Monday, July 31, 2006

Happy Birthday "Shoulder" Khaw..




The small hot nerdy Chinaman which bears the number 24 proudly on his back who's dwelling place of 5 Lengkok Zabaa which now has been part of our dwelling place has finally become 17 as the 30th of July has come to pass..!

So yea..
Xiang and I went ta 1u ta get Ernest a casual shoe since he's always wearing his faded Puma's which he used to play futsal..
Spoils da shoe oni la stoopid Chinaman..

Anywayz..
We reached 1u and made our way to Studio R
And there it was...


A big red sign that says "SALE"
Suddenly..
The word "S.H.O.E" dissapeared from our mind..

The place was filled with lil red cardboards hangin from the ceiling with numbers which used to look like my maths marks.. 20%.... 30%.. 40%... "2%"..
lolz..

So yea..
was lookin at some T-Shirts at da front of the shop till something caught our eye..

Yes..
It never looked so beautiful.. so rare..
What a sight it was..!
The last time i saw it was about a year ago..

So Xiang and I dropped whutever we were holding..
And scoot to the area with haste!
With smiles on our faces and frowns on our parents', Seeing the smiley agongs in red and green papers which they sit in the offcie for hours for, being exchanged to the tudung-ed lady at counter..

There it was..
4 Huge baskets with clothes of different variety with various colours with different shapes and sizes.. piled as if an elephant went though it, topped with a sign that says all for 50%

WHOah..!
My fav section of sales..!

I got a few things that caught my eye immediately..
But insufficient agongs in my wallet restricted me to do so..
And my Accounts Payable account (for the BM students like ah mai.. ) Akaun Pemiutang, was really full.. =o)


So yea..
Just bought a T-shirt..
Xiang was digging, turning and tossing the clothes like making roti canai..
Xiang couldn't find his size...
So..
yea..
..
There were two roti canai makers...


Xiang wanted size..(The Mr. Hong Slang...) "ELLLLLLLLLLL"
Lolz.. sorry inside joke.. =O)

Anywayz..
We got all our stuff..
Smiling..
and wanted to ciao...

Den..
O sheeet...
We didn't get Ernest his shoe yet..!

So..
YEa..
Off we went lookin for shoes..
Chose a few nice ones..

Yo Kak..!
Kasut nih..
ada size 6 ah?

...
kejap.. ku pi tengok..

They took years to find man..!
Xiang and I sit there until mosquito bite...

Da fella came back,
smiled at us...
Tak da lah..

This horri-gi-ble incident happened a few times until we decided to go ta Al-Ikhsan in Ikano..

So yea..
Tired from all the shopping and the laughing...
We walked to the car park...
Passed a few restaurants..
and Pets wonderland...

Xiang: Macha.. Wouldn't it be funny if we got Ernest a PET for his birthday..

Me: ahahaha

Xiang: *Looks At the big advertisement in front of the shop with pictures of all kinds of pets.. Cats.. Dogs.. RABBITS.. Hamsters*

Me: Lolz.. Ernest... HAppy Birthday.. We got you a Gold FIsh... to bring u a lot of ONG and good feng shui...

Xiang: Let's buy him.............. A RABBIT...!!!

Me: Ahahhaa.. Yea Wei..!

So we walked in and started to look for a rabbit..

Walked to the rabbit seciton, Laughed at the rabbit for 15mins..
and called ernie's momma..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty...?

Mrs.Khaw: Yah..?

Xiang: Xiang here..

Mrs.Khaw: Oh Wei Xiang ah? You wanna talk to Ernest ah..? Wait ah.. He's next to me..

Xiang: *Oh No...* Er... Aunty.. I'll call u back lah.. ok? Bye Bye..

Me: Shit..

Xiang: Nvm.. lah.. call back ..

Moments later..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty??

Mrs.Khaw: Yellow?

Xiang: Aunty.. Dun't tell Ernest i'm on the phone...

Mrs.Khaw: .... Ok..

Xiang: Is it ok if we buy Ernest a rabbit..?

Mrs Khaw: A WHAT....!>?!

Xiang: urmm..... a rabbit..??

Mrs Khaw: A RABBIT...?!?!

Xiang: Yes... A rabbit..

Mrs Khaw: Ok lorh... FOr Fun lorh..

Xiang: Okay-Thank You-Bye...!


So we asked da fella to get da rabbits..
Da dood went behind da glass to get da rabbits..

Dood: Nak berape ekor?

Me: How many?

Xiang: Two lah.. If not da fella very bored la...

Me: er....abang, nak dua .. Satu Laki Satu Perempuan..

Dood: OK..! Yang mane?

Me: Points at da cute ones..

*Dood takes the bunny up.. spreads the leg, and blows the fur to check...*

Dood: Tak leh nampak lah.. Terlalu Kecil.. Rasanya Perempuan..

Me: U pasti ah? Mungkin ada tapi terlalu kecil...?

Dood: Tak tau la.. sangat kecil la arnab nih.. Tak leh nampak..

Me: er... Ok lah..

Dood: Lagi..?

Me: *Points*

Dood: *Blows da bunny's fur again*

Me: Macam mane?

Dood: Tak da benda la.. Nasib la..

Me: err.. ok lah.. Bila besar baru tau la..

So yea.. =O)
We got Ernest a pair of rabbits for his birthday..

Everyone...
This is Aston



and this is Martin...


And *Russel Peters Accent* "together"....
They're Aston Martin...!

Ernest,
Thikin of ways to cook the rabbit...


Lolz..
Ernest's dad wanted to feed da rabbit XO wiey!

We also got him a book!



Lolz..
I got this from the World of Feng Shui Website..

"Rabbits create romantic chi in the home and are said to be suitable for newly weds and young couples"

Your mom is gonna thank me... =O)

1 comment:

xiang said...

dei...jungle hw?still can generate chi ar?...tarzan and....mm*cough cough*