Manutd Vs Arseanl FA cup Semi Finals

WARNING: Following Post Might Gross You Out and is Based on a true event.

well i have a good memory of that game i was in a mamak with wei jinn and lets just call this other friend ah loong. Me ah loong and jinn were at the mamak watching the fa cup semi finals back when i was in form 3. we were laughing and all at Jasema when suddenly ah loong was having tummy aches. and wei-jinn you know his farting skills all, adviced ah loong "just try and fart it off" and so he did!

we were laughing and shit and stuff when suddenly ah loong turned to wei-jinn with the most palest face! den jinn laughing his ass off already " you shit in your pants ar?" and we were all laughing and shit but ah loong was still like "ya man". ohhh mehh gehhh so he ran off to the toilet and he finished "his buisness". he came out to us and he was like "my underwear all kena!!!" WAHHAHHAA. this was utterly weird because there was this dude next to us having his teh tarik and roti canai when he was looking at us like allot la. and on top of that ah loong was like showing his finger nails which was stuffed with shit! that grosssed me out like shitt literally!

so embarassed me and jinn packed up and we headed to penang mari down the road, and ah loong quickly went for another round of cake making. he came out saying he threw his underwear in the bin at the toilet. jinn was thinking thinking thinkin thinking when he finally got it. he decided WERE GONNA THROW THIS AT SOME ONES HSE!

so daring as we were ah loong took two plastic bags and we went to the toilet and he picked up his shit filled undies and put it in the bag, and i carried it to professor X's hse. our intentions of doing this was because professor x ffk us to watch the match to guesse what play mass mulitplayer role playing game. fucker!!! ditch us!

we finally reached his hse, and jinn with his superb throwing skills threw the underwear into the front yard of the house. =) that would teach professor x to not ffk us the next time :D

hheheh and mind you no identities will be unveilved but this happend to nbe the best story i know to tell :P sorry ah loong.