Happy Birthday "Shoulder" Khaw..

The small hot nerdy Chinaman which bears the number 24 proudly on his back who's dwelling place of 5 Lengkok Zabaa which now has been part of our dwelling place has finally become 17 as the 30th of July has come to pass..!

So yea..
Xiang and I went ta 1u ta get Ernest a casual shoe since he's always wearing his faded Puma's which he used to play futsal..
Spoils da shoe oni la stoopid Chinaman..

Anywayz..
We reached 1u and made our way to Studio R
And there it was...


A big red sign that says "SALE"
Suddenly..
The word "S.H.O.E" dissapeared from our mind..

The place was filled with lil red cardboards hangin from the ceiling with numbers which used to look like my maths marks.. 20%.... 30%.. 40%... "2%"..
lolz..

So yea..
was lookin at some T-Shirts at da front of the shop till something caught our eye..

Yes..
It never looked so beautiful.. so rare..
What a sight it was..!
The last time i saw it was about a year ago..

So Xiang and I dropped whutever we were holding..
And scoot to the area with haste!
With smiles on our faces and frowns on our parents', Seeing the smiley agongs in red and green papers which they sit in the offcie for hours for, being exchanged to the tudung-ed lady at counter..

There it was..
4 Huge baskets with clothes of different variety with various colours with different shapes and sizes.. piled as if an elephant went though it, topped with a sign that says all for 50%

WHOah..!
My fav section of sales..!

I got a few things that caught my eye immediately..
But insufficient agongs in my wallet restricted me to do so..
And my Accounts Payable account (for the BM students like ah mai.. ) Akaun Pemiutang, was really full.. =o)


So yea..
Just bought a T-shirt..
Xiang was digging, turning and tossing the clothes like making roti canai..
Xiang couldn't find his size...
So..
yea..
..
There were two roti canai makers...


Xiang wanted size..(The Mr. Hong Slang...) "ELLLLLLLLLLL"
Lolz.. sorry inside joke.. =O)

Anywayz..
We got all our stuff..
Smiling..
and wanted to ciao...

Den..
O sheeet...
We didn't get Ernest his shoe yet..!

So..
YEa..
Off we went lookin for shoes..
Chose a few nice ones..

Yo Kak..!
Kasut nih..
ada size 6 ah?

...
kejap.. ku pi tengok..

They took years to find man..!
Xiang and I sit there until mosquito bite...

Da fella came back,
smiled at us...
Tak da lah..

This horri-gi-ble incident happened a few times until we decided to go ta Al-Ikhsan in Ikano..

So yea..
Tired from all the shopping and the laughing...
We walked to the car park...
Passed a few restaurants..
and Pets wonderland...

Xiang: Macha.. Wouldn't it be funny if we got Ernest a PET for his birthday..

Me: ahahaha

Xiang: *Looks At the big advertisement in front of the shop with pictures of all kinds of pets.. Cats.. Dogs.. RABBITS.. Hamsters*

Me: Lolz.. Ernest... HAppy Birthday.. We got you a Gold FIsh... to bring u a lot of ONG and good feng shui...

Xiang: Let's buy him.............. A RABBIT...!!!

Me: Ahahhaa.. Yea Wei..!

So we walked in and started to look for a rabbit..

Walked to the rabbit seciton, Laughed at the rabbit for 15mins..
and called ernie's momma..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty...?

Mrs.Khaw: Yah..?

Xiang: Xiang here..

Mrs.Khaw: Oh Wei Xiang ah? You wanna talk to Ernest ah..? Wait ah.. He's next to me..

Xiang: *Oh No...* Er... Aunty.. I'll call u back lah.. ok? Bye Bye..

Me: Shit..

Xiang: Nvm.. lah.. call back ..

Moments later..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty??

Mrs.Khaw: Yellow?

Xiang: Aunty.. Dun't tell Ernest i'm on the phone...

Mrs.Khaw: .... Ok..

Xiang: Is it ok if we buy Ernest a rabbit..?

Mrs Khaw: A WHAT....!>?!

Xiang: urmm..... a rabbit..??

Mrs Khaw: A RABBIT...?!?!

Xiang: Yes... A rabbit..

Mrs Khaw: Ok lorh... FOr Fun lorh..

Xiang: Okay-Thank You-Bye...!


So we asked da fella to get da rabbits..
Da dood went behind da glass to get da rabbits..

Dood: Nak berape ekor?

Me: How many?

Xiang: Two lah.. If not da fella very bored la...

Me: er....abang, nak dua .. Satu Laki Satu Perempuan..

Dood: OK..! Yang mane?

Me: Points at da cute ones..

*Dood takes the bunny up.. spreads the leg, and blows the fur to check...*

Dood: Tak leh nampak lah.. Terlalu Kecil.. Rasanya Perempuan..

Me: U pasti ah? Mungkin ada tapi terlalu kecil...?

Dood: Tak tau la.. sangat kecil la arnab nih.. Tak leh nampak..

Me: er... Ok lah..

Dood: Lagi..?

Me: *Points*

Dood: *Blows da bunny's fur again*

Me: Macam mane?

Dood: Tak da benda la.. Nasib la..

Me: err.. ok lah.. Bila besar baru tau la..

So yea.. =O)
We got Ernest a pair of rabbits for his birthday..

Everyone...
This is Aston



and this is Martin...


And *Russel Peters Accent* "together"....
They're Aston Martin...!

Ernest,
Thikin of ways to cook the rabbit...


Lolz..
Ernest's dad wanted to feed da rabbit XO wiey!

We also got him a book!



Lolz..
I got this from the World of Feng Shui Website..

"Rabbits create romantic chi in the home and are said to be suitable for newly weds and young couples"

Your mom is gonna thank me... =O)

why you shouldnt trust soccernet.

kevin_tan3000@

wow..alas..a gentlement among the kw's..never knew that this is how the ppl of 3000' express their love.so when are we gonna get our share of lovin' huh cupcake?


































personal reminder for nick..check ur sista's email..u'll never know what you'll find in it...

Negaraku...

i remember over a year ago, our fellow good friend mr racoon cal, has been among those to hit the lottery that most people wouldn't have wanted to strike. yes? how fucking stupid is that. National Service, NS, Khidmat Negara.

I remembered so well i came back one afternoon and i started lauhging my head off cause cal got it and we made jokes bout him being a racoon and i drew pics of him holding a malaysian flag.

God watches everything.

because 89xxxx-xx-xxx3

has been chosen to represent Ke Wei FC as the first NS KE wei.

:(

Psychology Homework

My Psyco teacher was a comedian man..
How cool is that..

Lolz..
This Semester got more hot Men teachers.. =O)

Oh..
btw..

THe "cute" surfe dude ICPU lecturer.. Mr. Dave


is getting Married..~!


.. too Miss Megan..


Awww....

They met here in Taylor's and they're goin back to Canada to get Married.. =O)

Anwayz..
My Psycology lecturer asked us to ponder about Malaysian Culture in our groups..
After 10 mins..
The lights went off..
And there stood Mr. J,
With an Ice Hockey stick, head gear and an evolution picture of mankind ending with a Canadian with a hockey stick..
Canadians love thier hockey by the way..
And if you call them "Americans," it's like almost insulting them..
Although geographicly the two countries are close, but they're supposedly nothin alike in terms of social attributes.
Canadians are supposedly more down to earth, friendly, and have that ready-to-help-attitute compared to the Americans which are more "I want things THAT way," and their attitude of "lets go invade another country".. lolz.. and abit on the egoistic side being the supposed "superpower" of the world. According to my lecturers u can put anyone, in a Canadian school, and the person would fit right in..
And my cousin, who studies in Canada seems to be doing just great.. =o)
She sez she loves it there..
So yea.. there must be some truth in it..
But of course, don't be misled, i'm not generalizing the people in Canada or the U.S.. Not everyone is like that.. It's just most people I guess.. Just like how Singapore and Malaysia are so alike in many ways.. yet so different..
Like how "kiasu" the students in Singapore are, and how care free Malaysians can be with thier Tidak-Apa-Attitude... For example Kevin throwing rubbish out of the car window everyday.. sheesh.. and yes, of course, the all famous Malaysian timing..;O)

My lecturers are starting to make me like Canada alot..
Hope I could study there or sumthin..
Seems like an awesome place... both Geographiclly and Socially...
Heard Canada is really beautiful...

Getting really off topic here..
Anywayz..
With the lights off,
Mr. J, my psyco teacher...
Suddenly pops out from under the table,
With his Hockey Stick, Head gEar and funky t-shirt,
Stood on the table,
And started doing a rant from a famous Canadian beer ad about being Canadian..
Apparently, it was the most played commercial in Canadian History.. 112 times a day

Dun't find anythin interesting about the Ad. But Canadians are rather patriotic..SO i guess it was kinda cool to them..
Anywyaz...
here it is...



So yea..
HE did that.. With his "uniform" and all..
Was pretty cool seeing a teacher with soo much passion fer his country. And with so much dedication to win our attention and our hearts.

Still can't picture our tudung-ed teachers doing that..

Imagine Salmah... Jumps up on the table.. and..
wait.. let's be realistic
..
Imagine Salmah jummps on a concrete platform, and starts mimicking the i-talk advertisement...
Lolz..

"EH... i-talk"

"you talk.??"

"i-talk..!!"

"Talk lah..!"

"No.. i-talk"

"TALK LAH..!"

"NOO!!! I-TALK!!"

ahaha..
Lame Malaysians...

Lolz..
Check out our Malaysian Chart Topping Hit Wiey...!!

OLD NEWS PAPER...!!
*Jeng Jeng Jeng*
OLD NEWS PAPER...!!

...

Anywayz..
Mr. J asked us to come out with out own "Malaysian" rant..
Or which ever country u come from..
Coz there are quite a number of foreign doodz in my class..

So here's mine..
Hope it goes on tevee~!
Enjoy~!


I’m A Malaysian,
I don’t mind eating at food stalls which many may consider dirty,
In fact, some say it makes the food more tasty,
Just like everyone else, I could survive just by eating Indian roti,
And almost everything I eat must include curry or chili.

Yes, there is no doubt the food does make use the loo more often,
This could be why the public toilets always smell like a drove of oxen,
Sometimes, as Malaysians it’s hard to understand each other,
Tamil, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Bahasa,
But we all know when someone is cursing our mother.

Like any other country, we have a national sport,
Shopping it is! Yes, we never get bored,
If you want to get there on time, don’t even think about the public transport,
By the time it comes, you would have already to start to rot.

We Malaysians, we can never be on the dot,
Neither can we accept our mistakes; we’ll never admit we forgot,
You’d probably hear something like, It’s not fault! My watch did stop,
We’ll try to get away with everything; we never want to get caught.

Most people speed on the road to get to somewhere on time,
Malaysian drivers, we’re one of a kind,
Going in all directions, never able ro read the road sign,
Signaling with our middle fingers, cursing women drivers are all blind,
Don’t panic if you see an officer on the road, don’t worry about the fine,
Slip the officer a fifty, and all he’ll say is, “Don’t speed again next time!”

Some Malay girls walk around with things on their head which looks like a dome,
Some Singh guys bundle their hair up like they can’t afford a comb,
Some Chinese are stingy, we’ll trick you into buying anything, we’ll never leave you alone,
We’re all different is so many ways, but we will always respect everyone of our own,
Malaysia, yes it weird country, right down to the bone,
But I love this place, I call it my home.

i wandaa if u know!

Hey! =]

Its been a while hasn't it since i last posted.
Anyways, few dudes and girls have been asking me y my nick is frosty nippless and how do my nipples look like... and NO, its not frosty haha.. wat the hell is a frosty niple anyway?















There! its proven.. no frost on nipples lol. =]
i expect no more questions bout it...
btw, thats not my bed. its some massage matress at j.w. marriot, phuket.

Frostynipples is just a random nick name that came for no where=].

Anyway, i've a new dog..=] and i'm suggesting him for our team mascot.
He's like the handsomest amongst us all.=]














Rusty TAn!=] and Limae's feet lol.yeee











Li mae and our new mascot!














Rusty [ My dog=] ] and Winny [ Makji's dog] doing the 69!

bahahhaah! =]

ICPU Prom 06

Forgive me for my lengthly absence..
I was on a month break..
Awesome time..
Anywayzz...~~

Before da ICPU semester endded in June, Mr. Meagher the ICPU prom director decided to have prom to close the semester with a bang!
Soo.. oh weLL..
Ppl who were goin tried to convince, pester, and black mail ppl who weren't..
And I, happen to be in the army of ppl who were not interested in goin..

Anywayz...
I cudn't be bothered..
Sat for my examz..
And.. WoHOO~!
HOLIDAY~~~

Den...
Sat morn... got a msg frem Ken sayin he got free tixx to da prom..
Said he's gonna sell it or sumthin..
So he could play 200 games of foosball.... ... freak..!

So.. Sun night..
Ken said he can't sell da tixx..
Coz he has to be there.. if not he won't get da free tixx.

So ..
Owh well..
This would pacify da ppl who were beggin us to go..

Ok settle~!
Wait….. Sheeet..!
I've got nuthin ta wear..
not gonna rent a suit again like da last thyme.
duwanna spend any money..
Really broke.. wuz saving it all fer da Penang Trip..

Decided not to wear anythin special ..
Could't be bothered actually.. ...it's just prom.. which is alwayz overly hyped..

sO I planned to go semiformal..!
Called my reliable malay.... ISA..!
and went ta pick it up in my sista's Kelisa!..

Isa's house is like in da middle of da jungle of Pencala..
it's like..
small houses.. small houses..rumah atap.. rumah kayu.. suddenly..ISA'S HOUSE...!!!

Felt really proud of myself..
I could find my way there without askin fer directions..
Shows that i know my Isa well.... ... how gay..

but yeah.. I can say.. i'm Isa's only friend who knows how to get ta his place without directions..!

I deserve an award..
The "I know my way to Isa' house award"

So yeah..
Came home..
Tried his suit on..

...and i looked like a RUGBY PLAYER..!!
The coat was too broad..
Kinda big too.
A 5 year old can get lost in there..
Ok fine.. I'm just Skinny..
At least not Horizontally challenged like Yi Ping...!
(.. Sorry Ping... you know yer not fat right..)
Can't bang Xiang ade..
If not det Muscular dood will bash me up till I look like Denzel Washington..

Went ta Jon’s place da nexx day..
His mom and maid thinks I’m gay..
Lolz..
Wuz berchllin wif him..
Asked me whut I wuz doin later..
Den I remembered… o sheet.. Prom..

Jon… I've got nuthin to wear.. I think I’ll go with my singlet, slippers and shorts..!......... and newspaper under my arms like a grandfather..
Jonny boy my savior sed he cud lend me his Jacket and all..
Tried it on ……………………Settle..!
Den his Mom walked in on us while I was on his bed..
Giving me the.. why are u gay and whut u doin on my son’s bed look..
Luckly I put on my shirt already… if not… =O)
Ahaha.. chillin la.. Jon’s mom is cool..

Anywayz.,..
We chilled at Colin’s.. den suddenly..
My date called..
Says he’s cumin in Half an hour.. ..
Yes… HE..
Is there a problem…?

The clock at corner of my eye indicated it was already 6.15..
So off I went… Home to Pimp-pi-fy myself…

Got done and feelin all fly .. checked my watch.. and I still had 5mins..
Settle~!
Thought I’d wait fer my date outside my house..

Saw my neighbors’ cleanin up their old house.. they have moved out now..
Huvn’t seen them in a while…

Old Aunty 1: Waaahh… Jinn-Jinn.. SO Hansome ah.. Where u goin?? Pak thor ah?? Ehehhee.

Me: Oh.. Hi aunty.. I’m going… err… (Do these old doodz noe whut prom is?..nvm..) Going out la aunty..

Old Aunty 1: Wahh u soo tall already horrr.. you no girl friend ah…?

Me: Er.. No lah aunty…

Old Aunty 1: Sure anot..?? You like guys izit..? eheheh…

Me: *wut da heck..* eehhee.. no la aunty.. ( Oh Ken Gene.. Plz dun’t come now..!!)

Aunty 2 walks in

Old Aunty 2: eh Jinn-Jinn.. how are you… Wah.. soo tall already..

Me: *Smiles and Nodds..*

Old Aunty 2: Going out with your girl friend ah..?

Me: …..

Old Aunty 1: I tell you ah.. “youngsters” now a days.. all got girl friend very fast… during my time ah… All da boys all try to chase after me.. but my mother will chase them out with a broom.. Sighz…. So charm… Den when I met Uncle… ( History of my neighbours love life goes on fer few minutes)

Old Aunty 3 over hears the story and comes in..

Old Aunty 3: Ya la.. My son ah.. so young already had 3 girl friends..

Old Aunty 1: My son oso lah… Got 5 already… What to do.. cannot stop them right?

Old Aunty 2: *Feels left out because she’s not married* err.. My nephew ah.. I think got… 6 already…

Me: *Okayyy and the winner is… the nephew with 6 Gurls…*
Er.. aunty.. I forgot to take something..la.. I’ll see u later.. Bye aunty..

*Runs back to my house and does not look back*

Ken, a typical Malaysian… comes half an hour late..
..Peeked around my neighbors’ to see if they’re around.. and ran like there wuz no tomorrow..!!

My date.. =O)


Reached Sheraton at 8.15...

ME: Yo ken.. Wut time does prom start..?

Ken: er... 7.00..

Me: whut thyme is it now?

Ken: *looks at his watch which shows 8.15* urm... not 7.00..

Me: Nvm.. Look for parking..

Ken: err.. I think just park at the Hotel parking only la..

Me: .. OKay..

Reached da parking area...

KEn: How much must we pay ah?

Me: err.. looks for a notice board..

Sheraton Parking
Jam Pertama - RM5
Setiap Jam Berikutnya - RM4

Me: *Thinks In Head*

1st hour - RM5
Gonna be there fer bout.. 3 and 1/2hours?
Next 2.5 hours - RM4 X 2.5


Sub total- RM4 X 2.5 + RM5 = ALOT OF MONEY...>!!!!

Ken: .. so how much.?

ME: QUICK.......... REVERSE!!!

KEN: huh..?? what?

ME: I know my maths not very good.. but i think we should REVERSE..!!!

KEN: *looks at notice board* Omigosh..!! it's 15bucks wiey~!!

ME: REVERSEE...!!!

Ken: *Looks at da back* .... VRRROOooooMMMmm....

ME: OI..! Park there..! In front of TAJ CURRY PALACE..

Ken: *Stops in front of da shop* What if Taj gets angry?

Me: Screw Taj and his whole CUrry Palace la.. jez park there..!!

Ken: If I come back and find Taj's Dhal Curry on my car ure gonna wash it..

Parked da car.. and walked across da road to Sheraton to find nohing has started yet..
typical malaysians..



Bloody Ari Krishnan came with his Red Evo 9...



And some other ppl came differently..


Walked in with Ken bout 8.30..

Everyone looked really nice..
All dressed up and all..
Was great to see the girls all dressed up, make up on, with thier tiny dinner bags, with that lady like poise, topped with a kind smile =O)

And the guys, All neat, and smart with thier polished shoes, jet black suit, half an hour styled hair, with thier date by thier side.
..... and i look to my side.. and i see ken...(-_-)

And even the teachers looked really good..!
My fav teacher.. Miss Rowena looked. ... ehehe.. un-teacher like...
Lolz.. She looked different la.. all dressed up and all.. But she doesn't look good in the photo..

THis is Miss Wong.. My beloved Math teacher..


Miss Megan.. OWh AMm Geee.. U should see her on the dance floor man..!!! Gettin it on and all.. WoooH..!


The ever so friendly Mr. Meagher the ICPU Program Director..



Lolz.. Some of The HOT teachers of ICPU =O)




mY fAV teacher.. Ms. Rowena.. THis picture dozn;t do her justice,,.. but this is da only pic i huv.... owh well..


The cute and bubbly ICPU office secretary, Miss Nadeline..


Anywayz...
PRom Committee had to shoo us in coz everyone wuz Lepakin at da foyer...

Yea..
Took a while to get started..

Prom was sponsered by...


EmCee's came on ..
Did da welcome talk..
and.. introduced da 1st performance..

So Melissa and her partner in crime charmed us with an acoustic duet titled I'll Be by Edwin Mc Cain. They sounded good.. harmonizing and all but a bit too soft..


Next up, few students pumped da crowed with the Retro J-Lo samba, Lets Get Loud..


Soon..
Dinner was served...
Typical Malaysians, HEaring da werd dinner..
Rushed to line up...
I cudn't really be bothered about da food..
Apparently it was from Fridays..
Tasted alright.. ate really little.

Wuz jumpin from table to table seein how everyone wuz doin..
Listenin to their " I was dressing up, then suddenly.." stories.
Takin pics..

Den..
Another Melissa Came up and Kenny G-ed everyone back to thier seats..
She was really good.. Playin da saxophone ain't easy..


After dinner..
EmCee's introduced ze nominees for best dressed which has been nominted by ze teachers..


They made da nominees play games and do stoopid stuff.. Wuz kinda funny.. Especally seein da teachers involved...

Mr. Seto.. One of the ahem,..... " Favourite" teachers wuz on the spotlight fer numerous ocassions





Yeap.. numerous ocassions..


Then.. da same thing went on fer da Prom King and QUeen nominees
And soon..
Our Prom King & Queen was soon found.. and crowned



THe Prom King and Queen then opened da floor as the DJ dropped it like it was hot..


The night went on till Miss Megan gave her Thank You for coming speech..


Then the cam-whoring started..




Ian, our Prom King.. Dozn't he look like a bell boy.. Lolz. Or thoz "captain" from Tai Tong..


Wait....>!!!


Okay.. now u can take my picture..


Lil Miss Ee Von.. A small gurl, with a Big heart..






Claire, ME , Su Yi


Senior's Table..


Dillion and I swicthed dates fer awhile... So i had Jason..~!






Random pics..




85 bucks worth of paper..


Prom is just a night out, or a gathering for all the cam-whores...

Lolz..
I kinda actually had fun during prom...
Everything's goood..... ... when it's free.. =O)