To All KWFC members

hey guys, as you know the ke wei's are seperated between land and sea right now. Was hoping you guys would update as much as you can just like to keep everybody in touch. update your facebook, or you guys should check out twitter.com ! look for me colin quah.

so as i was saying its bout time the boys from adelaide and the boys from melb give some sort of monthly update on whats going with your lives that kinda thing just to keep the act together. like for example, today cicak hapiness in parkson and the sales lady thought it was jeff. :D

and lastly tell us your aussie numbers la fool, how else am i to contact you guys!

oh yeah and my skype user id : colin.quah so look add me up!

so guys stay in touch. and please tell me your holiday dates you uni SA boys, so its either you come to melb or i'll come down to adelaide DEAL!?

ek and xiang are bored to death. i'm like damn lazy the last few days. the rest am not too sure, probs still the same la. agu sleeping, jeff pissing in the ocean, sam playing basketball, and justin eating at tai thong. as for sticky, i havent heard from him at all! probs in adelaide now la :P hehe.

Our Last Game

even after ah mai's departure. we still managed to play one last game. against joseph and friends. they were good and yes our passes didn't work. received an sms few minutes back from cicak. and it was really touching.

since my phone cant forward msg's i decided to do it on the blog. as jinn and kev depart in the coming two days. It'll only be left with sam, jeff, ek, xiang, agu , justin and i. and again on the 25th xiang and ek will be leaving.

i highly doubt we're considered a team even though theres 5 of us left. it'll never be the same without the rest.

i will miss playing with the team, as i've always tried to give my 100% and its been a joy playing with all of you guys.

even though i was rest of the world for the first few years of this team. but it's been an honour, a gift i might add to play for this team.

Hopefully in bout 10 months or maybe middle of this year we will get to play again. thank you so much kwfc, for buying me from rest of the world :D

-no 6-

As requested

heh.

1997-2007











PLUS gym + apples + tomatoes + protein shakes + RELIABILITY(hehe insiders joke) MINUS ms read choc cake MINUS 2 plates of wantan mee for lunch MINUS nasi lemak tambah nasi


2008-till my lungs and liver fails me :D


Don't say I'm not sporting :)

Gong Xi Fa Chai

hello fellow ke wei's and kwfc followers. It's the year of the OX and everybody at ke wei would like to wish everyone a Happy Chouinese New Year, yeah thats right, especially to all you pig eating, ang pow collecting people out there.

I have a friend. His name is SAM. He will be undertaking his exams the next few weeks, and so i haven't seen him lately. He is my fellow boxer room partner. And we just love making fun of him.
MI-6 should seriously hire him, for their tactical espionage. Master of disguise , and hiding things. Literally the Houdini come Daniel Craig ( he does have a waffle for a midsection) . Unfortunatley this afternoon, at Ke Wei Headquaters, our spy satelites have picked up a signal. An array of mistakes that have led to Sam's Exposure.

At 0600 after the the united game. Sticky-seat II picked this transporder at N83, E119, W67 and S45.

Target Acquired


Further Enhancement of the image, with the latest technology, it would have been no other than Sam's Mobile. WPA.
it prooves, even the best of snakes in us do get caught. =) and sam i'll pick you up tomorrow, no worries.

KE WEI CROCS!!!!!

CHAMPIONS OF The River! ke wei crocs.

check it out crocs.com.my

reporting live from Ao Nang, Krabi! WOHOOOOOO

Gotta hate those damn CamWhores!

Ya know how we all cant stand camwhores who post tons of the same pictures of themselves acting cute and innocent in their bathrooms, putting it all over the net?

Especially with certain hand gestures around the mouth.


... Ya know whut im talkin about... =)


Yeah..

So yesterday.... while Xiang Sam and I were not doing anything of those mentioned above... =).... we decided that camwhoring will be the stakes for the night's game of Taboo.

So when everyone reached, I managed to Pn. Gan 12 noisy ke weis into their respective Krabi room groups.


We broke up room No Sex 4 Life (Ernest, Sidney and Zhe) so we would have 3 groups.

So it was a battle of wits and nonsence incommon with each other among The Sperm Tank, The Boxer Room and Anal Salute.

It was a war against Kan Cheong-ness, Laughter from stupid answers and Xiang's fart.

The losers would have to camwhore with girly poses and the biggest losers of the night would have to camwhore without their shrits on!





After many stupid answers and chee kick remarks,

My team, Anal Salute featuring Ernest, was of course the dominating winners who deperately need to de bug our comps..




The Boxer Room "eloped" with second place..



Sam does it like a pro...






and the biggest losers of the night who're trying their best to flex and camwhore at the same time was of course The Sperm Tank!






I know the last picture's abit blur, but I like how friendly ah mai's armpit hair looks here..


What....... It does look friendly compared to the last time he let us mess with him armpit.. =)


Click!


Kudos to me if these pictures actually help yall with the ladies..



Now Kwfc blog readers... go tell your friends.. =)

KFC thats where i want to be

i know most of you guys (sam, xiang, jinn ,mai) go pushmore for cross training, (ernest , kev and justin) do normal gym stuff.

but heck, colonel just ate KFC :

fuck the diet, eat KFC.

Ke Wei Dance Gig Trailer!

For avid fans who were dissapointed by the change of plans, here's a sneak preview of what's commin at cha!

Dance gig POSTPONED

Hello die hard fans of KWFC, we are terribly sorry to inform you that our very first Ke Wei dance gig has to be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

We apologize for the inconvenience caused. When we are ready to rock the world, the details about our dance gig will be posted up in this blog SHORTLY.

Please do come back and check. We are just as disappointed as you are. : (

Thank you all for your support, we truly appreciate it.

Peace out.

-Joe Cole-

Come One Come All to KWFC's first dance gig !

To avid readers of the kwfc.blogspot.com,







We, as the losers of the first ke wei lympics, cordially invite you to come spectate our FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE AT 1UTAMA SATURDAY JANUARY THE 3RD !!







In case you have no idea what the shell i'm talking about, this is a recap of events leading to our dance....







KE WEI-LYMPICS 1



Stakes: losing team has to do a dance in a crowded area e.g shopping mall



Losing Team Members: 1. Ah Mai aka hippie aka Ringo aka Gonna Get His Haircut in Krabi



2. Justin Mah aka Joe Cole aka I Don't Wear Torn Pants



3. Jeffrey Goh aka Jifai aka Mr Reliable aka Jacob aka Moses aka Mr



Not Useless aka Mr Apollo aka Me Iz Zeeeee Morepersonnnnnn aka



I Am Not Shit aka Don Heff



4. Ernest aka Lenny aka Lucy aka Jude



5. Kevin Tan aka WGT4333 aka KevinTan3000 aka The Guy Who Is



Gonna Cut Ah Mai's Hair in Krabi



Quote of the First Ke Wei Lympics: "Augustine mah at 8 am: mieh lympics ahhhhh ??"







Therefore, if you're interested in watching these superstars do a little dance and get down tonight please come join us at our first ever gig.







One of the songs that we would dance to at the gig would be Britney Spears- Womanizer





so if you wanna see us dance to her song, please do come. For more details, contact team captain, J-Khoo !








So from all of us to you, we hope you make it and if you do make it, have a rocking time with us!!










~I get high with a little help from my friends~

How far we've all come thus far

Waddup reliable and non-reliable people...

just wanting to show yall how far we've all come thus far not just as a football team but most importantly as friends...

Jakes -2003-

started in a small park in Athinahapan when we were still lil boys that hated girls and how bicycles are our mode of transport...

and how we used to challenge ourselves to kick the ball and see if we could reach the little swing frame that looks like a goal...of cos back then when i was younger...i was the only 1 that could do that...haha

then as we gradually grew more physically...we shifted our football venue to Balai (a field next to the police station) and to the deserts of Kajai (a slightly more proper field) where we have most of our matches in... (a round of applause for our Captain Khoo for all his efforts of tirelessly making phone calls to gather everyone as well as organizing most of them..cheers to you mate)

and now as we've all grown up to be big boys/MAN... (although some of us not really in terms of physical stature...have to accept the fact that all is taller than me except for KEVIN! hahaha..) but we've seen one another growing up in stature, wisdom, and hopefully reliability in the days to come...ahah..

so yeaa...from football/futsal matches...to the hilarious moments each one of us have that would stay in our memories forever...and the 'egg-smell' farts from few of the gas-tankers that we've to tolerate...to the angry mum that would scold you for treating her son as 'santa clause' and forcing you to tell her your exam grades...to the bottomless pit of endless teasing of one another...and the crazy games and dares we so much enjoyed...as well as how we give a hand and mouth of support and comfort when one get caught by 'you-know-who' for doing 'you-know-what' and when relationships takes its toll because of the upcoming exam that is too much to handle...*wink*

ahhhh...and the list goes on and on... but thus far....this is how we've been for and to one another....

therefore even as we've our ups and downs, agree and disagreements amongst one another...i believe thru it all...we've come out stronger and better as a person and as a team and as friends...in which i would take this opportunity to ask for all your forgiveness for ever offending yall in anytime which i dint realize...and also i would like yall to know that i forgive each and everyone of you... =)

so *tingtingting* a toast to the KeWeis...(sry i forgot to make this toast in the dinner)

"May we all continue to grow to be the man that we ought to be in humbleness, compassion and love...and that more of what we've experienced with one another to come...and also that our friendship and bond will continue to grow eventhough we may be hundreds of miles away at times...for the things that we do together may seems just for a moment but the memories we have from it all will last for a life time...may we have many many more great times ahead...and may God Bless us all...cheers.."

-Mr.Reliable-

i will thus end here for now...wont wanna continue to bore all of you...and with my ending...i will leave yall with this...for a picture paints another thousand words...

Jakes -2008-

P/s. sry the image quality aint that good. =)

Rooms For Krabi

hello ladies. this is occupant no2 of the boxer room. please be informed that it consists of me HM, Shaun, and China-sam. yes we are that sexy :)

Others are:

Room NO.2 : The Sperm Tank ( Frosty Nips, Joe Cole and Mr.Thailand)

Room NO.3 : NO SEX 4 Life ( Mr.Reliable, Lizard, SID-Neiiiyhhhh)

Room NO.4: Anal Salute ( lard, kustin jhoo, agu-ger)

Ke Wei Crocs!

So this is our vid for the Crocs video competition.

Let me know if you like it!

Cheers!


P.S. No immigrants were hurt in the making of this video

Gotta Love lowyat...

Lol...

Just something random i saw in lowyet.net..

RM300 is good money wieh..

Just hope the Wei Chuan doesn't look like Ah Mai's backside..

testing

test some test

Kena TRAP!

So after winning a 100 bucks from our maggi video, we were invited for an all expense paid drive down to Penang to make a video about a journey to Penang.

So Kena Trap, which consists of Ah Mai, Johnson, Fendi and I took a road trip up north in a very uncomfortable Hilux..

The trip was a blast.. couldn't stop laughing and eating..

So yeah.. watch the vid and lemmie know whut ya think..

Yall can log on to drive4food.com ta check out other vids and tell us how much better we are... lol.. im kidding..

Search "ramli burger song" in youtube... a group came up with a preteee catchy song which got all of us singin'...

P.S. Credits to Jote who told me bout the competition.. if I win anything, dinner's on me..

Cheers maties!

MMmmmm... Rims..

Yeah..

So AhMai lost again..


Check out his tongue at the end of the vid..



*No illiterates were harmed in the making of this video*

The Chasers - Trojan Horse

i just love em...

Stupid Americans Exposed By My Favourite Bunch Of Comedians.... The Chasers!

Stoopid Americans... Even Ah Mai can answer better... ... I think.

FishFood Baybeh!

THIS.... Ladies And Gentlement...



Is Fish Food...


Now Kevin, being a regular member of the loser's club of gin.. Had to eat it up... without drinking water for 15 minutes...


Yummm....






So...

Here are the pics in chronological order..


This is Kevin, bracing himself and counting the pallets..






Smiles before the feast!





According to Ernest... Fish Food's actually fish guts... So i guess its healthy..






He makes it looks so tasty!











Too many fish, spoil the soup.... i mean.. pallet..
....The Gross-ness starts to kick in...



Sam, Tsong and Jon... Spectators of the night...




VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT~~



Yeah..
Kevin Went home and vomited after 15mins..

Better than greeen sheeeet right?


Moral Of The Story : Recycle Your Fish Guts...