A Badmintion or a Futsal game??

Happy Burfday Nabi Muhammad..!
..Thanks fer da holiday~~~

Was an awesome day!

Started out with a Futsal Match in da mornin..
with... SALANG FC!

KwFc 21 - 4 SALANG FC

Here are the names who made the score sheet.

Ernest Khaw (6)
Colin Quah (4)
Wei Xiang Teoh (3)
Justin Khoo (3)
Justin Mah (3)
Jeffrey Goh (1)
Yuen Joon Mak (1)
Kes Sam Lee (0)

Highlghts from Tantalizing Tuesday's game



Warm up session..



Ah mai taking a free kick..



Our new manager watching us play...



Covering his leech bites... =O))



Itchy Substitutes ..



Ah mai.. overjoyed after breaking the egg and scoring his hard earned goal..



Jeffrey.. Impatient to come on after being forced to sub out..
Probably didn't wear his contacts that day... Missed goals as many as his pimples..
Although he didn't score he contributed alot to the team..
no worries Jeff!

Besides the big score line, the highlight of the day was Ah mai, doin a superb skill against Aii Yaa~~ (Brian) and playing an old fashion one, two with me to set up a soild shot at goal.

Ah mai is seen later with Neeekolas to demonstrate the witty trick he did for the unlucky people who werne't able to witness this historic moment..

Follow this 7 steps and you might be able to do it too~!



The First Step.. Ah mai is seen plotting his move and calculating the bearings to execute the trick..



Moving along to the Second Step, Ah mai positions himself to confuse the opponent. Neeekolas imitates Aii Yaa ( Brian )'s "wut da..?" look..



On the Third Step, Ah mai confuses his opponent like Confucius~!



Step Four is the rather tricky part, Ah mai hides da ball and lifts his leg up to release his fart to dissrupt his opponents senses. Neeekolas tries to counter back by lifting up his arm for some Ketiak Action but HorriGible-ly fails..



In step 5 Ah mai then Flips the ball up and over his lost and puzzled opponent.



The ball is nicely cushioned on ah mai's Men Breast and controled onto the ground in Step 6



The Final and easiest step,is demonstrated by Ah mai to put the ball into the goal. Some call this step the hardest .. Won't mention any names....
Hey look...! Pimple Cream~! ...la la la..

Was a great game overall... .... Duh..

Great team work and understanding.. shows us how far we've come from the golden olden days...

Went off to ss2 to huv lunch.. Where we met Kok Liang there.. He has nice Oakleys but it made me look like a Seahorse...



not as bad as this guy tho...
he has a jellyfish stuck on his head..... wonder if he notices...

anywayz..
All of us had the OWh AMm GEee curry puff and started moaning...
=O) Ah mai's Bendera sudah naik after a few moments...

... it stoppped when he heard xiang...

Went to Swenson's after that to continue thier orgasmic moments.. altho Earthquake was not 50% off bcoz it was a public holiday..
while me nerst, coopers and zits were off to Char Chan TAng ..

Came back and heard complaints about Colin eating the ice-cream like a machine and the bowl moving further and further away as he continue to dig like there's no tomorrow.. Kok Liang.. im sorry if you only had a few scoops... now u noe who to share yer food with..

and maybe after listening to Colin...
maybe u'd learn who not to share ure ladies with...=O))

anywayzz..
After our dessert off we went to Escape to have a Clan war with Some Sri KDU doods
who were really good..

Well if u can't beat em at football.. you ...
ahaha..
im jez kiddin...
chillin kay? Bow wow.. =O)
ahaah
ok ok..
serious..

CS was FUn.. .. like Bun..
under da Sun... trying to Run..
from Xiang with the Water Gun..

Anwayz..
thoz who missed thier chances at futsal really took it personally
and took revenge on CS...
Sam was top fragger..
zhe was spraying his AK like Pimple Cream...

Yeap.. awesome game...

Thanks Uncle Muhammad fer da holiday...
Cheers~!

i hate cats,but..this is too much

wooo as much as i detest those bloody good for nthn furballs,but hey,dis is too much for a kind dude like me to take...


looks decent ya?


ahmai i know u have a strong fetish for milf,but plz keep ur snake in ur pants for this wan..she's definately not worth it.



position...



o0


asian cruella...



wahlau pain sum pain!




pwnage!omg!

so yeah..ppl like this bitch do exist..

yO DaWg. WanT Aye' Gun In Ya hEad?

Well, aye is Havin' D promotin thing tomorrow , DawG. So I is RisponziblE for get'in them PlAyya'list! So When aaii iz burning em songs.. I Gotting meself hooked , DAWG. and i is listenin to em HipHOp , R&B .. YO gangsta' Rappin and fuCk! i Is feelin the bLack in ME.. so i'm TALKING BOUT BEING A NIGGER DAWG!! SUDDENLY MY IDOLS WERE Niggers.. like!







FIFTY CENT Ya' All!







NELLY!




LUDACRIS..









DENZEL WASHINGTON
DENZEL WASHING TON










MR. SAMUEL L JACKSON!




AND EVEN .... the HOTTEST NIGGER EVER..



MR BILL COSBY!=]









so Yeah, I wuz feelin A lit'le InSpired..
having Em FAncY bling bling Earings..
long BIG SHINY BLING NEcklAces..
and those GUns Stuck em your boxers betwween your butt cheeks!

But i AdmIt. maybe being a Nigger. Ain't That Easay..





WaSSUP DAWGS FROM the KE WeiS!
I iS BlaCKSpawn Eighty Ei'ht.





Checkme Blings which Ain't REAlly Blings..
call em bling wanna bes.




=]ok fuck i'm way too bored.. but yeah. i got reall hooked on HipHop anD R&B today... felt like i was born half nigger.


but just remember guys.. the words of the wise Lil' Jon.

we're all black when the lights go out.

KWFC Signs Neeeeekolas As Manager

Breaking news KWFC has just signed promising young manager Neeeekolas on a 4 year contract. Oh yeah amd I joined this blog to : ) Since this is like my first time posting anything on a blog ever please excuse me.

video worth a million words?

wtf man i just woke up and i was prompt to this vid..fucking made me laff my ass off!he's my real life friend btw!enjoy !



seriously if this does any psychological damage to you,i am not responsible.

ICPU Dress Up Week!

Last week was an awesome week..
It was.. ICPU Dress Up Week..!
soo.. Everyone was planning and scheming wut ta wear da week before...

The first day was Red & White Day..
Apparently it resembles the Canadian Flag..
soo yea... Everyone was darn semangat...

As i walked it the college i could see the sea of Red & White flooding the campus..
was an awesome sight.. seeing everyone semangat and all..
would never get these type of things in school..



Yeap...
That's me gettin ready fer college..
wanted to be different..
So i wore.. my ORIGINAL red & white QUIKSILVER shirt..=O)
Jeans.. My red Prestos... and a Santa Hat...

Was real Hard walkin from the place we parked our car to campus..
Ppl at da mamak all staring...
Oi Budak! Where's Your Raindeer...

.. UP your................Nose..!

Anywayz... da Nexx day wuz
Beach DAY~!
Everyone looked soo...
Beachy...

A fair bit of students seriously looked like they were going swimming in the Tasik Teluk Gong..
with the shorts.. slippers and sleeveless shirts..
Lolz.. like fellaz from Kayu Ara after a Heavy Rain.. (SAy da "A" word and i'll kick you)
Some of us look like Ming Tien workers...
but yea.. we all look good when we're together..



This macha looks like a Hawaiian Pirate!


Shermaine and I were feelin the same Flavor~!


Some Girls with Batik Skirts~!


The Beach Boys~!


Beach Bums!


Adrian.. Remaking the Titanic scene.... alone..


Da Kwai Lo dood is our Program Director.... Mr. Meager..
sooper cool dood..
and fellow studetns from LAN class out for the breeze..


Xiao Wen blinded by my sexyness when i took off my shirt...



On Wednesday was Sun Glasses day~!


Ah Mai's Aviators..
Do i look like a police man?





Lolz..
Our Beloved Miss Wong Teaching math with her sunnies~!





Kenny.. Trying to figure the best way to sleep in class...
Actually worked!

and.. on Thursday was.. Mafia day~!



That's me with the black top hhat and broken brief case which i dug from a cupboard.
The lock for the brief case was broken.. mus be some roaches feeding on it..
soo.. when i walk... halfway, the bag will just burst open.... happen soo many times..



My mafia look was debatable..
Some sad.. i was awesome.. looked like a mafia..
Ms Wong thought i was dressing up as a Magician... ( i forgive you)
and some said i looked like a Sales Man and Asia Club will kick me out if i ever went in...

Was also sooper hard to walk to campus..
everyone was staring again..
Could see da mamak stall fellaz wanting to say,..
Santa got fired and now selling insurance?
but when reached campus and join my fellow mafia's
you could say i felt superior.... like superior soup!

Other Mafia's..







This "Sa-GA-Soo-Ga" looks like a real mafia who trades Diamons for drugs..
and beside him is a tudung-ed mafia...
.. what?? ..got la.. .... reallly





Joey G decided to drop by Taylor's college for Channel [V]'s double shot request...
... the girls were like...
Omigosh......
Joey is sooo cuteeeeEEee..
and some guys too...
He's quite buff by da way... =O)

urmm.. Friday... was Haloween day..
Loadsa Semangat ppl with great costumes..








Mr.Seto with his Costume...
i actually have a video of him teaching the whole class tai Chi..
will upload it when i learn how..









That's ME with the Ripper mask...

Here's a funny story..
it was... before class.
bout 7.40..
i was ber-walkin down da corridor to class..
and it was quite dark and all..
and the Ripper Mask kinda glows in da dark..
sooO.. yea..
cool..
soo there i was.. minding my own business walkin down the corridor..
den suddenly..
i heard a loud scream...
AAAAAAAAAAaahhhHHhh~!!!!!!
I looked to my left..
to da horror of my eyes.. i saw.. a gurL..
Dressed in goth make up and black and white clothes with long hair...!!!!

Frightened by the sight of the horried gurl screaming at my horrid mask..
I screameed in horror..~!!
So.. we ended up screaming at each other..
Both of us were frighten by our outfits..
not bad eh?

I kinda scared another 2 girls outside da guys toilet..
One demanded me to take off my mask to prove i was Human..=O)

Lolz..
As i was walkin out for my break..
i saw the lady security guard in tudung..
runnning away from me..
her face was pail white..
lolz d other indian guard was squatting in laughter...
ahahaha..
waazap la Bang~!

Some of us didn't need masks.. =O)





Was an awesome week overall..
can't wait for the nexx dress up week..!
Cheers~!

Ke Wei Awards

ok this is not any team so we dont have best player and shit, its gonna be based on the positive and negatives of the team la, anyways i have though over it in a matter of minutes on how to categorize and how to vote.

well before i get to voting, i will first give you the list of awards to be given out, and yeah if theres any additional awards please send me down a message I REPEAT DO NOT DO NOT post in comments box, cause its meant for the voting.

Anyone from the team can be voted except yourself, you cant vote yourself for any award and only registered ke wei memebers on the blog will be counted, to those who simply want to comment do as you wish but its not counted.

any how, heres the categoriesss.....

1) Most Funniest Ke Wei

All Ke Weis are funny but there has to be the single most out there ke wei that would make you laught for minutes and you'd think you rather die than to laugh that much!

2) Most Friendliest Ke Wei

The Ke Wei that is most sociable i think all of us are except for a certain thief! but well just vote your most friendliest KW!

3) Most Outstanding Ke Wei

When we go out its probally outstanding enough, but the ones thats the loudest and kinda stands out the most when ppl look at us!

4) Most Yeng Ke Wei

You know loor the one that dresses damn yeng hair etc lor the one that looks the best la!!

5) Most Loyal Ke Wei

you know lor those that would do anyting for the team, in terms of frienship sacrfice!

6) Most Smartest Ke Wei

we know the harvard graduate bro sure win la!

7) Most Sneakiest Ke Wei

hahahaha sneakkkkyyyyyyy

8) Loudest Ke Wei

ok la lets admit it, whne we go out theres gottaa be alot of ppl starting cock at us cause we lauhg or we said something stupid! anwyasy this one goes out to the one that actually is louder than the rest of th team, thats gootta be damn loud.

9) Most TTLY ke wei

tuo tuo lan yehhhhhh

10) Smelliest Fart Ke Wei

i think i know who wins this so no need to expalin!


That concludes our list well, please vote!!! through the comments!

The Rooney Show

Manchester United 2
Arrsenal 0

hahahah comee onnn unitedddd, MOTM hands down rooeny, scoring and creating one.
even our dog eater scored, GLORY GLORY GLORY MANUTDDDD THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!

curry and rice girl,hollaback girl bombay version!

AIG???OMG!!!!

omg this iz so fugly..

PEEK A BOO!!!

since we love our peek a boo salon so much ,,let me link their site to u all ....lol http://www.peekaboo.com.my/

Take THAT JPJ!

anyways on brighter side today, i passed my undang test finally, 47/50 take that jpj! hahaha well went back school all then had haircut, my mohawk style. den went off to ou den i chill wif fellor member Ke Wei Wei. Den i ciaoo to my ffriends partyehh at Tropicana!! i really need to learn how to shuffle properly man.

KW Traffic Light!

wahahaha me mai and kev just dyed/highlited our hair..yeah call us lala la if u wan !Kev chose red,ah mai picked copper[abit yellowish la] and I did green..so yeah...traffic light!anyway ernest lookED like salangzhai halfway tru his haircut..hahaha laff kok at him and got him damn frus la...hahaha anyways ciaoing now to meet the ke weis in ss2..babai

lol..pure stupidity

JPJ!!!

oh meehh gehhh its damn frustrating to get 41/50 for my undang test and knowing the bluddy passing mark is 42. and worst of all i took the test first time and got 39, so i dulan liao i dont care so i ewnt in for another after waiting for one and a hlaf hours and i got 41!!! ARGHHH damn choking dulan. I missed school for it but there was a field trip.

i know last time wei jien fail his undang oso! wahhahah birdyyy. but i miss by one so it makes things worst. I wasnt prpeared for it, cause my kawan david supposed to come along den he coudnt turn up cause his in ausse land now, so we all thought can cancel, den yesterday my other friend sed cant cancel, so i chillin la at nite just look through the book it seems easy enuf.

i completed my 2nd test in 10 mins out of pure anxiousnesssss! damnnnn mann what a waste of time today. im missing school tomorrow again, i already booking eary morning chong kao to jpj and take my bluddy undang.

pure frustttttttrtrationnnn STUPID JPJ!!!!!

The Fisherman and the businessman

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. “You aren’t going to catch many fish that way,” said the businessman to the fisherman, “you should be working rather than lying on the beach!” The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled, and replied, “And what will my reward be?” Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!” was the businessman’s answer. “And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, “You will make money and you will be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!” “And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman’s questions. “You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to do the work for you!” he said. “And then what will my reward be?” repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. “Don’t you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world and let your employees catch fish for you!” Once again the fisherman asked, “And then what will my reward be?” The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, “Don’t you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won’t have a care in the world!” The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, “And what do you think I’m doing now?”

extracted from jon teohs blog at http://joughte.wordpress.com

nice story weih, some times what we really want isnt what we need!

Of SPM and tests!!

anyways just got back my sohai marks back, and well spm is in exactly 10 days and 7 months awayyyy! tiuuuu, trials in about 4 months (trial1) and 5 months (trial2).

so heres da marks...
Eng- 93
Chem- 92
Bio- 78
Add Maths- 74
Maths- 74
BM-60
Sej,Moral,Physics- >60

hahaha old man gonna chop me!

-kwFc- .....More Than Just A Football Team...

-kwFc- .....More Than Just A Football Team...

friday nite foos

Haha i just came back from AC with justin donmichael mai kev and loooo.Had a lousy nite,especially after hearing heaps of yaks about how great the party in taylors was.Well anyway to those who attended,am glad you guys had fun..

We met up with a few DJ dudes..seriously they're way better then us..well most of them...but the highlight of the nite for me was when I broke a "man"/pin while attempting a 7 shot.ahaha man it was fucking hilarious...the lower piece of the pin actually flew further den the ball..that basicly just shows how sucky I am in foosing.muahaha.

So,I went to the counter and ask for help,this lady came to my aid.She gave me a weird stare and then she called another man with a toolbox to fix the table..While fixing the table they were conversating in hokkien,thinking that I didnt understand a word they were saying..haha fuck!although they spoke broken hokkien but I could cleary understand what they were talking bout..One of them said "wah this guy has the strenght of a bull yada yada"..i just gave her a friendly smile...and i guess they eventually found out that I understand hokkien because after fixing the pin they gave me a shy look and even said "enjoy your game".haha thank god I do not have to pay for the damage..ahaha.














is this a sign to stop foosing?