Ali G aka Kelian aka Vishnu aka Colin Quah Han-Ming has been abducted from his athinahapan residentship on the 28th of April 2006, a friday night, he was online chatting when he suddenly was mysteriouslly singend out of msn at about 1145 pm.
The abductors were unknown but police are still investigating the case, but what was the motive of abduction? A note was written in hand saying :
" Dear Ke Wei's ill be taking a 2 week break from msn, as i realise alot of my time spent here talking to my friends for the moment its not worth it, i got my mid terms next week, and i gotta try my best at 6A's. I wish you guys good luck to with your tests, and to those who pursuing anything now. oh yeah thief, faster go crack the combination lock to oliver khans safe la ! : ) .
Sorry Jinn i coudnt make it for friday night, i was studying bio at home, i bet it was a blast. Ill be off for now.
p/s dont worry you guys can still call me out, ill be free for manutd chelsea
Colin "
ok la ciao guys, will miss you guys on msn. wish me luck
Friday, April 28, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
Saturday, April 22, 2006
control myself
wah my classmates and i were so in to this ll cool j song in da past few days ....and da best part of da song is the ending ther it goes like ziziziziIZIZIZIZIZZizizizizziZIZIZIZIZIZiziz....... there are da vids ...
This vid is more suitable for wei jian ... and oso to our gay frens out there....
i will neva forget da straight wans....this is another version of it ....which is more suitable for ke wei s like me xiang ernest ..all la...hot arse wei.....a fair lookin nigger.... lol...
This vid is more suitable for wei jian ... and oso to our gay frens out there....
i will neva forget da straight wans....this is another version of it ....which is more suitable for ke wei s like me xiang ernest ..all la...hot arse wei.....a fair lookin nigger.... lol...
my sharkie sweater .....
i bought this sweater or jacket im not sure wat u call it la , from studio 69 eh nono is 78..... this sweater got this special zip dat can zip all da way to ur hood ...means it can cover up ur face .....but there isnt any holes for u to peek outside ....On friday , i wore dat to college , because there is econs exam in mph ...which is kinda cold inside.My classmate(jillian), put on da jacket, zip it up and ..... u will see wat we did to her .....check out da vids....
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
nuuuuuuuuuuu
ke wei song of the month..here's the lyrics..fuck it doesnt make sense..oh well...nigga rap..
KANYE WEST LYRICS
"Touch The Sky"
(feat. Lupe Fiasco)
[Chorus 1]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Back when they thought pink polo's would hurt the Roc,
Before Cam got the shit to pop, the doors was closed.
I felt like Bad Boy's street team, I couldn't work the Lox (locks).
Now let's go.
Take 'em back to the plan...
Me and my momma hopped in the U-Haul van.
Any pessimists I ain't talked to them,
Plus, I ain't have no phone in my apartment.
Let's take 'em back to the club.
Least about an hour I would stand on line,
I just wanted to dance.
I went to Jacob an hour after I got my advance.
I just wanted to shine.
Jay's favorite line: "Dog, in due time"
Now he look at me, like "Damn, dog, you where I am"
A hip hop legend.
I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven.
[Chorus]
[Hook 1 (P. Diddy)]
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)
Back when Gucci was the shit to rock,
Back when Slick Rick got the shit to pop,
I'd do anything to say "I got it".
Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket.
Before anybody wanted K-West beats,
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns,
Like "Damn, these niggas that much better than me?"
Baby, I'm going on an airplane,
And I don't know if I'll be back again.
Sure enough, I sent the plane tickets,
But when she came to kick it, things became different.
Any girl I cheated on, sheets I skeeted on.
I couldn't keep it home, I thought I needed a Nia Long.
I'm trying to write my wrongs,
But it's funny these same wrongs helped me write this song.
Now,
[Chorus 2]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky
(You gonna touch the sky babygirl!) Testify, come up in the spot
Looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky
Yes, yes, yes guess who's on third?
Lupe still like Lupin the Third.
Hear life here till I'm beer on the curb
Peach fuzz buzz but beard on the verge
Slow it down like we're on the serve
Bottle-shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth's.
But, before you say another word,
I'm back on the block like a man on the street.
I'm trying to stop lying like a Mum-Ra,
But I'm not lying when I'm laying on the beat.
Engarde, Touch Lupe cool as the Unthar,
But I still feel as possessed as a gun charge.
I come as correct as a porn star,
In a fresh pair of steps and my best foreign car.
So, I represent the first.
Now, let me end my verse right where the horns are like
[Chorus 2]
[Hook 2 (P. Diddy)]
(We back at home, baby)
Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Sky, Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Yeah! (Keep it rollin)
(Feels good to be home, baby! Feels good to be home!)
anyway,my fuckin friend gave me a blog address,which i think will attract weijians attention,and maybe even wet his own pants?HERE
Monday, April 17, 2006
i got an idea!!!
wei , guys i thought of this ...why dun we put pictures when we were young(individualy)and pictures dat is present...den we compare ..see hu has da most changes.....all da ke weis ...and our manager la NEEEKOLAS...
A Very Happy Chinese New Year !!
Chinese New Year 2006 was getting really boring and mundane so we, kwei's decided to 'spice' things up. After a long drive to Cheras to send Shaun's gf back, (hoping that we could get ang paus from her parents which didnt happen eventually),we had our 1st ke wei cook out. We like to try new things and after the success of the ke wei bakery, we decided to take it one step further..So we bring forth 'the ke wei chinese new year cookout' !!!
We got our ingredients from tesco.. cincau, chicken, canned pork,yee sang (yes i know we're cheap) and who can forget chicken vindaloo !! Shopping with ke wei's is like shopping with females..they can't make up their minds..fickle minded people.. =)
We tore apart colin's kitchen and discovered so many things in colin's kitchen cabinets that he didn't even know was there. Everybody was doing their own thing..Jinn and zhe with their chicken which turned out really awesome btw,ah mai with his ginger (now u know why he farts so much),shaun with his fantastic soup with garlic,pepper and pai kuat (pork ribs) which turned out to taste like water, Xiang doing what he does best:making noise. Basically everyone was doing thier own thing EXCEPT ke wei pencuri (we all know who that is ) so we elected him bandaraya.
Job duty:clean up everything !!
Even though some dishes didn't turn out all that great,we all had a blast cooking together and laughing. Great times....
Here are some photos taken (i lost some when my comp crash.sorry guys !!)
Ke Wei Wei wanted to curi some of the uncooked food..typical of the greedy fella !!
Ah Xiang resting on the couch after a tough long day..Seducing smile =)
Group photo!!!Pay no attention to the foood...it's besides the point.
Here's a quote most suitable for the occasion...
~To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time~ Clara Ortega
Ke Wei Family CNY Cookout 2006 was a success !!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Resurrection Sunday
Happy Resurrection Sunday!
Another term used would also be known as Easter Sunday.
I'm here to explain the true meaning of Easter, for some of you might not know..=O)
Some may associate Easter with the Easter bunny or Easter eggs, which actually have nothing to do with the real meaning behind easter. Just like Santa Claus and Christmas~! Some people in Japan, when asked what it Christmas about, they answer, it's santa claus' birthday~!
Anywayz..
Let me start with Good Friday!
Good Friday is the day that Jesus Died on the cross for us two thousand years ago..
The exact date is not known, I believe they didn't count the date during that time.
Anywayz... Why did Jesus die? Some might ask..
Goes like this, in the golden olden days, in order for someone to cleanse thier Sin
or to be pure, one has to make a sacrifice. So, preists and so on would get sheep or lamb to be sacrificed. The younger the sheep the better or the more powerful. The younger, the more innocent. Anywayz, one would slaughter the animal and put it on an alter to be sacrificed so that his sin will be washed away, so that the sin would be on the animal as a substitute for him. This method was rather tedious and insuffcient.
So God ( God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the same, just like water in different forms like pepejal,cecair and gas) in his perfect mercy,out of love for us, became man so as to offer a perfect sacrifice which would compensate for humanity's sin. In layman's term, Jesus became the Lamb and was sacrificed so that the Sins of the world may be put on him, that who so ever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life. (John 3:16) For the consequences of Sin is death. (Romans 6:23) But God gave himself up so that we can have hope of defeating eternal punishment.
As we all know, not only did Jesus die, he was crucified. Crucifixion was the worst and most humiliating death anyone could ever go through during that time. Christ was flogged, beatened, mocked and so on. Lastly he was hunged on the cross to die. The body of Jesus was then taken down the next day and put into a cave which was guarded by Soldiers and was covered with a bolder. As Mary came on the next day, which was resurrection Sunday, the Bolder was gone, and the tomb was empty. Christ's body was gone from the tomb for he resurrected from the dead. The Roman soldiers said the diciples stole the body while they were sleeping. This is the funny part...=O)
How would a person know who stole the body when you're asleep!?!?
Anywayz, God resurrected in 3days and revealed himself to over two thousand people. While we were still sinners Christ died for us. (Romans 5:8)God didn't send any Tom Dick or Harry to die for us neither did he send satan to die for us. But he sacrificed his one and only son, Jesus to die for us as a sacrifice. Sacrifice according to dictionary.com means "The act of losing or surrendering something of great value as a penalty for a mistake or fault or failure to perform." As Jesus ascended to heaven, he gave us the Holy Spirit, that his presence may be wtih us always. The same power that resurrected Jesus from the grave lives in us. Christ does not live in an alter, a synagogue or even a church. Christ lives in us.
By accepting Christ we believed and receive what Jesus had done on the cross whole heartedly, and our sins are forgiven.
Christ says in Revelation 3:20, Behold, I stand at the door, and knock, if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.
Happy Resurrection Sunday People~!
Another term used would also be known as Easter Sunday.
I'm here to explain the true meaning of Easter, for some of you might not know..=O)
Some may associate Easter with the Easter bunny or Easter eggs, which actually have nothing to do with the real meaning behind easter. Just like Santa Claus and Christmas~! Some people in Japan, when asked what it Christmas about, they answer, it's santa claus' birthday~!
Anywayz..
Let me start with Good Friday!
Good Friday is the day that Jesus Died on the cross for us two thousand years ago..
The exact date is not known, I believe they didn't count the date during that time.
Anywayz... Why did Jesus die? Some might ask..
Goes like this, in the golden olden days, in order for someone to cleanse thier Sin
or to be pure, one has to make a sacrifice. So, preists and so on would get sheep or lamb to be sacrificed. The younger the sheep the better or the more powerful. The younger, the more innocent. Anywayz, one would slaughter the animal and put it on an alter to be sacrificed so that his sin will be washed away, so that the sin would be on the animal as a substitute for him. This method was rather tedious and insuffcient.
So God ( God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the same, just like water in different forms like pepejal,cecair and gas) in his perfect mercy,out of love for us, became man so as to offer a perfect sacrifice which would compensate for humanity's sin. In layman's term, Jesus became the Lamb and was sacrificed so that the Sins of the world may be put on him, that who so ever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life. (John 3:16) For the consequences of Sin is death. (Romans 6:23) But God gave himself up so that we can have hope of defeating eternal punishment.
As we all know, not only did Jesus die, he was crucified. Crucifixion was the worst and most humiliating death anyone could ever go through during that time. Christ was flogged, beatened, mocked and so on. Lastly he was hunged on the cross to die. The body of Jesus was then taken down the next day and put into a cave which was guarded by Soldiers and was covered with a bolder. As Mary came on the next day, which was resurrection Sunday, the Bolder was gone, and the tomb was empty. Christ's body was gone from the tomb for he resurrected from the dead. The Roman soldiers said the diciples stole the body while they were sleeping. This is the funny part...=O)
How would a person know who stole the body when you're asleep!?!?
Anywayz, God resurrected in 3days and revealed himself to over two thousand people. While we were still sinners Christ died for us. (Romans 5:8)God didn't send any Tom Dick or Harry to die for us neither did he send satan to die for us. But he sacrificed his one and only son, Jesus to die for us as a sacrifice. Sacrifice according to dictionary.com means "The act of losing or surrendering something of great value as a penalty for a mistake or fault or failure to perform." As Jesus ascended to heaven, he gave us the Holy Spirit, that his presence may be wtih us always. The same power that resurrected Jesus from the grave lives in us. Christ does not live in an alter, a synagogue or even a church. Christ lives in us.
By accepting Christ we believed and receive what Jesus had done on the cross whole heartedly, and our sins are forgiven.
Christ says in Revelation 3:20, Behold, I stand at the door, and knock, if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.
Happy Resurrection Sunday People~!
Ke Wei Pencuris Kao Kao No Bullshit list
ok guys, this is it, as we all know our beloved Ke Wei Pencuri like to lie alot lor, so i kinda made a list for him, cause he tell me god knows if his lying and all, so as a reminder or rather as a head up for our team, this is Ke Wei Pencuri (Ke wei wei's) seriouslly kao kao no bullshit list.
1) He got money probs ( we hear this all the time)
2) Ecko watch he payed with his own money
3) he say his not a thief (whahahahahaha)
hahahaha we'll see we'll see.
how long we gonna call him pencuri weih? hahhaha
1) He got money probs ( we hear this all the time)
2) Ecko watch he payed with his own money
3) he say his not a thief (whahahahahaha)
hahahaha we'll see we'll see.
how long we gonna call him pencuri weih? hahhaha
Saturday, April 15, 2006
OMG!
is this is seriouslly freakky.
http://http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/9311/Bizarre_baby_born_in_Nepal
omg.
http://http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/9311/Bizarre_baby_born_in_Nepal
omg.
A kwfc production.........
guys this is da 1st vid i made it was begining of 2005 i thing ....my outfit is a lil dirty and abit koyak here and there , but nvm dun look at da outfit look at da SKILLS.....(i noe u all watch b4 liao, but nvm watch it again...good videos will neva make u bored)
A Badmintion or a Futsal game??
Happy Burfday Nabi Muhammad..!
..Thanks fer da holiday~~~
Was an awesome day!
Started out with a Futsal Match in da mornin..
with... SALANG FC!
KwFc 21 - 4 SALANG FC
Here are the names who made the score sheet.
Ernest Khaw (6)
Colin Quah (4)
Wei Xiang Teoh (3)
Justin Khoo (3)
Justin Mah (3)
Jeffrey Goh (1)
Yuen Joon Mak (1)
Kes Sam Lee (0)
Highlghts from Tantalizing Tuesday's game
Warm up session..
Ah mai taking a free kick..
Our new manager watching us play...
Covering his leech bites... =O))
Itchy Substitutes ..
Ah mai.. overjoyed after breaking the egg and scoring his hard earned goal..
Jeffrey.. Impatient to come on after being forced to sub out..
Probably didn't wear his contacts that day... Missed goals as many as his pimples..
Although he didn't score he contributed alot to the team..
no worries Jeff!
Besides the big score line, the highlight of the day was Ah mai, doin a superb skill against Aii Yaa~~ (Brian) and playing an old fashion one, two with me to set up a soild shot at goal.
Ah mai is seen later with Neeekolas to demonstrate the witty trick he did for the unlucky people who werne't able to witness this historic moment..
Follow this 7 steps and you might be able to do it too~!
The First Step.. Ah mai is seen plotting his move and calculating the bearings to execute the trick..
Moving along to the Second Step, Ah mai positions himself to confuse the opponent. Neeekolas imitates Aii Yaa ( Brian )'s "wut da..?" look..
On the Third Step, Ah mai confuses his opponent like Confucius~!
Step Four is the rather tricky part, Ah mai hides da ball and lifts his leg up to release his fart to dissrupt his opponents senses. Neeekolas tries to counter back by lifting up his arm for some Ketiak Action but HorriGible-ly fails..
In step 5 Ah mai then Flips the ball up and over his lost and puzzled opponent.
The ball is nicely cushioned on ah mai's Men Breast and controled onto the ground in Step 6
The Final and easiest step,is demonstrated by Ah mai to put the ball into the goal. Some call this step the hardest .. Won't mention any names....
Hey look...! Pimple Cream~! ...la la la..
Was a great game overall... .... Duh..
Great team work and understanding.. shows us how far we've come from the golden olden days...
Went off to ss2 to huv lunch.. Where we met Kok Liang there.. He has nice Oakleys but it made me look like a Seahorse...
not as bad as this guy tho...
he has a jellyfish stuck on his head..... wonder if he notices...
anywayz..
All of us had the OWh AMm GEee curry puff and started moaning...
=O) Ah mai's Bendera sudah naik after a few moments...
... it stoppped when he heard xiang...
Went to Swenson's after that to continue thier orgasmic moments.. altho Earthquake was not 50% off bcoz it was a public holiday..
while me nerst, coopers and zits were off to Char Chan TAng ..
Came back and heard complaints about Colin eating the ice-cream like a machine and the bowl moving further and further away as he continue to dig like there's no tomorrow.. Kok Liang.. im sorry if you only had a few scoops... now u noe who to share yer food with..
and maybe after listening to Colin...
maybe u'd learn who not to share ure ladies with...=O))
anywayzz..
After our dessert off we went to Escape to have a Clan war with Some Sri KDU doods
who were really good..
Well if u can't beat em at football.. you ...
ahaha..
im jez kiddin...
chillin kay? Bow wow.. =O)
ahaah
ok ok..
serious..
CS was FUn.. .. like Bun..
under da Sun... trying to Run..
from Xiang with the Water Gun..
Anwayz..
thoz who missed thier chances at futsal really took it personally
and took revenge on CS...
Sam was top fragger..
zhe was spraying his AK like Pimple Cream...
Yeap.. awesome game...
Thanks Uncle Muhammad fer da holiday...
Cheers~!
..Thanks fer da holiday~~~
Was an awesome day!
Started out with a Futsal Match in da mornin..
with... SALANG FC!
KwFc 21 - 4 SALANG FC
Here are the names who made the score sheet.
Ernest Khaw (6)
Colin Quah (4)
Wei Xiang Teoh (3)
Justin Khoo (3)
Justin Mah (3)
Jeffrey Goh (1)
Yuen Joon Mak (1)
Kes Sam Lee (0)
Highlghts from Tantalizing Tuesday's game
Warm up session..
Ah mai taking a free kick..
Our new manager watching us play...
Covering his leech bites... =O))
Itchy Substitutes ..
Ah mai.. overjoyed after breaking the egg and scoring his hard earned goal..
Jeffrey.. Impatient to come on after being forced to sub out..
Probably didn't wear his contacts that day... Missed goals as many as his pimples..
Although he didn't score he contributed alot to the team..
no worries Jeff!
Besides the big score line, the highlight of the day was Ah mai, doin a superb skill against Aii Yaa~~ (Brian) and playing an old fashion one, two with me to set up a soild shot at goal.
Ah mai is seen later with Neeekolas to demonstrate the witty trick he did for the unlucky people who werne't able to witness this historic moment..
Follow this 7 steps and you might be able to do it too~!
The First Step.. Ah mai is seen plotting his move and calculating the bearings to execute the trick..
Moving along to the Second Step, Ah mai positions himself to confuse the opponent. Neeekolas imitates Aii Yaa ( Brian )'s "wut da..?" look..
On the Third Step, Ah mai confuses his opponent like Confucius~!
Step Four is the rather tricky part, Ah mai hides da ball and lifts his leg up to release his fart to dissrupt his opponents senses. Neeekolas tries to counter back by lifting up his arm for some Ketiak Action but HorriGible-ly fails..
In step 5 Ah mai then Flips the ball up and over his lost and puzzled opponent.
The ball is nicely cushioned on ah mai's Men Breast and controled onto the ground in Step 6
The Final and easiest step,is demonstrated by Ah mai to put the ball into the goal. Some call this step the hardest .. Won't mention any names....
Hey look...! Pimple Cream~! ...la la la..
Was a great game overall... .... Duh..
Great team work and understanding.. shows us how far we've come from the golden olden days...
Went off to ss2 to huv lunch.. Where we met Kok Liang there.. He has nice Oakleys but it made me look like a Seahorse...
not as bad as this guy tho...
he has a jellyfish stuck on his head..... wonder if he notices...
anywayz..
All of us had the OWh AMm GEee curry puff and started moaning...
=O) Ah mai's Bendera sudah naik after a few moments...
... it stoppped when he heard xiang...
Went to Swenson's after that to continue thier orgasmic moments.. altho Earthquake was not 50% off bcoz it was a public holiday..
while me nerst, coopers and zits were off to Char Chan TAng ..
Came back and heard complaints about Colin eating the ice-cream like a machine and the bowl moving further and further away as he continue to dig like there's no tomorrow.. Kok Liang.. im sorry if you only had a few scoops... now u noe who to share yer food with..
and maybe after listening to Colin...
maybe u'd learn who not to share ure ladies with...=O))
anywayzz..
After our dessert off we went to Escape to have a Clan war with Some Sri KDU doods
who were really good..
Well if u can't beat em at football.. you ...
ahaha..
im jez kiddin...
chillin kay? Bow wow.. =O)
ahaah
ok ok..
serious..
CS was FUn.. .. like Bun..
under da Sun... trying to Run..
from Xiang with the Water Gun..
Anwayz..
thoz who missed thier chances at futsal really took it personally
and took revenge on CS...
Sam was top fragger..
zhe was spraying his AK like Pimple Cream...
Yeap.. awesome game...
Thanks Uncle Muhammad fer da holiday...
Cheers~!
Thursday, April 13, 2006
i hate cats,but..this is too much
wooo as much as i detest those bloody good for nthn furballs,but hey,dis is too much for a kind dude like me to take...
looks decent ya?
ahmai i know u have a strong fetish for milf,but plz keep ur snake in ur pants for this wan..she's definately not worth it.
position...
o0
asian cruella...
wahlau pain sum pain!
pwnage!omg!
so yeah..ppl like this bitch do exist..
looks decent ya?
ahmai i know u have a strong fetish for milf,but plz keep ur snake in ur pants for this wan..she's definately not worth it.
position...
o0
asian cruella...
wahlau pain sum pain!
pwnage!omg!
so yeah..ppl like this bitch do exist..
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
yO DaWg. WanT Aye' Gun In Ya hEad?
Well, aye is Havin' D promotin thing tomorrow , DawG. So I is RisponziblE for get'in them PlAyya'list! So When aaii iz burning em songs.. I Gotting meself hooked , DAWG. and i is listenin to em HipHOp , R&B .. YO gangsta' Rappin and fuCk! i Is feelin the bLack in ME.. so i'm TALKING BOUT BEING A NIGGER DAWG!! SUDDENLY MY IDOLS WERE Niggers.. like!
FIFTY CENT Ya' All!
NELLY!
LUDACRIS..
DENZEL WASHINGTON
DENZEL WASHING TON
MR. SAMUEL L JACKSON!
AND EVEN .... the HOTTEST NIGGER EVER..
MR BILL COSBY!=]
so Yeah, I wuz feelin A lit'le InSpired..
having Em FAncY bling bling Earings..
long BIG SHINY BLING NEcklAces..
and those GUns Stuck em your boxers betwween your butt cheeks!
But i AdmIt. maybe being a Nigger. Ain't That Easay..
WaSSUP DAWGS FROM the KE WeiS!
I iS BlaCKSpawn Eighty Ei'ht.
Checkme Blings which Ain't REAlly Blings..
call em bling wanna bes.
=]ok fuck i'm way too bored.. but yeah. i got reall hooked on HipHop anD R&B today... felt like i was born half nigger.
but just remember guys.. the words of the wise Lil' Jon.
we're all black when the lights go out.
FIFTY CENT Ya' All!
NELLY!
LUDACRIS..
DENZEL WASHINGTON
DENZEL WASHING TON
MR. SAMUEL L JACKSON!
AND EVEN .... the HOTTEST NIGGER EVER..
MR BILL COSBY!=]
so Yeah, I wuz feelin A lit'le InSpired..
having Em FAncY bling bling Earings..
long BIG SHINY BLING NEcklAces..
and those GUns Stuck em your boxers betwween your butt cheeks!
But i AdmIt. maybe being a Nigger. Ain't That Easay..
WaSSUP DAWGS FROM the KE WeiS!
I iS BlaCKSpawn Eighty Ei'ht.
Checkme Blings which Ain't REAlly Blings..
call em bling wanna bes.
=]ok fuck i'm way too bored.. but yeah. i got reall hooked on HipHop anD R&B today... felt like i was born half nigger.
but just remember guys.. the words of the wise Lil' Jon.
we're all black when the lights go out.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
KWFC Signs Neeeeekolas As Manager
Breaking news KWFC has just signed promising young manager Neeeekolas on a 4 year contract. Oh yeah amd I joined this blog to : ) Since this is like my first time posting anything on a blog ever please excuse me.
video worth a million words?
wtf man i just woke up and i was prompt to this vid..fucking made me laff my ass off!he's my real life friend btw!enjoy !
seriously if this does any psychological damage to you,i am not responsible.
seriously if this does any psychological damage to you,i am not responsible.
ICPU Dress Up Week!
Last week was an awesome week..
It was.. ICPU Dress Up Week..!
soo.. Everyone was planning and scheming wut ta wear da week before...
The first day was Red & White Day..
Apparently it resembles the Canadian Flag..
soo yea... Everyone was darn semangat...
As i walked it the college i could see the sea of Red & White flooding the campus..
was an awesome sight.. seeing everyone semangat and all..
would never get these type of things in school..
Yeap...
That's me gettin ready fer college..
wanted to be different..
So i wore.. my ORIGINAL red & white QUIKSILVER shirt..=O)
Jeans.. My red Prestos... and a Santa Hat...
Was real Hard walkin from the place we parked our car to campus..
Ppl at da mamak all staring...
Oi Budak! Where's Your Raindeer...
.. UP your................Nose..!
Anywayz... da Nexx day wuz
Beach DAY~!
Everyone looked soo...
Beachy...
A fair bit of students seriously looked like they were going swimming in the Tasik Teluk Gong..
with the shorts.. slippers and sleeveless shirts..
Lolz.. like fellaz from Kayu Ara after a Heavy Rain.. (SAy da "A" word and i'll kick you)
Some of us look like Ming Tien workers...
but yea.. we all look good when we're together..
This macha looks like a Hawaiian Pirate!
Shermaine and I were feelin the same Flavor~!
Some Girls with Batik Skirts~!
The Beach Boys~!
Beach Bums!
Adrian.. Remaking the Titanic scene.... alone..
Da Kwai Lo dood is our Program Director.... Mr. Meager..
sooper cool dood..
and fellow studetns from LAN class out for the breeze..
Xiao Wen blinded by my sexyness when i took off my shirt...
On Wednesday was Sun Glasses day~!
Ah Mai's Aviators..
Do i look like a police man?
Lolz..
Our Beloved Miss Wong Teaching math with her sunnies~!
Kenny.. Trying to figure the best way to sleep in class...
Actually worked!
and.. on Thursday was.. Mafia day~!
That's me with the black top hhat and broken brief case which i dug from a cupboard.
The lock for the brief case was broken.. mus be some roaches feeding on it..
soo.. when i walk... halfway, the bag will just burst open.... happen soo many times..
My mafia look was debatable..
Some sad.. i was awesome.. looked like a mafia..
Ms Wong thought i was dressing up as a Magician... ( i forgive you)
and some said i looked like a Sales Man and Asia Club will kick me out if i ever went in...
Was also sooper hard to walk to campus..
everyone was staring again..
Could see da mamak stall fellaz wanting to say,..
Santa got fired and now selling insurance?
but when reached campus and join my fellow mafia's
you could say i felt superior.... like superior soup!
Other Mafia's..
This "Sa-GA-Soo-Ga" looks like a real mafia who trades Diamons for drugs..
and beside him is a tudung-ed mafia...
.. what?? ..got la.. .... reallly
Joey G decided to drop by Taylor's college for Channel [V]'s double shot request...
... the girls were like...
Omigosh......
Joey is sooo cuteeeeEEee..
and some guys too...
He's quite buff by da way... =O)
urmm.. Friday... was Haloween day..
Loadsa Semangat ppl with great costumes..
Mr.Seto with his Costume...
i actually have a video of him teaching the whole class tai Chi..
will upload it when i learn how..
That's ME with the Ripper mask...
Here's a funny story..
it was... before class.
bout 7.40..
i was ber-walkin down da corridor to class..
and it was quite dark and all..
and the Ripper Mask kinda glows in da dark..
sooO.. yea..
cool..
soo there i was.. minding my own business walkin down the corridor..
den suddenly..
i heard a loud scream...
AAAAAAAAAAaahhhHHhh~!!!!!!
I looked to my left..
to da horror of my eyes.. i saw.. a gurL..
Dressed in goth make up and black and white clothes with long hair...!!!!
Frightened by the sight of the horried gurl screaming at my horrid mask..
I screameed in horror..~!!
So.. we ended up screaming at each other..
Both of us were frighten by our outfits..
not bad eh?
I kinda scared another 2 girls outside da guys toilet..
One demanded me to take off my mask to prove i was Human..=O)
Lolz..
As i was walkin out for my break..
i saw the lady security guard in tudung..
runnning away from me..
her face was pail white..
lolz d other indian guard was squatting in laughter...
ahahaha..
waazap la Bang~!
Some of us didn't need masks.. =O)
Was an awesome week overall..
can't wait for the nexx dress up week..!
Cheers~!
It was.. ICPU Dress Up Week..!
soo.. Everyone was planning and scheming wut ta wear da week before...
The first day was Red & White Day..
Apparently it resembles the Canadian Flag..
soo yea... Everyone was darn semangat...
As i walked it the college i could see the sea of Red & White flooding the campus..
was an awesome sight.. seeing everyone semangat and all..
would never get these type of things in school..
Yeap...
That's me gettin ready fer college..
wanted to be different..
So i wore.. my ORIGINAL red & white QUIKSILVER shirt..=O)
Jeans.. My red Prestos... and a Santa Hat...
Was real Hard walkin from the place we parked our car to campus..
Ppl at da mamak all staring...
Oi Budak! Where's Your Raindeer...
.. UP your................Nose..!
Anywayz... da Nexx day wuz
Beach DAY~!
Everyone looked soo...
Beachy...
A fair bit of students seriously looked like they were going swimming in the Tasik Teluk Gong..
with the shorts.. slippers and sleeveless shirts..
Lolz.. like fellaz from Kayu Ara after a Heavy Rain.. (SAy da "A" word and i'll kick you)
Some of us look like Ming Tien workers...
but yea.. we all look good when we're together..
This macha looks like a Hawaiian Pirate!
Shermaine and I were feelin the same Flavor~!
Some Girls with Batik Skirts~!
The Beach Boys~!
Beach Bums!
Adrian.. Remaking the Titanic scene.... alone..
Da Kwai Lo dood is our Program Director.... Mr. Meager..
sooper cool dood..
and fellow studetns from LAN class out for the breeze..
Xiao Wen blinded by my sexyness when i took off my shirt...
On Wednesday was Sun Glasses day~!
Ah Mai's Aviators..
Do i look like a police man?
Lolz..
Our Beloved Miss Wong Teaching math with her sunnies~!
Kenny.. Trying to figure the best way to sleep in class...
Actually worked!
and.. on Thursday was.. Mafia day~!
That's me with the black top hhat and broken brief case which i dug from a cupboard.
The lock for the brief case was broken.. mus be some roaches feeding on it..
soo.. when i walk... halfway, the bag will just burst open.... happen soo many times..
My mafia look was debatable..
Some sad.. i was awesome.. looked like a mafia..
Ms Wong thought i was dressing up as a Magician... ( i forgive you)
and some said i looked like a Sales Man and Asia Club will kick me out if i ever went in...
Was also sooper hard to walk to campus..
everyone was staring again..
Could see da mamak stall fellaz wanting to say,..
Santa got fired and now selling insurance?
but when reached campus and join my fellow mafia's
you could say i felt superior.... like superior soup!
Other Mafia's..
This "Sa-GA-Soo-Ga" looks like a real mafia who trades Diamons for drugs..
and beside him is a tudung-ed mafia...
.. what?? ..got la.. .... reallly
Joey G decided to drop by Taylor's college for Channel [V]'s double shot request...
... the girls were like...
Omigosh......
Joey is sooo cuteeeeEEee..
and some guys too...
He's quite buff by da way... =O)
urmm.. Friday... was Haloween day..
Loadsa Semangat ppl with great costumes..
Mr.Seto with his Costume...
i actually have a video of him teaching the whole class tai Chi..
will upload it when i learn how..
That's ME with the Ripper mask...
Here's a funny story..
it was... before class.
bout 7.40..
i was ber-walkin down da corridor to class..
and it was quite dark and all..
and the Ripper Mask kinda glows in da dark..
sooO.. yea..
cool..
soo there i was.. minding my own business walkin down the corridor..
den suddenly..
i heard a loud scream...
AAAAAAAAAAaahhhHHhh~!!!!!!
I looked to my left..
to da horror of my eyes.. i saw.. a gurL..
Dressed in goth make up and black and white clothes with long hair...!!!!
Frightened by the sight of the horried gurl screaming at my horrid mask..
I screameed in horror..~!!
So.. we ended up screaming at each other..
Both of us were frighten by our outfits..
not bad eh?
I kinda scared another 2 girls outside da guys toilet..
One demanded me to take off my mask to prove i was Human..=O)
Lolz..
As i was walkin out for my break..
i saw the lady security guard in tudung..
runnning away from me..
her face was pail white..
lolz d other indian guard was squatting in laughter...
ahahaha..
waazap la Bang~!
Some of us didn't need masks.. =O)
Was an awesome week overall..
can't wait for the nexx dress up week..!
Cheers~!
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