Ke Wei's in Down Town KL.....!!

Wzup wzup...
How're are all da ke wei blog readers doin?
Preparin' for examz?
Well all da best!

Jez allowed an accountant to trim my hiar..
Yeap!
Sister jez helped me trim my hair so it wudn't look Cendawan-ish...
Looks fine ...
...i hope.
The last time I cut my hair myself..
it looked perfect when i looked straight to the mirror,
but when I turned sideways.. =O)
There were holes in my hair..
Ppl must be thinkin I had roaches in my room, eating my hair at night..

Anywayzzz..

Yesterday wuz Saturday~~!!
WeeEEe I wurv Saturdays..

Woke up bout 9..
Body is programed not to wasted time in da morning..
Hate wakin up late..
Makes ya waste soo much thyme...

Wondered around...
Saw my dad paiting the grills in my kitchen..
ran up again incase he asked me to help him.. =O)

WHAT!
You dunt noe whut it's like werkin with him!
Jez a few days back help him paint.... (russel Peters Accent..) paAAINTT!!...the gate..
He's damn fussy la..

So..
ran upstairs..
ber-wonder around..
Kacau my sister when she wuz sleepin..
ahahha..
=O)

Went online..
Ke Wei Council members were discussing a trip to down town KL~!
Mai wanted to get clothes... I wanted to get Jeans...
Nerst .. comp speakers.. Neeekolas.. Bigger comp spearks...
Xiang... Porn..
ahahhaa..
chillin..

Shopping aren't just for girls okay!
SO yeah..
It was set~!

Peeked into my mom's bedroom..
She's still sleepin..
Sheet.
ok nvm..
Got dressed and all..
walked into mua momma's room..
i said..

"Mom, I'm GOing to Have breakfast with Xiang, Ernest and all.. Would probably drop by the mall later.."

She was like..
"DON'T COME BACK SO LATE!!!!"

OK.. for you beginners..
Let's review my technique of askin again..

Firstly,
She was half asleep..
The Chances of she allowing me to go would be more, coz all she wants is, to go back to sleep coz she noes if she said No, i'll ask why and etc etc..
So in layman's term.. She got rid of me by sayin Yes.!

Secondly,
Always get dressed, show that you're ready to go..
All is planned out, and a NO would really dissapoint her favourite SOn.,. =O)

Thirdly,
Notice I used the word Mom, "I'm Going" not Mom can I go?
Saying Mom can I go is like giving yer Mom/Dad the option to say Yes or No..
"Mom, I'm Going" is like telling him/her.
Odds would be on your side.. =O)

Fourthly,
I said, Breakfast which implies it's jez a small meal which everyone must have, I'm gonna have it sooner or later.. so.. why not sooner? I didn't lie..
Coz da plan was to eat breakfast first.. So u can't consider it a lie..
Notice the word "drop by a mall" in my sentence.. drop by will give him/her the impression that u won't be there for long.. Odd's of going are on your side again..
And No.. I didn't lie...
We did drop by da mall.. just that the mall happens to be in KL..

Fifthly,
Always use a name of the person whom ure going out with that yer parents know, or trust very well. In my case.. Ernest and Xiang.. =O)

Sixthly,
Ask as if ure in a hurry, and as if you're going out already.. If it's a yes, don't hang around yer parents too long. Doesn't give yer Mom/Dad time to thinkin about other reasons fer not letting u go.. or restrictions or consequences.. etc
Ex: exams, Clean your room first.. etc

Have a gazallion more tips..
Email me if u want ta noe more.. =O)

Note that results may vary according to differnt parents with different
rules, restrictions and reactions. Some tips may or may not apply to your parents. I would not be held ressponsible for any damages caused.

ANYWAY..~~
Neeekolas come to pick me up in his Green Cheve..
Picked a few guys up.. and off we went to KL...!

Rules and Regulations were set in the car..

Here are some..

1. THe person sitting in front is responsible to help the driver reach the destination by assiting with giving directions.

2. Driver should not be "banged" to a certain extend, If not, da car will be stopped and the victim will be asked to walk to the desired destination.

3. NO FARTING allowed in the car.. This might distract the driver's concentration and the passenger's health.. Incase of emergancy, passengers who aren't able to contain such gas is required to alert victims in the car by giving a warning so that others may wind down the window or evacuate the premises if the disaster gets out of hand.


We were kinda guessing our way to Sungai Wang,,,
not sure of the way,,,
Ended up in a long jam..
Stooopid Police Men who were stopping cars.

Xiang Started larfing at a name of the hospital.
"Tung Shin"
Typical Xiang.. Larfing at random names.. and trying to fit the names into ours,,
Like "Tung Khoo".. ahaha get it?
or.. Tung Khaw"
or things like that..

Xiang wuz like..
Owh Amm Gee..
Which AZIZI wud wanna go to Tung SHin hospital..>?!?!?
When we moved further up at the enternce, we notice da hospital wuz like a whole kampung..
About 9 big buildings..
Amazingly huge...
I think all da ke wei's houses add together oso still not enough..

.. wait. hospitals are suppose to be that big..
urm..
ok..
All da hospitals in Pee Jay add together oso not as big...

AH mai wuz like..
oh ya,, i think my Grandmother comes here..
Xiang Smiling away~~ =O)

When i wuz trying to take a picture of the hospital..
the lady in da Car beside us thought we were trying to take a picture of her..
ahaha..
perasan@!
So she put her sunshade on her window.. and quickly zoomed off..
Either that or she thought ah mai wuz gonna fart..=O)

This wuz da car det was trying to run from us =o)
we took a photo of well, not her.. but the car in the end.


After a while..
Traffic was finally moving..
Traffic light turned red when there was 3 cars in front of us..
Saw da Police Men on d other side...
All of us were dissing and making fun of Malaysian Police..

Unsure of directions Neekolas looked at Xiang..
Xiang was like..
urm..
After the traffic light..
make a U-Turn..

So, When da Traffic light Turned Green..
All da 3 cars in front of us with the thier signal on..
Started to make a U-Turn..
One by One..
The Police Men Flagged the 3 cars in front of us..

We were like..
Hmmz..
The policemen no money to eat breakfast so wanna saman all this cars ah?

Ernest wuz sayin..
Hmmz..
I wonder whut they did wrong..

Then as we took the U-Turn and passed and looked back..
We saw a big NO U-Turn sign 20 meters from the traffic light..
All of us were like......SHeeeet....
owh ammm gee....

Neekolas: Oi..Wonder Why didn't da poilcemen stop us?

Me: Can you not wonder and drive faster ah??

Neekolas: .... ok ok.. Good Idea..

Maybe the Policeman wuz thinkin..

OK hari ini.. I nak untung RM150 ringgit untuk buat kenduri kat umah..
Ok..I mesti ambil rasuah RM50 dari sebuah kereta..

*After lookin at all 4 cars make the illegal U-Turn*

EH... ada empat kereta..
Kalau saya tahan empat kereta...
Sangat susah untuk kira wang la..
Saya pun tak bawak Kalculator..
Aiyah.. 3 kereta bolehlah..

So.. yeap..
Praise God we didn't get stopped..
If not Xiang will end up talking about Moral Values and Honesty to the police dood like the last thyme.. *wink* *wink*

So..
Reached sungai wang safe like durex..

For thoz of u who've gone ta da sungai wang parking lot..
U'd know that u've to go up the never ending Spiral Ramp...
So yea...

Felt like we were on a roadtrip up Xiang's stairs..
(Some rich ppl... not like us.. lolz.. ok ok.. better stop before it starts again..)



After goin in circles..
Finally found a parking lot..
which was quite small..
So we squeesed in the Lot by goin in and out.. in and out..and in and out.. several times..
Xiang Enjoyed this part the best...=O)

Finally the car was straight...
Made us feel proud!



Yeap..
Reached da mall in one piece..
Was about 5months since I went ta sungai wang...
So yea.. Was good ta see da place again..



All of us were hungry.......and stingy..
So we went to da chinese food court..

The first shop we saw was da chap farn shop..
They had like...
Owh Amm geee... varieties of dishes..

The row of dishes were long like dugong wieyy~!


Sometimes I wonder..... like Stevie Wonder..
Whut they do with da large amount of food they dunt finish...

Probably cater it to Xiangs house or sumthin..

As soon as we took da plate of rice we were like..
Um...
OKay...
Should I take ..
Wait... that looks..
hmm but this is too small compared to...

Being the skinny carnivor I am,,
I took like 6 different types of chicken..
Types not like Kampung Chicken, Bandar Chicken.. Ice Land Chicken..
Types as in ways they cook.. fried.. Si-yao chicken.. Roasted.. etc etc
And some types i took 2 pieces..
So had like..
9..10 ..11 pieces of chicken on my plate??
of course..
took vege too~!
No vege how to pang sai and fart??

SO yea..

Xiang's plate like Gunung Tahan oso..

Ernest.. being the Chinese con man he is..
Dug a hole in the rice, buried all his meat and etc... in da hole..
and covered and patched the plate up with Vege...
so it'll Look like an innocent island from above..

My branch was good...
Ate soo much chicken.. I could lay eggs..
Bet my sheeet smells of chicken...
.....will check later.

With our stomach's full..
we were READY TO SHOP!!!!

So...
at first we when round Sungai Wang like a headless chicken..
Wah... This.. Wah that..

And soo happen...
Yesterday, KL was Flooded with Bald Men..
And no i wuz not turned on...
It was like some Bald Festival or sumthin..

When da moon reaches da west...
All da bald men shall unite!
And together....
We look cool...
So yea..
The rest of them had a field day bangin me..

And we Joined hands singin rasa sayang like wut Ah Mai and neekolas learns in college.. =O)

Anwayz..
They should change the name of sungai wang to .. Seafoood~!
All the "La-La" chai and "La-La" mui's all there..
like a union of them..
...... being invaded by bald men..!!

Sungai wang has sooo many Wierd shops..
Selling the wierdest things on earth.. =O)

WOW! I wudn't waana werk here..
My skin will turn pink..



Found a huge crowd outside a shop..
Got a closer look...
Bunch of freaks watchin NARUTO~!
Like no tevee in thier house liddat..



There's many really funny funkay clothes too~!






FOund the perfect shirt for Ah Mai...


Ah Xiang bought a really funny shirt.. Can only find these stuff in Sungai Wang..



Kevin could be found in the....



After ber-walkin fer while..
heard some Cina Bina Ah beng starting to sing a Chinese Song..
Had a good voice..
Was like a Meeting call for all da Ah Lians and Ah Bengs,..
There were many ppl rushing to the concourse area..

Decided to have a look..
Notice that Malaysian Idol 2 winner..
Daniel Tan was singin..
While Daniel was singin "la..la.."
He summoned all the La LA's..


Sorry fer da blur picture..
Some girls around me wuz pushing me..
They were like..
Chi Chi Chia CHiang Chiang... CHina CChina Cina .. Daniel...!
So yea..
Didn't wanna stand in thier way from getting to thier LA-LA leader.. before they lala-fy me..



So..
Walked around a lil more alone...
Prefer shopping alone..
I'm really flicker minded..
I'm like a gurl.. =O)

I'd be like.. hmzz..
Da blue one or the red one...
Then I'll go try da blue..
Den Ok..Blue..
Den my mom will be like..
"but the read one is nice.."
Then i'll go try the red one and be like..
OK~! REd,..
Den i'll look at da blue one again..
and think...
aiyooo but the blue design is really nice...
den when i take da blue...
I'd think...
But i dun have many red cloths...
ARGgghhH~!!!
Den da stoopid sales lady wud go...
"Why dunt you by both lorh...??
Den My mom would be like..
AIYOH! So troublesome..
DON'T BUY!!

So yea..
dunt really wanna trouble anyone with my indecisiveness.
But i dunt mind shopping for ppl with the same Indian-ci-sif-ness as me..
I like helping ppl make up thier mind and enojy seeing them being happy for makin the decision..
but i feel really really bad when someone waits for me to decide..=O)

So finally got my Jeans after walkin in and out of the Shop 5 times..
=O)Yes 5..
The dood selling me the Jeans was quite amused..=O)
Made friends with him =O)
His name is Khalid..
He's currently studyin in UM.. werkin part time..
AND NO I DIDN'T ASK HIM FOR HIS NUMBER!!! GO AWAY~!!!

Met up with ernie and da rest...
Ah Mai got his Bling Bling..
den suddenly me and ernie heard a sound of a guitar with some Gay voices..
went to da concourse area and... guess what???

It's wuz North.! da Gay Band..



Later they annouced thier next song..
Hurry up...
SOunded okay...
But after a while..
SOunded like this..
Hurry Up Hurry Up... da da da da...
Hurry up Hurry up... da da da da...da
"Harry Yap" "Harry Yap"... da.. da..da.da..
"Harry Yap" "Harry Yap".. Buah Dada Buah daDa.. hahhaha Chillin chillin/.

Dunno wert they're sayin la.. but.. sounded like that..
actually doesn't really matter what they say..
jez as long as they end with the words
"You".. pointing to the crowd..

ahaha..
which was exactly whut dey did..
Hurry up hurry Up..
Something someting..
My love away from *Points To Crowd with SPM Look* ....YOU...... Owhh YEah...
you~~......



Yea..
cudn't be bothered about thier other songs.. so..
Carried on Shoppin...

Ernest And Neeekolas wanted to go ta Low Yat to get thier comp stuff...
So off they went.~~
so Xiang was left with the farters..=O)

bought summore stuff..
walk here and there..
All da shops started lookin da same..
Figured out why after awhile coz we were walkin in circles..
Typical stoopid Ke Wei's,,,

Got really really tired after awhile..
Ya noe how yer feet can get soo tired after soo much shoppin..
yeap..
i think the distance we walked around sungai wang and BB plaza cud take us home already~~

I wuz soo tired..
I just wanted to sit....

So.. that's what i did.......... sit..



Ah mai wuz tired too...
Soo tired he jez wanted to fart...

So that's what he did.......... fart..


Xiang wuz soo tired and lazy he cudn;t even hold da phone..



Like all girls do when they SHop...
We decided to Cam-Whore a bit.... (hate that werd..)


Ah Xiang: Which of u Farters farted????

*Ah mai prentends to be a Mannequin*



Spot the Ke Wei.!



Few poses of Ah Mai which he intends to send to ManHunt!





We decided to let out our excess baggage so we could walk faster..



QUICK! PINCH DA GUY NEXT TO YOU AND ASK WHAT COLOUR~!!!
lolz.. yeap.. A day in Kl wudn't be complete without the "what Colour" phrase..



Wuz about thyme to move on to Petalin Street...
Wanted to get shoes from there...
I mean.. for my... urm.. Uncle..
yea..
I don't buy stuff from there..
It's fer my Uncle..

*Brian Chen's Accent* My uncle........

Met up with Neekolas and Ernie at F.O.S when Xiang went to get some boxers..
On da way to da car...

From the Ramblings about the stupidity of Malaysian Players in the Thomas Cup Semifinals in the morning in neek's car.. made all of us Semangat to play badminton...

Decided to cancel the trip to Petaling Street coz it would have agrivated our chances to play badminton since we were out da whole day already...

I guess my uncle wud jez have to wait for the next thyme i go to KL to get his shoes.. ;O)

Parking came up to...



which was ok considering we were there da whole day..

Wuz pretee tired in da car..
Everyone wuz chillin and singin..

Everywhere wuz Jammed..

Traffic was horri-gi-ble..
On top of that we didn’t really know da way home..
So happen..
We were soo lucky…
Everythyme we were suppose to turn left..
We turn tight..
Everytime we were suppose to turn right we turned left..
And everytime…
We were suppose to go down,,
We take da wrong road and go up..


Neekolas: Turn Left…??

Xiang: Right.!!!

Neekolas.: Ok..

*Turns Left*

Xiang : WOI!@ I said right!!

Neekolas: I asked turn left .. u said correct…

Xiang.: Tam Ma De.. I said turn right la…

Mai ; Nvm… In front can turn..

Me: Da Badmintion court tonight book ade..?

*conversation goes on…*
Mai: OI u were suppose to tun left…~!!

Neekolas: You Never Tell ME~!!!!

Me:Nvm… In front there still can

Neekolas: Yall Shedap You..

Xiang: You dunt shedap us.. We shedap you..

*All Laughs*

Mai; Dooo Dooo….. Doo Doo…,. DOOOO dooo.. DOo DOo..(Im sprung by Tpain)

*Claps and Sing along to da DOO DOO song..*

Me: OIIII!@@ You miss da turnin..!~!

Nerst: What road is this?

Xiang.. Sheet.. Jalan Kinabalu...Dozn't sound promising...

Mai: Jalan Kinabalu leads us to Cheras la...

Ernest: At least not to Kinabalu la..

*Xiang directs us back to square one in da jam*

Ernest: OKayy.. We're back...Eh Pudu Jail~!

Mai: Ok if we get lost we can sleep in Pudu Jail... There's RM50 reward if we do..

Me: yea.. Read that in papers.. Some reporter saw Ghosts Staying there..

Xiang: OK.. i rather get lost in Kinabalu..

*Stuck in Jam fer 1 hour.. passes Petaling street*

Me: Owh AM GE... WE could have gone to Petaling street,,,!@@>!?@ *makes NOise*

Neekolas: YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ME ANGRY... PLEASE! SHIT DOWN AND
SHUT UP!!

*All Tiam tiam wtih crickets buzzing..*

*Sign board points to tmn tun..*

ME & Nerst: YAY~!!!

ME:Eh damn late ade ah.. i dunnoo if i can go fer badminton later at 8..sheet la.. i dun
tthink i can go la serious one..Xiang.. yall come and kao si in my house and ask my mom la..

Xiang: Ok OK..

*reaches my crib*

ALL: HI AUnty... Wazaaap la AUnty...

Mom: Hi....

*chat goes on fer while..*

Nerst: *hints to xiang to ask my mom about me playing badminton later..*

Xiang: Aunty... er... you WATCH THOMAS CUP AH YESTERDAY.??

Mom: o yea... I did..

Xiang: AIYOo AUNTY... Malaysia Ah.. Tak boleh pakai la...!!

Mom: ya la this Malaysia ah..

*chat goes on fer while scholding malaysia..*

Me: EH WHO"S BRINGIN THE SHUTTLE COCK LATER AH?? *holding the dusty shuttle cock box from God noes where i dug it up from*

Neekolas: Owh.. u got/?? Good la.. AFTERWARDS can use.. AT 8 o clock....

Xiang: AUNTY!!!! U want to play with us ah??? U and Uncle partner la.. Doubles..

we bringin 4 teams of doubles..

Mom: *chuckles* aiyaa.. I'm old ade la... yall play la..

*ALL GRINS*

ME: SO who pickin me up later... ah???/

Xiang: owh.. me... get ready at 8o clock LATER ah...

ME: ok...

ALL: bye aunty.. bye aunty...

*packin my stuff for badminton..*
*mom passes by*

Mom: PLAY PLAY PLAY...GO OUT WHOLE DAY.. NOW PLAY AGAIN WHEN U GONNA STUDY???

*Talks about me not studyin*

ME: yes mom...

MOM; This is da last time u go out before your exams ah... i tell you..*scholds*


Lolz.
Smart Xiang..
"AUNTY YOU WATCH THOMAS CUP AH*

ahahaha
will post Our Thomas cup Action when ive got the pics..
Until then...
Cheers,,,!


Beautiful KL....