving free *ahem* Carefree panty liner..
Stoopid Eugene took a few boxes for his daily use..
And used one box to stick on ppl..


He also stuck one on Ken without us noticing..
We went fer lunch...
Came back to col and went fer psycho class..

We were playing some games in class designed by different groups to help us study for the test..
In one of the games, Ken had to go to da front of class...
When he turned around...

=D

Monday, September 25, 2006

Extreme Fashion

I was talking to a friend the other day about piercings. She has an addiction for piercings and was contemplating getting another one but she had no idea where she wanted to pierce. So, we started to scan through pictures and i found some pretty errr...'unique' to say the least, piercings..enjoy !!





Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Factors of Asianism

YOU KNOW YOU ARE INDONESIAN IF...
1. You talk really fast, with rapid tongue movements
2. You wear thongs or sandals everywhere, yes even in winter!
3. Following above, always get bagged for wearing sandals
4. Mee goreng is in the top 5 of ur fave foods
5. You love taking photo studio pics
6. You like traveling in big group of frens, and talkin VERY loudly irrespective of your surroundings
7. Almost a weekly ritual to go to church

YOU KNOW YOU ARE JAPANESE IF...
1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes
2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you want to marry a white guy (females)
3. You're afraid of black people
4. You only drive Japanese cars
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE KOREAN IF...
1. You smoke and drink too much
2. You wear pink Polo collar shirts, have loose beige pants, and have blonde highlights in your hair
3. You know what a Dalki, Pucca or Mashimoro is?
4. You're afraid of black people
5. You drive a Hyundai even though you won't admit it
6. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHINESE IF...
1. You think you're the smartest people in the world
2. You have a mobile with you at all times
3. You know the abbreviation of a.b.c.
4. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice
5. You're afraid of black people
6. A bicycle was a good form of transport before
7. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE VIETNAMESE IF...
1. You MUST have fish sauce with every meal
2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho?" on the signage
3. Guys wear green microfibre pants with Nike sneakers, and girls wear their flared black pants over their high sole shoes
4. You know the abbreviation of f.o.b.
5. You have some relative who is Chinese
6. Cabramatta makes you feel home sick
7. You're afraid of black people
8. You're fond of 2nd hand Japanese import cars
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE PHILIPINO IF...
1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, an engineer, or an accountant
2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star or knows one
3. Guys with jeans and white sneakers anyone?
4. You're always late for any engagement, and practice the art of Philo time?
5. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black
6. You love your Toyota's and Honda's
7. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Philipino is just cool in itself

YOU KNOW YOU ARE THAI IF...
1. People want to pay you for sex
2. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough
3. Your mum seems to workout at the local gym
4. Without glasses your eyes would be the size of ants
5. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are
6. Any car dump to the **** house is good?
7. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it

YOU KNOW YOU ARE MALAYSIAN IF...
1. You believe everything the Government tells you
2. But are willing to change your mind if someone slips you $50
3. The whole world (and Soros) is out to suppress you and your country
4. You think that Mahathir will be around in 2020
5. You welcome all people (be they black or otherwise) who invest in the MSC
6. You think you are superior to most other Asians, but $50 can change that too

YOU KNOW YOU ARE SINGAPOREAN IF...
1. You eat, sleep, have sex and smile according to the policies stipulated by the Government in the Red Book they gave you when you were born
2. The Red Book does not state that you have to be afraid of black people so you aren't
3. You know you are superior to all other Asians, because it says so in the Red Book

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ASIAN AUSTRALIAN IF...
1. You regret the fact that you did not learn Mandarin or other Asian language properly in Saturday language school
2. You say you're Australian, totally forgetting your roots
3. During childhood you didn't have much asian friends, played bullrush or handball and ate 'sunny boys' for lunch
4. A form of choosing was done by 'dip.dip dog ****?!'
5. You know you have to shop at an Asian grocery store but you have no idea what you are buying nor can you read any of the food labels
6. You cheer for Australia during the Olympics, know local Australian bands, and know what a VB is
7. You can speak fluent English without an accent
8. Know what a Commodore and Falcon are. Yes..... they are cars!
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians, despite the fact that they beat you in Maths in the VCE, can speak an Asian language fluently and know what they are buying in Asian grocery stores


TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WON'T BE AN ASIAN PRESIDENT ANYTIME SOON

1. White House is not big enough for in-laws
2. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
3. Oval Office has bad feng shui
4. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway
5. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
6. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
7. No chance for promotion
8. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
10. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

HOW TO BE THE PERFECT ASIAN AUSTRALIAN PARENT
(From the second generation perspective)


1. Be a little more lenient on the 7:00 p.m. curfew
2. Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with grade on his/her report card
3. Don't "ai-yah" loudly at your kid's dress habits
4. Don't blatantly hint about the merits of Habad (Harvard), Yeil(Yale), Purinsiton (Princeton) or Stamfud (Stanford)
5. Don't reveal all the intimate details of your kid's life to the entire Asian community
6. Don't ask your child, "What are you going to do with your life?" if he/she majors in a non-science field
7. Don't give your son a bowl haircut or your daughter two acres of bangs
8. Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or inept social skills
9. Incorporate other phrases besides, "Did you study yet?" or "When are you getting married?" into your daily conversations with your children
10. Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girl friend yet

50 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN"
(*The NEW List from the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective*)


1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times
12. You boil water before drinking
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage
16. You have a rice cooker
17. You're a wok user
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned
22. You iron your own shirts
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton, volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water
29. You hate to waste food:
- even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them
- u have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. From 1 proud Asian to another, forward this to every damn Asian you
know

Thursday, September 07, 2006

William's

Was during my usual forum browsing and I came across a topic which struck my eye... "William's Mamak, Taman Mayang Jaya,share your experience here!" well since mamak is one of my preferable mamak,I decided to have a look.I expected heaps of praise to his humble lil shack..but instead...
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Since we're on the subject of William's Mamak, let me tell you something that happened a few weeks ago.

This happened to a friend of mine who is also a LYN forumer, I shall not reveal who this person is.

Apparently, not all of us here like William's, and that includes myself after hearing what happened to a fellow forumer. I have blacklisted William's ever since.

First incident:

This incident involves this forumer (let's call this person "M" from here on, who used to frequent William's regularly) ordering the Soft-shell crab fried rice at William's, and when it came to paying the bill, M was charged RM10 for the said dish. "Wah, that's expensive leh." commented M to William, but William didn't said anything.

Then the next day, M was at William's again having dinner. Then he overheard a bunch of kids sitting behind his table ordering food with William, one of the kids was asking how much the soft-shell crab fried rice cost, William replied "RM10", then the kid exclaimed, "Wah lao, so expensive wan geh?!", William without noticing that M was sitting at the table in front replied rather proudly in Cantonese, "Soft-shell crab fried rice is for Sohai to eat wan! So expensive also wan to order, that's why people who order it are Sohais." ('Sohai" in English means "Dumb Fcuk")

I guess you can imagine how M felt when he heard that. In addition, what William didn't realize was that the bunch of kids he was telling that to were actually friends of M. Those bunch of kids also blacklisted William's after what he said.

2nd incident:

A few weeks ago, someone posted a comment on Wikimapia.org about William's Mamak in Taman Mayang Jaya. The comment was criticizing how terrible the service is at William's, that William himself is a terrible gossip, the food was tasteless becoz it has way too much black pepper and the prices he charge is ridiculously high for a mamak. (I personally agree with the comment)
Note: This comment has since been erased by William himself who (being the sore-loser that he is) replaced the original comment with his own words about how good his mamak is. doh.gif And recently, I took the liberty to erase everything including the location plot points on Wikimapia.

When William found out that someone was writing negative comments about his mamak on Wikimapia.org, he got very pissed off and blindly accuse M for writing those comments. M didn't realize this until one night another group of M's friends went to William's for a drink. William knew that this group are M's friends, so he took the opportunity to badmouth M in front of them. Telling M's friends that M is writing crap about him on Wikimapia, cursing M for being a Sohai, etc. M's friends were so pissed at William that they nearly "terbalik" the table after hearing those things about M. This group of M's friend also blacklisted William's from then on.

I'm very pissed off after hearing this too, how could William simply accuse M for writing those comments on Wikimapia?! We don't even know who actually wrote it as anyone who doesn't like William's mamak could've written it. vmad.gif

I've lost all respect for this William, what a damn sore loser he is, a little criticism also cannot take.

Actually, I got another lady friend who ordered a dish of Indomie Goreng at William's, guess how much William charged her? RM7 for a dish of plain Indomie Goreng! shocking.gif This lady asked William why is a dish of Indomie Goreng so expensive, William replied right in front of her in Cantonese, "Becoz this dish are for Sohai to eat wan." doh.gif After that, this lady friend also blacklisted William's. thumbup.gif
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Anyway,to those who wish to add fire / defend William,THIS is the direct link o the thread

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

C4... Diffused..~!

Briton at Asia Cafe Arrested by Malaysian Police for Online Money Laundering


He was a regular sight at Asia Café. He was the man whom some labeled as the computer Einstein as he was the white-haired Caucasian man with the Einstein hairstyle who spent hours everyday from morning to afternoon ‘working online’ from his Dell laptop at Table C4.

It is believed that more than a thousand students from the SS15 area, which includes Taylor's, Inti, Metro, dan lain lain lagi.... has seen him before.

It was not until a few days ago when his true identity and work was foiled! He was the man behind the mask of a popular online scam that attracted 100,000 global investors. He was just arrested last Wednesday (30th August 2006) by Malaysian police officers for online money laundering involving a massive sum of RM26,679,371.

I’m guessing that you might most probably have seen him before. Isn’t it a little surprising? Many who suspected this harmless peasent to be a mastermind of crime should cash in their money, as many had their doubts, sensing something was not right as he sits there at the same table (C4) working on his Dell laptop for hours from morning to afternoon almost everyday. I mean, why would someone spent hours on a laptop everyday in such a humid and busy place when he could be comfortably working back from his home? Perhaps, he might be just another Caucasian enjoying the tropical weather and Asian scene that he can’t get back in his country?

But the truth was revealed a few days ago when he was arrested. All this happened while he was at Asia Cafe doing his daily routine,working his online scam from his laptop. He was using Asia Café’s internet connection to disguise his identity and IP address so that he could not be tracked down by Malaysian police.

In my opinion though, I think he was doing this for the trill of it. Ya know.. ta see how long till he gets caught.. I mean, if he really wants to steal money for the sake of spending and living a luxurious life, wouldn't he like... scam 5mil and move to another country... then scam another 5mil...?

Wait.. Don't label him Dumb just yet.. Let's say.. he lost his passport or has a fear of planes or doesn't trust Malaysian Airlines or sumthin la k? Give him he benefit of the doubt..
Couldn't he like.... change location or sumthin..?
There are tons of places with WiFi which he could use to vary his IP address..! Like Starbucks or sumthin..

Maybe he feels the employees at Starbucks would suspect sumthin.. and feels much safer with the Seh-ger-soo-gers (Africans) around..

OR maybe he thinks that Malaysian police are jez plane dumb...

Lolz.. Maybe he purposely came to Malaysia coz he heard of the great police force which came to the rescue after getting a robbery report from my neighbour's place which is 800 meters away... 35mins later..

With guns and all summore...
35 minutes late.. SHoot birds ah?

Lolz..
Malaysian Police probably weren't even gonnna bust him..
Maybe Immigration officers came to bust illegal Seh-ger-soo-gers working there, and happen to see his laptop while he was in the loo..~!

This is the news report published from The Star & New Straits Times respectively:


Monday, September 04, 2006

The Crocodile Hunter.... Hunted!!

CAIRNS, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44.



Irwin was at Batt Reef, off the remote coast of northeastern Queensland state, shooting a segment for a series called "Ocean's Deadliest" when he swam too close to one of the animals, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said.

"He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said Stainton, who was on board Irwin's boat at the time.

Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.

Irwin was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchword "Crikey!" in his television program "Crocodile Hunter." First broadcast in Australia in 1992, the program was picked up by the Discovery network, catapulting Irwin to international celebrity.

He rode his image into a feature film, 2002's "The Crocodile Hunters: Collision Course" and developed the wildlife park that his parents opened, Australia Zoo, into a major tourist attraction.

"The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest dads on the planet," Stainton told reporters in Cairns. "He died doing what he loved best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. He would have said, 'Crocs Rule!'"

Prime Minister John Howard, who hand-picked Irwin to attend a gala barbecue to honor President Bush when he visited in 2003, said he was "shocked and distressed at Steve Irwin's sudden, untimely and freakish death."

"It's a huge loss to Australia," Howard told reporters. "He was a wonderful character. He was a passionate environmentalist. He brought joy and entertainment and excitement to millions of people."

Irwin, who made a trademark of hovering dangerously close to untethered crocodiles and leaping on their backs, spoke in rapid-fire bursts with a thick Australian accent and was almost never seen without his uniform of khaki shorts and shirt and heavy boots.

His ebullience was infectious and Australian officials sought him out for photo opportunities and to promote Australia internationally.

Irwin's public image was dented, however, in 2004 when he caused an uproar by holding his infant son in one arm while feeding large crocodiles inside a zoo pen. Irwin claimed at the time there was no danger to the child, and authorities declined to charge Irwin with violating safety regulations.

Later that year, he was accused of getting too close to penguins, a seal and humpback whales in Antarctica while making a documentary. Irwin denied any wrongdoing, and an Australian Environment Department investigation recommended no action be taken against him.

Stingrays have a serrated, toxin-loaded barb, or spine, on the top of their tail. The barb, which can be up to 10 inches long, flexes if a ray is frightened. Stings usually occur to people when they step on or swim too close to a ray and can be excruciatingly painful but are rarely fatal, said University of Queensland marine neuroscientist Shaun Collin.

Collin said he suspected Irwin died because the barb pierced under his ribcage and directly into his heart.

"It was extraordinarily bad luck. It's not easy to get spined by a stingray and to be killed by one is very rare," Collin said.

News of Irwin's death spread quickly, and tributes flowed from all quarters of society.

At Australia Zoo at Beerwah, south Queensland, floral tributes were dropped at the entrance, where a huge fake crocodile gapes. Drivers honked their horns as they passed.

"Steve, from all God's creatures, thank you. Rest in peace," was written on a card with a bouquet of native flowers.

"We're all very shocked. I don't know what the zoo will do without him. He's done so much for us, the environment and it's a big loss," said Paula Kelly, a local resident and volunteer at the zoo, after dropping off a wreath at the gate.

Stainton said Irwin's American-born wife Terri, from Eugene, Ore., had been informed of his death, and had told their daughter Bindi Sue, 8, and son Bob, who will turn 3 in December.

The couple met when she went on vacation in Australia in 1991 and visited Irwin's Australia Zoo; they were married six months later. Sometimes referred to as the "Crocodile Huntress," she costarred on her husband's television show and in his 2002 movie.

Merdeka~! From a different point of view..

It was the 31st of August..
49 Years ago..Our beloved country proudly broke off from the shackles of the "Anjing Penjajah".. yang menjajah dengan kejam sekali...

Kita, sebagai warga Malaysia terhutang budi kepada Wira-wira seperti Tunku Abdul Rahman, yang berjuang bermati-matian untuk merampas kermerdekaan daripada orang Inggeris.. Jika pekara ini tidak tercatat dalam sejarah, Negara kita mungkin
mencapai impian sebagai negara yang maju, dan tidak terjebak dalam pelbagai rasuah dan konflik dalam negara. Negara kita mungkin diiktiraf antara destinasi pelancongan bertaraf dunia, yang mempunayi ekonomi yang stabil dan mata wang yang besar di bawah pemerintahan pelbagai gabenor Inggeris yang berkaliber..

Owh well,..
We owe it to them don't we..

Ahahaa..
I'm just kiddin..
HEy~! No Country is perfect..
I love Malaysia no matter whut ppl huvta say...
I mean, you can't get busted for fooling around with illegal fireworks and get away
with paying 50 bucks in Singapore can ya?
ahhaha.. Sound Familiar? *wink wink*

Notice Malaysians aren't really patriotic...
Some ppl can't even remember the lyrics to Negaraku.. ... I'm Serious...
I mean...
How could u not remember it?
The song has been like the hottest hawaiian song around wiey..~~
(Incase some of all dun't know, Negaraku is from the hawaiian song Mamula Moon..
Go Limewire it)

Things I like about Malaysia..
Hm..
Let's see..
....The culture~!
Da fact that u can be late for sumthin..
and find out that the ppl ure meeting are even later...
Well, expcept fer Sam that is...
AHhahaa.. sorry fer makin ya wait...=o)

And.... and..
The mindsets of Malaysians!
When we're eating, Food haven't even finish yet, we'll start to wonder what's next..!


Or, When Zhe misses an open goal,
The variety of languages and dialects u can hear from Xiang all the way from the other goal post!

And how about the fact that 10ppl can fork out one dollar and watch a clear DVD?
(I know Sam won't la..)
Or downloading the latest flick.. by leaving the comp on overnight..~!
Kiwi who's now studying in Aus got a warning letter from Disney fer downloading Finding Nemo..
Xiang would get alot of letters from Japan if he moved to Aus...
Lolz..

Anywayz..
Isa and I were chatting and thinkin of a place to chill and watch firewerks fer Merdeka~!
Isa was like..
If only we could find an apartment and watch from there.. EVerywhere would be packed..

SO yea.
Thought fer awhile..
Nobody has an aparment we could use..

Hm...
Apartment.. Apartment..
Den suddenly..




*TING!!*



Me: Eh Isa..!! Ya noe da abandoned apartments near Sulaiman..?

Isa: Er.. yea..

Me: It over looks the Curve and the view is pretty awesome...Can see the whole of Tmn Tun, Pj, and probably can see KL too.. Probably we could watch the fireworks from there...

Isa: Sounds good.. but no one lives there.. How we gonna watch?

Me: Er.. go in la..

Isa: HUH? but..









OOOHHH...!!!!



Jon, Ernie, Colin and I have checked da place out at night b4..
Looks quite creepy..
Coz is WUZ at night..

And Colin was like.. "EH Macha! What if SUDDENLY!!! A head pops up THERE>>!!!!!

SO yea..
Jez took a small tour around that place..

So Isa suggested we check da place out during day 1st to make sure we knew da place,how to get up,
and made sure there weren't gonna be any heads poppin' up frem anywhere..

Da place looked quite safe..
Not gonna crumble to da ground after we step foot on it or anythin..
Jez has like wood sticking out here and there, holes.. etc.
Normal unfinished building..

Except for the highest floor,
Which was our front row seats to the view and the fireworks..... IT HAD NO WALLS...!!!

SO yea,..
Climbed all da way to the top floor...
View was breathtaking~!
Was really nice to have a bird's eye view of the place ya grew up... ya noe wud i mean?
Lolz..
I could even see my house~!
and Isa's Garage..
His house was blocked by trees..

Everything was awesome..~!
Till I Looked down...
I have fear of heights...
So..
yea..
I had to crawl to the edge to look down...

Honestly,
If u wanna kill someone,
Jez take them up there..
Say u wanna show them da awesome view..
Tell them there's an elephant at da bottom of the building...
When he looks down
And push the fella like there's no tomorrow~!
If the police ask..
He slipped.. =o)

Or..
If u already killed a macha..
and dunno where to dump it..
Jez dump it there..

Would be real funny if da next time I go there..
I see a couple of bodies lying arond, smiling at me..
Lolz..

So yea.. anyway..
Walked around a lil..
Checked out the basement and all..
Found blue prints to the place~!
It dated 1999..

Had a couple of dead stuff in there..
Snake... Cat..
Could see da bones all..
EEELk..!

Came across a newspaper..
Date was.. 7th of Aug 2006...
WUt da??

Owh well..

So yea..
ISa took da blue prints and a Constuction helmet as a souvenir ...
Which I dropped from the 15th floor which took like 4 secs till it hit da ground with a thud!

SO yea..
Place was tight for the night~!

Got back to Isa's, rang up ppl..Had dinner, Got food, drinks, Stereo, I-Trip, Torch Lights and headed there at bout 10 sumthin...

Jon Ming's torch light was like... SoOper Bright wiey~!
Could Shine to the moon and Moon-rians would be blinded..

So yea..
Everythin was perfect..
Street lights painted our scenary, snacks humbled our greed, drinks refreshed us from the long batu caves like climb, Stereo set the mood.. till all was good...

We could see 4 different firework display simultaneously..~!
But was pretee small la..
I think it was Stadium Merdeka, Piramid.. and some other places lah..

Here are the pics..~!
Enjoy..!!
....And dun tell anyone..



=_= right.

















Do CLiCK the bottom pic to Enlarge.. Awesome view~!






Photography Credits: Loh Jon Ming