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Kami ALONG!

Hi Im Donmichael, featured poster not a ke wei heeeheee.
Because of the lack of updates, I bring u the miracle of ALONG through this video I found.

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Our Kiam Siap Plumber

in our team there is this plumber, he is actually very kiam siap wan, first ar i wanted to sell him some GSC pipe, omen series wan. So i say for each meter 10 ringgit, but then ar he very kiam siap so he say he dont want to buy now, he say when stock price drop to 6 RINGGIT because he is a STUDENT plumber. So i say nevermind.

Later today leh, i call him ask him wanna go do other buisness, then our plumber say He buying the GSC pipe some other series wor, some more he say his supplier last time own kopitiam wan, the best in malaysia to sell MAH O PING. so like that lor, first say kiam siap but for girl supplier he can buy.

This plumber i tell you.

Manutd Vs Arseanl FA cup Semi Finals

WARNING: Following Post Might Gross You Out and is Based on a true event.

well i have a good memory of that game i was in a mamak with wei jinn and lets just call this other friend ah loong. Me ah loong and jinn were at the mamak watching the fa cup semi finals back when i was in form 3. we were laughing and all at Jasema when suddenly ah loong was having tummy aches. and wei-jinn you know his farting skills all, adviced ah loong "just try and fart it off" and so he did!

we were laughing and shit and stuff when suddenly ah loong turned to wei-jinn with the most palest face! den jinn laughing his ass off already " you shit in your pants ar?" and we were all laughing and shit but ah loong was still like "ya man". ohhh mehh gehhh so he ran off to the toilet and he finished "his buisness". he came out to us and he was like "my underwear all kena!!!" WAHHAHHAA. this was utterly weird because there was this dude next to us having his teh tarik and roti canai when he was looking at us like allot la. and on top of that ah loong was like showing his finger nails which was stuffed with shit! that grosssed me out like shitt literally!

so embarassed me and jinn packed up and we headed to penang mari down the road, and ah loong quickly went for another round of cake making. he came out saying he threw his underwear in the bin at the toilet. jinn was thinking thinking thinkin thinking when he finally got it. he decided WERE GONNA THROW THIS AT SOME ONES HSE!

so daring as we were ah loong took two plastic bags and we went to the toilet and he picked up his shit filled undies and put it in the bag, and i carried it to professor X's hse. our intentions of doing this was because professor x ffk us to watch the match to guesse what play mass mulitplayer role playing game. fucker!!! ditch us!

we finally reached his hse, and jinn with his superb throwing skills threw the underwear into the front yard of the house. =) that would teach professor x to not ffk us the next time :D

hheheh and mind you no identities will be unveilved but this happend to nbe the best story i know to tell :P sorry ah loong.

The Showdown

Our indian con-man, Sarveen Kandiah had been urging me to play against his team.. "The Little Monsters" (The Jersy they're wearin is Roen's old team jersys which sez "Monsters FC" so they, the younger genaration of the team, call themselves, "The Little Monsters"...... i think..)
But due to a series of unfortunate events, such as examz and mothers, we were unable to do so.

Yesterday,
Sarveen approached me again, and I thought... why not??
So it's set then..!
It would be a week from now..
Either Friday the 9th, or Saturday the 10th.
At our usual battle groud, Sports Unlimited..

They're a heck of a team..
These monsters aren't as little as they seem..
Here's a list of their squad..

Benny Haw(GK)
Sarveen Kandiah
Gilbert Wong
Jeevan Cian
Mukesh
Kelvin ( Muk's cousin, da dood who used to play for Perak who didn't get selected bcoz his mom dozn't wear a tudung =O) )
Bernard Vincent
Ernest Khaw
Kevan Yong

Yes... Ernest Khaw has the choice to play for either teams, or even sit out of the game.. So lets just hope he doesn't do a sam, and decide to play basketball on that day.. =O)

I hope yall would take his match seriously. It would be a good challenge to see how for we've come. Though on paper, odds are against us, but I'd say, Bring It On..!!
The ball is round, anything can happen..

We roughly know what their capable of, since we play with them quite often, so please get in form and start kickin the ball around before the match. I believe we're lackin in match practise.. So please do what u can to get urself in form. I have exams and all so,.. erm..i'll do my part by trainning my brain, so i won't screw up during play.
.. News Flash..!!
Xiang and Ah Mai have been regulars at the GYM, so expect to see the new and improved Ke weis..! (Xiang did u break any of their equipment??)

Yea.. anywayz.. Just gear yourself up physically and mentally for the game..
and give it our best..! Winning and losing iz part of the game...
Lets just hope we're not the losers lah..
No regretz!

P.S. Think we should call Jeremy (our savior with the water tumbler during out 1st match against Kee Peng's Team) or sumthin?

P.S(2) Dharma is back baybeh! Partay at Ashwin's on Friday night! Everyone's invited!

Regards,
Kwfc Captain,

J.Khoo