Mah O Ping =)

ar si thou ar pei wo ya pui MAH o PING

anyways got the two funniest fuckers at my place don and kevin, and yeah were bombing alot of people.

decode the message la :P

X-Men 3... The Last Stand..

Caught X-Men 3 on Friday after coL at Summit!
Summit is an interesting place to go..
Many unusual shops..
Somethin different.. =O)

If yer ever plannin ta watch a movie..
ya shud see it at Summit!
Place is alwayz empty..
GSC there is awesome..
The THX sound system can blow yer clothes away~~
So you shud be prepared with hot sexy black underwear.. O yeah!
Student Price there is RM5..
Bring yer Student ID's..!!

Anywayz..
X-3 fer me wuz superb~!
I think all X-Men fans will enjoy the movie..


Couldn't really remember whut happen in X-2..
Took me a while to recall that Jean Grey Died..

Although not as close to the comics and the cartoon,
the movie was thrilling..!
Was quite "semangat-ish" too..
.. Made me want to stand up, and help them fight the Bad Mutants..=O)

Being an X-Men fan..I alwayz marveled at all the mutant powers..
Wolverine is like my all time hero man..!
Use to run around the house with three pencils stuck on each hand...
...poking my sister..

Quick question..!
If u were a mutant, Whut power would you like to posses?
(Ah Mai... the power to control your fart?)

Was soo shocked you-know-who died...
I was speechless fer awhile.... serious..
My Twisties also dropped..

But yea...
I vaguely knew da story line from the cartoon la..
so.. =O)
Just wasn't sure if they'd follow it..

ATTENTION PPL WHO HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE!!
DO wait till the credits end..
There's a short scene after that.. =O)
Not to be missed..!
Seriously!

Heard bout it from a friend..
So, me and my col buds waited there like dungu..
All da kakak came up to clean the cinema and all, and we were still there waiting for all the names to finish poppin' up...
There were seriously... alot of names!

Can't wait fer X-4 to come up!
Hopefully they would introduce Gambit!
Apocalypse should be the Villan then.. =O)
Angel should turn bad in muvee 4 i guess..
Well according to da cartoon la..

Lolz..
Angel is so like...
The useless poser who can fly in the movie..
ahaha..
Incase yall start to ponder ...
"ARGhhh! WHy does Angel look so familiar.>!?@?"

He's Ben Foster from the disney series "Flash Forward"
Google it..! Might just rekindle memories..
It used to be at 7.30pm on the disney channel..
RIght before Boy Meets World..
=O)
RIng a bell?

Rumour has it, that directors are thinkin of making a spin off from the X-Men
With movies such as "Wolverine" and "Magneto"..

NOt sure how that would turn out...
But yea..
For now..

X-Men is a show for all Marvel Comic Fans..!

Enjoy the muveee..!
Cheers~!

Hey........... Hey..... Kes Sam.. (OHH AhH...) We wanna Wishh you... Oooh Oohh... A Happy Birthday..

Just remembered we didn't sing our TradeMark Birthday Songs..
Owh well..

7.45pm - Meeting time... Ernest's place..

8.15pm - As a Malaysian, arrives at Ernie's place.... Jon's car passes by.. It's JOn!

8.18pm - Enters ernest's place with Jon.. Was keeping a look out for the Jaccuzi..=O)

8.20pm - "What da heck are we doing here, and where's everybody.." conversation kicks off..

8.30pm - Arrival of Kege... With his TCSJ shirt.. ahahaha..

8.35pm - Arrival of Cheez, Tsong, and Loo Bros..

8.40pm - Where's Sam?? Ernest: owh... At home..

8.42pm - Ernest informs us that we're suppose to "suprise" Sam.

8.43pm - Operation, Shave Head! (Sam's dad is really strict on cleanliness... According to Sam, there must not even be a strand of hair on the floor, if not he'd get really angry)

8.45pm - Arrival at Sam's place with Sam standing heroically in front of his house..

8.46pm - Sam informs us that we should not go in his house.. (Dad probably found some hair.. got angry or sumthin..)

8.47pm - All: Sam...... SUPRISE!!!!

8.48pm - Where do we go coversation...

Ernest: Where do we go?

Ken: RILEY's...!!

All: *stares at ken*

Ken: What..??

Me: Snake Kao your Auntie la..

Jon: Quick.. Where??

Calvin: Anywhere la.. Ask birthday boy..

Sam: Anything la.. I'm good with anywhere.. *with intentions*

Ernest: Jasima?..

Sam: Dowan Jasima la..

Ernest: Then where?

Sam: Anywhere la.. (Stoopid Sam)

Ken: Mohsin..

Jon: Okay.. set..

Sam: *Sam's PLan not working...*
Ermm.. ok la.. Anythin la..er.... er....Murni la...

Everyone: AIyah.. Sam.. u wanna go Murni say earlier la nexx time...Typical China Man.... Anything.. anythin... ...

Ken: Ok Murni.. Go GO GO...


Sam: *Hands on Stomach, Happy with destination*


8.58pm - Conversation ends.. Convoy to Murni..~~

Convoy..


9.00pm - Convoy Stops at traffic light. Got down from car to take a pic of CaL driving before light turned green.


9.10pm - Arrival at Murni

9.11pm - Orders food and drinks.

9.27pm - Arrival of Food & Drinks..

Ohhh AMm GEee..







9.28pm - Bang Sam Time....
Some of the Catch phrases during Bang-Sam-Time

-Chen does "Sam" in Taylors… =O)))
-DBKL.. (D)ari (B)uffet (K)e (L)eekessam (Sam eats like a Monster)
-Sam : Wah.. Damn a lot of LaLa’s in my Col..
Ken : Good to noe u found your place..

Sam.. trying to figure out a joke we told him last friday..


9.30pm - Rain

The only stoopid heroes in the Rain...


9.32pm - All the tables were moved in except ours. Stupid Abang..

9.34pm - Quantity of drinks increases from rain..

9.35pm - Cheez's Ayam Goreng Maryland becomes Bubur Maryland..

9.40pm - Sleek RX-8 arriving from far..

9.41pm - Wut da heck? Elia??

Elia in her RX-8... (I wanna marry Elia..)


Elia.. Lookin Fast and Fabulous


9.50pm - Recalls Conversation with Mom...

Me: Mom, GOing to Ernest's place ...........................................

Mom: *Scolds for awhile* Be back by 9...

Me: Ok...

9.51pm - *SNaps back to Reality..* .....Shit.

10.12pm - Sneeks home quitely

10.13pm - Mom: You think I Stevie Wonder ah?? Do you Know what time is it???

Wuz Great ta catch up wif you guys..
Hope i'll get ta see yall more during the holiz...

Happy Burfday Sam..
Hope yer Brain develops faster this year so that u'd catch our jokes..
(You might want to read the sentence above again if you dunt get it, If not successful, u can log on tmr and try again...)


AHHAha..
Sorry Sam..
You noe we love you...

... and love to bang you even more..
ahaha..
ok ok..
I'll stop it..

ANywayz.. Happy burfday Sam,
enjoy Col~!

(Pics Pics Pics)
Cheez Murni Shuffle~~~


Jonny Boi~


Amusing Loo Bruthas...




...mini c(o)(o)pers...
ahhaha
i'm sorry Sam..

sometimes a smile looks like a frown...

listening to Shawn Mullins- Lullaby

ok on the base of this post, loads of us have just finished our mid term examinations, those in Menengah Program!, SAM and yeah thats all that have just finished their exams.

guesse all the results are pouring in, and let me give you a glimpse of mine...

Total 6A's 1B 1D 1E and BM(pass but dont know grade)

English- 77 A2
EST- 89 A1
Bio- 76 A2
Chem- 80 A2
Sejarah-75 A2
Moral- 78 A2

Maths- 71 B3 ARHGHHHHH MOTHER FUCKERRRR 4 more marks

Add maths- 53 (sorry weih)
Physics- 49 (EVEN BIGGER SORRY WEIH)
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ok you might thing those results are okay rite? good enuf for your paretns to let you enjoy a weekend off with your best friends, but noooooo! "i think your wasting your time, you should spend more time on your work and shit"

mahai, this is what i hate, i aimed for what i wanted to get and i thought i'd be pleased with my self but im not.

ends my ranting post for the day. :@

well at least ive been watching all the latest movies lately, and to me da vinci code is a dissapointment ( if youve read the book, you woudnt like the movie that much) and yeah , MI3 still has to be the best of it all, i just loved the movie. Effects were good, some really really cool gadgets and yeah theres maggie Q in it.

on other notes its holiday times, and im bidding farewell for now, enjoy guys. =( im really gonna be "spending my time better" yeah by going online and lazing around. ciaos.

happy birthday KW SAM

happy 18th bday sam...dun leave 2 minutes before u make a wish k?! :p

Just a little Recap on what happened the last time ernie's parents were outta town..

(Mrs Khaw, If you see this, plz dun tell my mom... She's still not sure if i'm straight....... thanks to Kevin..)

AHahhahaa..
I can still remember..
Xiang wuz so scared we wud get rashes after putting the God knows how old, bubble bath foam..
Ahaha...

Flowers growin from our backside because of the foam...
*Pluck* Nah! Mrs Khaw... For you...

Anyone wanna guess if we were wearing anythin underneath the towels.. =O)

Lolz..
Kev u still have the videos of the Titanic ducks??

Everyone to ernie's Jacuzzi after the examz~!

(Xiang's gay.. he's just hiding it... Spot the seashell..=O) )

Vacancy Available

To all fellow ke wei members,

My parents are going on ANOTHER holiday to Alaska from the 27th of May till the 11th of June. I'll be the only one occupying the house and i'm pretty sure i'll be lonely. PLease feel free to drop in. You can use everything from the tv to the kitchen(this doesnt include the jacuzzi u faggots).

ohh yeaa..g'luck in your up and coming exams too.
hahah

Sincerely,SnaPPy

Good Luck Fellow Ke Wei's

I, Justin Khoo Wei-Jinn, Captain of KwFc, would like to wish fellow Ke Wei members and blog readers Good Luck and All The Best in your coming exams.To all Ke Wei's, carry the Ke Wei name with pride and honour as u sit for your papers. If your results do not match your mother's expectations, you are all welcomed to sleep in Ernest's house..

All the best, and God Bless.




Keeping You In Prayer,
J.Khoo

hu says dat news arent interesting ?

check this news out .....but da news readers face abit da off...

GREASE was not LIGHTNING..

The highly anticipated Musical of GREASE reached Malaysian Shores just this week..!
With The Star giving good reviews on a Nostalgic performance, it really hyped up my expectations since it was Grease..

Grase was like THE Musical of all time..
If you have not watched the movie...
YOU'RE A LOSER!!!
lolz..
I'm jez kiddin'
DUn worry.. Xiang yer not..
(Btw... Xiang was not watched F.R.I.E.N.D.S)
....... i know..!!

Anywayz.. if uve not watched Grease,
..your life is not complete!
So run down to Ernest's house and borrow it from him...
and yes.. u can also buy it at any DVD.. VCD store..

It looks something like this..


ALthough Grease was released in 1978...

The Smooth Moves of Mr. John Travolta ( Yes he WAS thin and Could dance)
but now he looks like this...



and the breathtaking voice of Pretty lil Ms. Oliva Newton John still echos in the living rooms of many...

HOwever...
Me.. Being a big fan of Theatre and Drama, Orchestras and Musicals..
I found The Grease Musical highly dissapointing for numerous factors..

- The supposed "John Travolta" could not fill in the shoes as the main man of the show.. Didn;t stand out.. His voice ain't that good too.

-The music was not good.. Sounded like a keyboard being played...

-The whole plot of the musical was a faded shadow of the movie itself..
Maybe because the movie was like.... GREASEEE MAN!!!!! so.. it's kinda hard to live up to the mind set of the high standard set....

-I had a mild stomach ache during the show... so yea.. distracted me abit..
lolz.. lets just say.. ppl behind me should have gotten discounts for their seats..


I think I shan't go on.. I'm starting to get angry..

...I mean.. c'mon.. It's GREASE MAN!!
and i turned out like that..

OK nvm.....Happy thoughts... happy thoughts..

After the show..
Could see all the "Auntys" and "Uncles" who were hoping to relive their olden golden days all highly dissapointed with their long faces...

If yer lookin fer musicals to check out..
I highly recommend

Saturday Night Fever
... awesome stuff..

Gets ya entertained from da minute ya walk in..

Riverdance...



Riverdanc was like..
Owh Amm GEee man..
I wanted to Jump on the stage to tap dance with them...



Stomp is pretty good too




They could make really catchy beats out fo ANYTHIN~!
Even plastic bags..
lolz..
When i got in the car after the show..
I started tapping on everythin I see..
From the car window.. to the car seat..
Mom was like..
"EH..!! Can you ..STOP BANGIN AH..!! YOU WANNA BANG SO MUCH YOU CAN STOP STUYDING AND JOIN THEM !!"

YEap..
These are my all fav Top 3..
No idea how you can catch them.. doubt they'll ever come back to M'sia..

If yall are really semangat..
Yall should catch Actorlympics...



If yall are fans of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
Yall wud definately fall in love with Actorlympics..
It's like the Malaysian Version of Who's Line...

With doods like Jason Lo..Haresh Iskandar and Afdlin Shauki..
you could actually end up rolling on the floor laughing..

It's From the 31st May to 4th June ..
So if ure ever free around that time..
DO drop by Bangsar Shopping Centre...

Log on to... http://www.theactorsstudio.com.my/shows.phtml for more info..

Anywayz..
here are some pics from the dissapointing Grease Musical..



The Packed Crowd..


Cast..


The Famous.. GREASE LIGHTNING~!! (The Car)



The Camera Phone had better quality than my camera...
...my cam sucks.... like bugs..






The FInale...


Overall..
I'd give Grease a C+

My Fav pic of the day...
The Beautiful Twin Towers..

Barca..the real galaticos

arsenal finally returned to reality..or shud i say arsenal fans...haha wanna beat barca?next time man..now lets see if henry leaves for barca :D

Happy Birthday DON!

our solis has just turned 16 guys, yahyyyy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SELAMAT HARI JADI
ZHUN YI SHEN RI QUAI LE
mabu si ta la ong en ri (filipino) for happy birthday!!!!

Should we be proud of Malaysia or Disgraced at Man Utd?

WIN OVER MAN-U ACADEMY
10th May, 2006 – The Malaysian national U20 team completed their tour of England with a 4-1 win over the Manchester United Academy team this afternoon.

The side under K. Rajagobal had earlier beaten Salford FA 3-0 in their first friendly before winning 2-0 over Stoke City on the weekend.

And today, the team took a 2-1 at the break with goals coming off Mohd Farderin Kadir in the 29th minute and Mohd Aidil Zafuan Abdul Razak’s 20metre freekick with five minutes remaining to the break.

The several substitutions in the second half failed to disrupt the momentum of the squad when they added two more goals through Mohd Zaquan Adha Abdul Razak in the 56th minute and Safiq Jamal in the 84th minute.

“The match today was their best game in the three matches which they played during their tour of England,” said Dato’ Seri Dr Ibrahim Saad, the general secretary of the FA of Malaysia (FAM), who witnessed the match.

“But I believe that the more positive lesson is that the team maintained its shape even though the coach made a lot of changes to give everyone the chance to play.

“From this positive showing, their tour of Slovakia next will be another positive development in preparation for the AFC meet (in India in October).”

The tam leaves for Slovakia tomorrow where they have been slated to play against two professional teams as well as a third game against the Slovakia national U20 side.


Cited at http://www.fam.org.my/editor/news_national02.asp

dis is so hilarious

This is so funny..

Happy Mother's Day~!

Wishing all Mothers around a Warm Happy Mother's Day ~!!

Sister and I didn't know what to get fer my momma so we decided to write sumthin fer her...

Sister's one goes like this..

Dearest Mum,

This poem was written for a contest on Fly fm, “Your Mama Rocks” Although I didn’t win the contest, I wanted you to know that to me, “You Rock!”

Yo mama, you really rock
Well I think you do, cos’ mum’s day I forgot,
So now I want from FLY the flowers & box of chocs
..Yes mum, you rock

Yo mama, you really rock
Your voice could be heard across the block
Although you justify “that’s how I talk”
Yes mum, you rock.

Yo mama you really rock
You’re so cool, you think you own “Jln Tan Cheng Lock”
You hoot at every car that comes along
Doesn’t matter if it’s a Perodoa, Merc or Ford
Yes mum, you rock!

Yo mama, you really rock
Your cooking is better than Summer Palace Tai Thong,
Guess what I wanna say is, “I love you lot"
And of course, once again..
..Yes mum , you rock..


Yea...
So I decided to write sumthin too...
Mine goes sumthin like this..

Mom .. Mom.. Mom..
Your everyday scolding ain’t no psalm,
Sometimes u can bomb me like Napalm ,
And sometimes you seem crueler than Saddam.

From not letting me go out,
To the “power” in your shout,
You sometimes can scare the birds,
With the thunder in your words.

But I know all this is done for the good of me,
Although sometimes it may seem that I’m unable to see,
There many things that we just can’t seem to agree,
Which makes us resort to asking Chi-Chi. (Sister in Hokkien)

From keeping the house neat and clean,
To making me eat all my greens,
You underpaid job as a mum never seems to be done,
With a son like me, you certainly are Supermom!

I’ll try to lighten your burdens by studying harder,
So I won’t end up as a road sweeper,
I’ll graduate someday and I’ll bring my certificate home,
Don’t worry, I won’t send you to the old folk’s home.

Sometimes a simple thank you is not enough,
It wouldn’t make a difference if I bought you a whole lotta stuff,
So I decided to write sumthin from the bottom of my heart,
It saved me a lot of money too, aren’t I smart?

You should not only be appreciated on the second week of May,
Gifts flowers and thank you cads should be given to you everyday,
There’s so much more I want to say,
But there aren't words to describe what you do for me from day to day,
Mom, please let me play football today,
Thanks for being my mom, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!


Lolz..
When I read to her the "Mom, please let me play football today," part..
In the middle of no where.. she actually said.. NO!!!
ahahah..

I guess she kinda liked it..
Better than buying things that end up in the cupboard or at a corner where Indian mosquitos can dance around..

So I guess this saves a lot of money for Father's Day.. Birthdays and Christmas...~~!

If ya huvn't got anythin fer yer momma yet, please do..
Dozn't need to be sumthin expensive... Well if u want can la..
But jez sumthin ta let her noe u appreciaite her..

SO yea..
If yer really broke ure welcome to copy the poems.. =O)

Cheers~!

lets see if thelma can work a miracle..

and i tot weijinn and ahmai was bad..

Sometimes... people really need help..

A Goodbye to the Premiership...... for now..

Last night was the closing night of the premiership..
With many doubt, hopes and dreams..
Club's vowing to do better next season, players moving on to new parts of the world, putting on new jersys, and fans given a new glimmer of hope as bookies cash in thier cheques.

A Big Congratulations to Premiership Champions Chealsea for doin a great job in entertaining premiership viewers all over ..


With Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho seen disposing his Premiership medal to da Stanford Bridge crowd, expect to see the Blues hunting to lift the Champions League thorphy next season.

With Man Utd in second with many confusions such as
Ruud's future...

It has been said that Nistelrooy's lack of effort in Training and Passion in Game has become a primal factor of his bust up with the club. The prolific marksman also had fights and quarrels between coaches and fellow players like Ronaldo. Lookin back in the history books, bust-up like this has led to exits with Fergie's "no man is bigger than the club" attitute. Who could forget the big names who has left Old Trafford because of Fergie? Paul Ince, Jaap Stam, David Beckham, Roy Keane.. and so on... Many consider Ruud's departure a Blessing in disguise although Ruud has an amazing record at United netting 150 goals in 219 games..
NO MAN in the premiership could top that off. But since the striker's arrival United has only won a Premier League Trophy , an F.A Cup, and a League Cup, which is fairly bad for a club like Manchester United. Man Utd has been linked with many big names strikers and even a swap deal with Argentinean sensation Carlos Tevez..
United will also have to reinforce thier Midfield since the departure of skipper Roy Keane.

Liverpool in third will be worried about Xabi Alonso being fit for the F.A Cup Clash with the Hammers..Liverpool achieved 27 more points compared to las season. Benitez, impressed with Spice Boy Robbie Fowler, is most likely to keep his precious jewel to ensure the goals keep comming next season to compete wiht Big guns of the premiership.. Benitez like any manager,would wait for the world cup to spot fresh talent before splashing out any money to strengthen the reds.

Arsenal, in Forth just yesterday as West Ham dropped points against Spurs will be lookin to play in thier new £390 million staduim ...Ashburton next Season. (think of the number of foosball gamez we could play with the money.


With thier minds Fixed on the clash with Barcelona in the Champs League Final in Turkey, Arsenal also has their head scratching on Skipper Thierry Henry. Critcis say thier failiure to lift the Champions League Trophy be the deciding factor of the jersy Henry will wear next season. Arsenal also looks to strengthen thier squad with names such as RObert Pires and Dennis Bergkamp leaving the club.

Blackbun, West Ham and Tottenham have all got thier entries into the UEFA cup, where else Newcastle will be without England legend, Alan Shearer battling thier spot in the Uefa Cup in the Inter ToTo Championship.

Birmingham, West Brom and Sunderland will be playing 1st division football next season as relagation blues hits the club in their woeful season.

Southend and Colchester will be seen as newboy next season as Brentford,Huddersfield,Barnsley and Swansea will be battling it out to the wire to ensure Premiership Glory.

Barcelona also celebrated the Premiera Liga title after beating Espanyol 2-0 at the Nou Camp.. Barcelona looks to reign Spanish football for years to come.





And the Italian League, Ac Milan keeps pressure on 3 point leaders Juventus as the clubs approach the finish line.

With the season comming to an end, all eyes are lookin to Germany as the World Cup begins, with many expectations and dreams to be fulfilled. Let history unfold itself..

Ke Wei's in Down Town KL.....!!

Wzup wzup...
How're are all da ke wei blog readers doin?
Preparin' for examz?
Well all da best!

Jez allowed an accountant to trim my hiar..
Yeap!
Sister jez helped me trim my hair so it wudn't look Cendawan-ish...
Looks fine ...
...i hope.
The last time I cut my hair myself..
it looked perfect when i looked straight to the mirror,
but when I turned sideways.. =O)
There were holes in my hair..
Ppl must be thinkin I had roaches in my room, eating my hair at night..

Anywayzzz..

Yesterday wuz Saturday~~!!
WeeEEe I wurv Saturdays..

Woke up bout 9..
Body is programed not to wasted time in da morning..
Hate wakin up late..
Makes ya waste soo much thyme...

Wondered around...
Saw my dad paiting the grills in my kitchen..
ran up again incase he asked me to help him.. =O)

WHAT!
You dunt noe whut it's like werkin with him!
Jez a few days back help him paint.... (russel Peters Accent..) paAAINTT!!...the gate..
He's damn fussy la..

So..
ran upstairs..
ber-wonder around..
Kacau my sister when she wuz sleepin..
ahahha..
=O)

Went online..
Ke Wei Council members were discussing a trip to down town KL~!
Mai wanted to get clothes... I wanted to get Jeans...
Nerst .. comp speakers.. Neeekolas.. Bigger comp spearks...
Xiang... Porn..
ahahhaa..
chillin..

Shopping aren't just for girls okay!
SO yeah..
It was set~!

Peeked into my mom's bedroom..
She's still sleepin..
Sheet.
ok nvm..
Got dressed and all..
walked into mua momma's room..
i said..

"Mom, I'm GOing to Have breakfast with Xiang, Ernest and all.. Would probably drop by the mall later.."

She was like..
"DON'T COME BACK SO LATE!!!!"

OK.. for you beginners..
Let's review my technique of askin again..

Firstly,
She was half asleep..
The Chances of she allowing me to go would be more, coz all she wants is, to go back to sleep coz she noes if she said No, i'll ask why and etc etc..
So in layman's term.. She got rid of me by sayin Yes.!

Secondly,
Always get dressed, show that you're ready to go..
All is planned out, and a NO would really dissapoint her favourite SOn.,. =O)

Thirdly,
Notice I used the word Mom, "I'm Going" not Mom can I go?
Saying Mom can I go is like giving yer Mom/Dad the option to say Yes or No..
"Mom, I'm Going" is like telling him/her.
Odds would be on your side.. =O)

Fourthly,
I said, Breakfast which implies it's jez a small meal which everyone must have, I'm gonna have it sooner or later.. so.. why not sooner? I didn't lie..
Coz da plan was to eat breakfast first.. So u can't consider it a lie..
Notice the word "drop by a mall" in my sentence.. drop by will give him/her the impression that u won't be there for long.. Odd's of going are on your side again..
And No.. I didn't lie...
We did drop by da mall.. just that the mall happens to be in KL..

Fifthly,
Always use a name of the person whom ure going out with that yer parents know, or trust very well. In my case.. Ernest and Xiang.. =O)

Sixthly,
Ask as if ure in a hurry, and as if you're going out already.. If it's a yes, don't hang around yer parents too long. Doesn't give yer Mom/Dad time to thinkin about other reasons fer not letting u go.. or restrictions or consequences.. etc
Ex: exams, Clean your room first.. etc

Have a gazallion more tips..
Email me if u want ta noe more.. =O)

Note that results may vary according to differnt parents with different
rules, restrictions and reactions. Some tips may or may not apply to your parents. I would not be held ressponsible for any damages caused.

ANYWAY..~~
Neeekolas come to pick me up in his Green Cheve..
Picked a few guys up.. and off we went to KL...!

Rules and Regulations were set in the car..

Here are some..

1. THe person sitting in front is responsible to help the driver reach the destination by assiting with giving directions.

2. Driver should not be "banged" to a certain extend, If not, da car will be stopped and the victim will be asked to walk to the desired destination.

3. NO FARTING allowed in the car.. This might distract the driver's concentration and the passenger's health.. Incase of emergancy, passengers who aren't able to contain such gas is required to alert victims in the car by giving a warning so that others may wind down the window or evacuate the premises if the disaster gets out of hand.


We were kinda guessing our way to Sungai Wang,,,
not sure of the way,,,
Ended up in a long jam..
Stooopid Police Men who were stopping cars.

Xiang Started larfing at a name of the hospital.
"Tung Shin"
Typical Xiang.. Larfing at random names.. and trying to fit the names into ours,,
Like "Tung Khoo".. ahaha get it?
or.. Tung Khaw"
or things like that..

Xiang wuz like..
Owh Amm Gee..
Which AZIZI wud wanna go to Tung SHin hospital..>?!?!?
When we moved further up at the enternce, we notice da hospital wuz like a whole kampung..
About 9 big buildings..
Amazingly huge...
I think all da ke wei's houses add together oso still not enough..

.. wait. hospitals are suppose to be that big..
urm..
ok..
All da hospitals in Pee Jay add together oso not as big...

AH mai wuz like..
oh ya,, i think my Grandmother comes here..
Xiang Smiling away~~ =O)

When i wuz trying to take a picture of the hospital..
the lady in da Car beside us thought we were trying to take a picture of her..
ahaha..
perasan@!
So she put her sunshade on her window.. and quickly zoomed off..
Either that or she thought ah mai wuz gonna fart..=O)

This wuz da car det was trying to run from us =o)
we took a photo of well, not her.. but the car in the end.


After a while..
Traffic was finally moving..
Traffic light turned red when there was 3 cars in front of us..
Saw da Police Men on d other side...
All of us were dissing and making fun of Malaysian Police..

Unsure of directions Neekolas looked at Xiang..
Xiang was like..
urm..
After the traffic light..
make a U-Turn..

So, When da Traffic light Turned Green..
All da 3 cars in front of us with the thier signal on..
Started to make a U-Turn..
One by One..
The Police Men Flagged the 3 cars in front of us..

We were like..
Hmmz..
The policemen no money to eat breakfast so wanna saman all this cars ah?

Ernest wuz sayin..
Hmmz..
I wonder whut they did wrong..

Then as we took the U-Turn and passed and looked back..
We saw a big NO U-Turn sign 20 meters from the traffic light..
All of us were like......SHeeeet....
owh ammm gee....

Neekolas: Oi..Wonder Why didn't da poilcemen stop us?

Me: Can you not wonder and drive faster ah??

Neekolas: .... ok ok.. Good Idea..

Maybe the Policeman wuz thinkin..

OK hari ini.. I nak untung RM150 ringgit untuk buat kenduri kat umah..
Ok..I mesti ambil rasuah RM50 dari sebuah kereta..

*After lookin at all 4 cars make the illegal U-Turn*

EH... ada empat kereta..
Kalau saya tahan empat kereta...
Sangat susah untuk kira wang la..
Saya pun tak bawak Kalculator..
Aiyah.. 3 kereta bolehlah..

So.. yeap..
Praise God we didn't get stopped..
If not Xiang will end up talking about Moral Values and Honesty to the police dood like the last thyme.. *wink* *wink*

So..
Reached sungai wang safe like durex..

For thoz of u who've gone ta da sungai wang parking lot..
U'd know that u've to go up the never ending Spiral Ramp...
So yea...

Felt like we were on a roadtrip up Xiang's stairs..
(Some rich ppl... not like us.. lolz.. ok ok.. better stop before it starts again..)



After goin in circles..
Finally found a parking lot..
which was quite small..
So we squeesed in the Lot by goin in and out.. in and out..and in and out.. several times..
Xiang Enjoyed this part the best...=O)

Finally the car was straight...
Made us feel proud!



Yeap..
Reached da mall in one piece..
Was about 5months since I went ta sungai wang...
So yea.. Was good ta see da place again..



All of us were hungry.......and stingy..
So we went to da chinese food court..

The first shop we saw was da chap farn shop..
They had like...
Owh Amm geee... varieties of dishes..

The row of dishes were long like dugong wieyy~!


Sometimes I wonder..... like Stevie Wonder..
Whut they do with da large amount of food they dunt finish...

Probably cater it to Xiangs house or sumthin..

As soon as we took da plate of rice we were like..
Um...
OKay...
Should I take ..
Wait... that looks..
hmm but this is too small compared to...

Being the skinny carnivor I am,,
I took like 6 different types of chicken..
Types not like Kampung Chicken, Bandar Chicken.. Ice Land Chicken..
Types as in ways they cook.. fried.. Si-yao chicken.. Roasted.. etc etc
And some types i took 2 pieces..
So had like..
9..10 ..11 pieces of chicken on my plate??
of course..
took vege too~!
No vege how to pang sai and fart??

SO yea..

Xiang's plate like Gunung Tahan oso..

Ernest.. being the Chinese con man he is..
Dug a hole in the rice, buried all his meat and etc... in da hole..
and covered and patched the plate up with Vege...
so it'll Look like an innocent island from above..

My branch was good...
Ate soo much chicken.. I could lay eggs..
Bet my sheeet smells of chicken...
.....will check later.

With our stomach's full..
we were READY TO SHOP!!!!

So...
at first we when round Sungai Wang like a headless chicken..
Wah... This.. Wah that..

And soo happen...
Yesterday, KL was Flooded with Bald Men..
And no i wuz not turned on...
It was like some Bald Festival or sumthin..

When da moon reaches da west...
All da bald men shall unite!
And together....
We look cool...
So yea..
The rest of them had a field day bangin me..

And we Joined hands singin rasa sayang like wut Ah Mai and neekolas learns in college.. =O)

Anwayz..
They should change the name of sungai wang to .. Seafoood~!
All the "La-La" chai and "La-La" mui's all there..
like a union of them..
...... being invaded by bald men..!!

Sungai wang has sooo many Wierd shops..
Selling the wierdest things on earth.. =O)

WOW! I wudn't waana werk here..
My skin will turn pink..



Found a huge crowd outside a shop..
Got a closer look...
Bunch of freaks watchin NARUTO~!
Like no tevee in thier house liddat..



There's many really funny funkay clothes too~!






FOund the perfect shirt for Ah Mai...


Ah Xiang bought a really funny shirt.. Can only find these stuff in Sungai Wang..



Kevin could be found in the....



After ber-walkin fer while..
heard some Cina Bina Ah beng starting to sing a Chinese Song..
Had a good voice..
Was like a Meeting call for all da Ah Lians and Ah Bengs,..
There were many ppl rushing to the concourse area..

Decided to have a look..
Notice that Malaysian Idol 2 winner..
Daniel Tan was singin..
While Daniel was singin "la..la.."
He summoned all the La LA's..


Sorry fer da blur picture..
Some girls around me wuz pushing me..
They were like..
Chi Chi Chia CHiang Chiang... CHina CChina Cina .. Daniel...!
So yea..
Didn't wanna stand in thier way from getting to thier LA-LA leader.. before they lala-fy me..



So..
Walked around a lil more alone...
Prefer shopping alone..
I'm really flicker minded..
I'm like a gurl.. =O)

I'd be like.. hmzz..
Da blue one or the red one...
Then I'll go try da blue..
Den Ok..Blue..
Den my mom will be like..
"but the read one is nice.."
Then i'll go try the red one and be like..
OK~! REd,..
Den i'll look at da blue one again..
and think...
aiyooo but the blue design is really nice...
den when i take da blue...
I'd think...
But i dun have many red cloths...
ARGgghhH~!!!
Den da stoopid sales lady wud go...
"Why dunt you by both lorh...??
Den My mom would be like..
AIYOH! So troublesome..
DON'T BUY!!

So yea..
dunt really wanna trouble anyone with my indecisiveness.
But i dunt mind shopping for ppl with the same Indian-ci-sif-ness as me..
I like helping ppl make up thier mind and enojy seeing them being happy for makin the decision..
but i feel really really bad when someone waits for me to decide..=O)

So finally got my Jeans after walkin in and out of the Shop 5 times..
=O)Yes 5..
The dood selling me the Jeans was quite amused..=O)
Made friends with him =O)
His name is Khalid..
He's currently studyin in UM.. werkin part time..
AND NO I DIDN'T ASK HIM FOR HIS NUMBER!!! GO AWAY~!!!

Met up with ernie and da rest...
Ah Mai got his Bling Bling..
den suddenly me and ernie heard a sound of a guitar with some Gay voices..
went to da concourse area and... guess what???

It's wuz North.! da Gay Band..



Later they annouced thier next song..
Hurry up...
SOunded okay...
But after a while..
SOunded like this..
Hurry Up Hurry Up... da da da da...
Hurry up Hurry up... da da da da...da
"Harry Yap" "Harry Yap"... da.. da..da.da..
"Harry Yap" "Harry Yap".. Buah Dada Buah daDa.. hahhaha Chillin chillin/.

Dunno wert they're sayin la.. but.. sounded like that..
actually doesn't really matter what they say..
jez as long as they end with the words
"You".. pointing to the crowd..

ahaha..
which was exactly whut dey did..
Hurry up hurry Up..
Something someting..
My love away from *Points To Crowd with SPM Look* ....YOU...... Owhh YEah...
you~~......



Yea..
cudn't be bothered about thier other songs.. so..
Carried on Shoppin...

Ernest And Neeekolas wanted to go ta Low Yat to get thier comp stuff...
So off they went.~~
so Xiang was left with the farters..=O)

bought summore stuff..
walk here and there..
All da shops started lookin da same..
Figured out why after awhile coz we were walkin in circles..
Typical stoopid Ke Wei's,,,

Got really really tired after awhile..
Ya noe how yer feet can get soo tired after soo much shoppin..
yeap..
i think the distance we walked around sungai wang and BB plaza cud take us home already~~

I wuz soo tired..
I just wanted to sit....

So.. that's what i did.......... sit..



Ah mai wuz tired too...
Soo tired he jez wanted to fart...

So that's what he did.......... fart..


Xiang wuz soo tired and lazy he cudn;t even hold da phone..



Like all girls do when they SHop...
We decided to Cam-Whore a bit.... (hate that werd..)


Ah Xiang: Which of u Farters farted????

*Ah mai prentends to be a Mannequin*



Spot the Ke Wei.!



Few poses of Ah Mai which he intends to send to ManHunt!





We decided to let out our excess baggage so we could walk faster..



QUICK! PINCH DA GUY NEXT TO YOU AND ASK WHAT COLOUR~!!!
lolz.. yeap.. A day in Kl wudn't be complete without the "what Colour" phrase..



Wuz about thyme to move on to Petalin Street...
Wanted to get shoes from there...
I mean.. for my... urm.. Uncle..
yea..
I don't buy stuff from there..
It's fer my Uncle..

*Brian Chen's Accent* My uncle........

Met up with Neekolas and Ernie at F.O.S when Xiang went to get some boxers..
On da way to da car...

From the Ramblings about the stupidity of Malaysian Players in the Thomas Cup Semifinals in the morning in neek's car.. made all of us Semangat to play badminton...

Decided to cancel the trip to Petaling Street coz it would have agrivated our chances to play badminton since we were out da whole day already...

I guess my uncle wud jez have to wait for the next thyme i go to KL to get his shoes.. ;O)

Parking came up to...



which was ok considering we were there da whole day..

Wuz pretee tired in da car..
Everyone wuz chillin and singin..

Everywhere wuz Jammed..

Traffic was horri-gi-ble..
On top of that we didn’t really know da way home..
So happen..
We were soo lucky…
Everythyme we were suppose to turn left..
We turn tight..
Everytime we were suppose to turn right we turned left..
And everytime…
We were suppose to go down,,
We take da wrong road and go up..


Neekolas: Turn Left…??

Xiang: Right.!!!

Neekolas.: Ok..

*Turns Left*

Xiang : WOI!@ I said right!!

Neekolas: I asked turn left .. u said correct…

Xiang.: Tam Ma De.. I said turn right la…

Mai ; Nvm… In front can turn..

Me: Da Badmintion court tonight book ade..?

*conversation goes on…*
Mai: OI u were suppose to tun left…~!!

Neekolas: You Never Tell ME~!!!!

Me:Nvm… In front there still can

Neekolas: Yall Shedap You..

Xiang: You dunt shedap us.. We shedap you..

*All Laughs*

Mai; Dooo Dooo….. Doo Doo…,. DOOOO dooo.. DOo DOo..(Im sprung by Tpain)

*Claps and Sing along to da DOO DOO song..*

Me: OIIII!@@ You miss da turnin..!~!

Nerst: What road is this?

Xiang.. Sheet.. Jalan Kinabalu...Dozn't sound promising...

Mai: Jalan Kinabalu leads us to Cheras la...

Ernest: At least not to Kinabalu la..

*Xiang directs us back to square one in da jam*

Ernest: OKayy.. We're back...Eh Pudu Jail~!

Mai: Ok if we get lost we can sleep in Pudu Jail... There's RM50 reward if we do..

Me: yea.. Read that in papers.. Some reporter saw Ghosts Staying there..

Xiang: OK.. i rather get lost in Kinabalu..

*Stuck in Jam fer 1 hour.. passes Petaling street*

Me: Owh AM GE... WE could have gone to Petaling street,,,!@@>!?@ *makes NOise*

Neekolas: YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ME ANGRY... PLEASE! SHIT DOWN AND
SHUT UP!!

*All Tiam tiam wtih crickets buzzing..*

*Sign board points to tmn tun..*

ME & Nerst: YAY~!!!

ME:Eh damn late ade ah.. i dunnoo if i can go fer badminton later at 8..sheet la.. i dun
tthink i can go la serious one..Xiang.. yall come and kao si in my house and ask my mom la..

Xiang: Ok OK..

*reaches my crib*

ALL: HI AUnty... Wazaaap la AUnty...

Mom: Hi....

*chat goes on fer while..*

Nerst: *hints to xiang to ask my mom about me playing badminton later..*

Xiang: Aunty... er... you WATCH THOMAS CUP AH YESTERDAY.??

Mom: o yea... I did..

Xiang: AIYOo AUNTY... Malaysia Ah.. Tak boleh pakai la...!!

Mom: ya la this Malaysia ah..

*chat goes on fer while scholding malaysia..*

Me: EH WHO"S BRINGIN THE SHUTTLE COCK LATER AH?? *holding the dusty shuttle cock box from God noes where i dug it up from*

Neekolas: Owh.. u got/?? Good la.. AFTERWARDS can use.. AT 8 o clock....

Xiang: AUNTY!!!! U want to play with us ah??? U and Uncle partner la.. Doubles..

we bringin 4 teams of doubles..

Mom: *chuckles* aiyaa.. I'm old ade la... yall play la..

*ALL GRINS*

ME: SO who pickin me up later... ah???/

Xiang: owh.. me... get ready at 8o clock LATER ah...

ME: ok...

ALL: bye aunty.. bye aunty...

*packin my stuff for badminton..*
*mom passes by*

Mom: PLAY PLAY PLAY...GO OUT WHOLE DAY.. NOW PLAY AGAIN WHEN U GONNA STUDY???

*Talks about me not studyin*

ME: yes mom...

MOM; This is da last time u go out before your exams ah... i tell you..*scholds*


Lolz.
Smart Xiang..
"AUNTY YOU WATCH THOMAS CUP AH*

ahahaha
will post Our Thomas cup Action when ive got the pics..
Until then...
Cheers,,,!


Beautiful KL....