Funny like Barney...

Yay...
I wurv fridays..
Can't really absorb much in col coz it's like....
Friday~!!!
All my teachers noe that..
So they slack abit too..
Usually do loadsa activity based learning on Fridays.. =O)
So yea..Fridays are fun..

ANywayzz..
I was walkin from Success Chap Fan place back to col after lunch to catch up on some readin to keep myself updated on my International Business.

Was ber-walkin... minding my own business, trying to avoid da rubbish truck.
la.. la.. la....la..
Den reached in front of Metro..

Tiba-tiba..
Saya terdengar satu "pop" yang amat kuat...
Saya memandang ke arah bunyi "pop" yang kuat itu..

Oh... car bang car... =O)
(Inside joke..=o) )

Anywayz..
yea.. Saw two girls in a CRV..
The driver terlanggar d other car beside of her while she was reversing..
Must have turned da wheel da wrong way..
wuz standing in front of da car...

Da girl was like..
Ahhhhh... qepoihfpeojfpejfepwf[wpkwef/...
and ber-panicking..

So I was giving her hand signals to straighted da wheel and reverse out..
Felt like an aeroplane marshal with thoz earmuffs and lights.. =O)
Or.. da Indian fella with the whistle who collects money when u park at any rocky area car parks..

Den she was like..
Pointing at the sterring wheel asking me to come in...
i wuz like....
wha...??

den she opened da door...
and kinda pulled me in the driver's seat by tuggin my shirt..

SO I wuz like..
owh well...
Couldn't find a phone booth where I could change into my Sassy Boi costume and fly her to a mechanic....

So...
got in da car...
Looked around..
Put into reverse gear...
(reverse gear sound)
*ding dong* *ding dong* *ding dong*
Turn da wheel da other way...

And ZZZooOOOOmmM-ed off like Sam ciao-ing 2 mintues early from zabaaa.. =O)

The girl was a typical Cina Bina kinda gurl..


(While Driving Away Superiorly Like A Hero)

Cina Bina Driver: Owh my goodness...Thank you Thank you..
(And later on, In chinese) shi shu.. shi sher sha ..shang shang

Me: Owh... he he he.. ya.. I think so too.. *Grins*

Cina Bina Driver: Aiyoh... I dunnno how to drive wan la...

Me: Gee... Ya think??

Cina Bina Passenger: (In CHinese) Shi Shi Shi SHo Sha Sha...

Me: Er.. Hehehe.. ANYWAY.. Your car how? quite bad.. Your bumper got scratches and
your kangaroo bar got hit, so it's loose. Da fella's bumper is dented..

Cina Bina Driver: Aiya.. This is friend's car la.. Nvm la...

Me: Haaa.??? u sure ah? Your father's name is Honda izit?

Cina Bina Driver: ehehehhee you so funny la.. err.. Nvm la.. i'll pay la.. i'll pay
la..

Cina Bina Passenger: Shi Shi Sho Sha Shi Shi Sha.... Ahhahahaha...

Me: Er.. Wor Phu Hoey Chiang Hua Yi...

Cina Bina Passenger : OH...
(Looks at friend) Shi SHa Shi Sha Sha.. Driver So cute..Shi
Sheng SHa SHa Sho.. =O)) (Kiddin..)

Cina Bina Driver: Er.. can u parking find for me? please..? I is Scared to parking this lorry.. =O)

(Ok la.. her english wasn't so bad....)

(Was gonna be late for class.. But i'm a nice guy... so.....)

Me: Er.. ok ok..
You not scared I kidnapp you and sell u to UN-Neh-Neh and drive away meh?

Cina Bina Driver: CHOI!.. No la.. no la... You look like nice guy..

Me: (Smiling Superiorly) OH..

Cina Bina Passenger: SHi SHi Shon Sha SHa Shing Shing..

Me: ... OK.. heheh..


Lolz found out da girl was Studyin in Taylors too..
and wuz also doin CPU..
never seen her before tho..
Apparently she has seen me before..
So she kinda trusts me.. =O)

EITHER THAT! or she Set the whole "accident" up so he could see me..
ahahhaa...
ok ok.. Perasan-ness kickin in ade..

She's was kinda nice. Really chatty for a girl who jez langgar-ed another car..
Normally ppl would be like...
Sheeeet man,,,
My mother gonna CHOP me..

SHe's from out station,
So i presume she's pretee rich..
Sell her hand bag can buy da other fella a new car already..

D other girl can only speak abit of English..
And all I could say was "wor pu hoey chiang hua Yi..."

So.. yea...
i bet we had a good conversation...=O)
Was like a duck trying to talk to an elephant wiey...

Was soooper hard finding a parking space..
summore it started to rain...
Went few rounds..
Stoopid Kancils damn Con...
Think it's a parking place ... But IT'S NOT!
Giving me false hope...

Finally found a parking space so far, i think i could walk home already...
yea..
Parked da car..
Checked if they were doin fine..
Ciao-ed..
Walked in the rain like Backstreet Boys...

Yeap..
Came to class late... sweaty and wet..
summore da Air Con quite cold..
Told da whole class da story...

Teacher asked me to go back and get her number.. =O)

Felt kinda good helping da poor girls out..
Felt kinda bad fer d other car..

Well..
Let's just hope da next time it happens,
It's a bald sweedish dood in da car.. =O)


ONCE AGAIN... THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO.....

....MR. SASSY BOI....!