Gong Xi Fa Chai

hello fellow ke wei's and kwfc followers. It's the year of the OX and everybody at ke wei would like to wish everyone a Happy Chouinese New Year, yeah thats right, especially to all you pig eating, ang pow collecting people out there.

I have a friend. His name is SAM. He will be undertaking his exams the next few weeks, and so i haven't seen him lately. He is my fellow boxer room partner. And we just love making fun of him.
MI-6 should seriously hire him, for their tactical espionage. Master of disguise , and hiding things. Literally the Houdini come Daniel Craig ( he does have a waffle for a midsection) . Unfortunatley this afternoon, at Ke Wei Headquaters, our spy satelites have picked up a signal. An array of mistakes that have led to Sam's Exposure.

At 0600 after the the united game. Sticky-seat II picked this transporder at N83, E119, W67 and S45.

Target Acquired


Further Enhancement of the image, with the latest technology, it would have been no other than Sam's Mobile. WPA.
it prooves, even the best of snakes in us do get caught. =) and sam i'll pick you up tomorrow, no worries.

KE WEI CROCS!!!!!

CHAMPIONS OF The River! ke wei crocs.

check it out crocs.com.my

reporting live from Ao Nang, Krabi! WOHOOOOOO

Gotta hate those damn CamWhores!

Ya know how we all cant stand camwhores who post tons of the same pictures of themselves acting cute and innocent in their bathrooms, putting it all over the net?

Especially with certain hand gestures around the mouth.


... Ya know whut im talkin about... =)


Yeah..

So yesterday.... while Xiang Sam and I were not doing anything of those mentioned above... =).... we decided that camwhoring will be the stakes for the night's game of Taboo.

So when everyone reached, I managed to Pn. Gan 12 noisy ke weis into their respective Krabi room groups.


We broke up room No Sex 4 Life (Ernest, Sidney and Zhe) so we would have 3 groups.

So it was a battle of wits and nonsence incommon with each other among The Sperm Tank, The Boxer Room and Anal Salute.

It was a war against Kan Cheong-ness, Laughter from stupid answers and Xiang's fart.

The losers would have to camwhore with girly poses and the biggest losers of the night would have to camwhore without their shrits on!





After many stupid answers and chee kick remarks,

My team, Anal Salute featuring Ernest, was of course the dominating winners who deperately need to de bug our comps..




The Boxer Room "eloped" with second place..



Sam does it like a pro...






and the biggest losers of the night who're trying their best to flex and camwhore at the same time was of course The Sperm Tank!






I know the last picture's abit blur, but I like how friendly ah mai's armpit hair looks here..


What....... It does look friendly compared to the last time he let us mess with him armpit.. =)


Click!


Kudos to me if these pictures actually help yall with the ladies..



Now Kwfc blog readers... go tell your friends.. =)

KFC thats where i want to be

i know most of you guys (sam, xiang, jinn ,mai) go pushmore for cross training, (ernest , kev and justin) do normal gym stuff.

but heck, colonel just ate KFC :

fuck the diet, eat KFC.

Ke Wei Dance Gig Trailer!

For avid fans who were dissapointed by the change of plans, here's a sneak preview of what's commin at cha!

Dance gig POSTPONED

Hello die hard fans of KWFC, we are terribly sorry to inform you that our very first Ke Wei dance gig has to be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

We apologize for the inconvenience caused. When we are ready to rock the world, the details about our dance gig will be posted up in this blog SHORTLY.

Please do come back and check. We are just as disappointed as you are. : (

Thank you all for your support, we truly appreciate it.

Peace out.

-Joe Cole-

Come One Come All to KWFC's first dance gig !

To avid readers of the kwfc.blogspot.com,







We, as the losers of the first ke wei lympics, cordially invite you to come spectate our FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE AT 1UTAMA SATURDAY JANUARY THE 3RD !!







In case you have no idea what the shell i'm talking about, this is a recap of events leading to our dance....







KE WEI-LYMPICS 1



Stakes: losing team has to do a dance in a crowded area e.g shopping mall



Losing Team Members: 1. Ah Mai aka hippie aka Ringo aka Gonna Get His Haircut in Krabi



2. Justin Mah aka Joe Cole aka I Don't Wear Torn Pants



3. Jeffrey Goh aka Jifai aka Mr Reliable aka Jacob aka Moses aka Mr



Not Useless aka Mr Apollo aka Me Iz Zeeeee Morepersonnnnnn aka



I Am Not Shit aka Don Heff



4. Ernest aka Lenny aka Lucy aka Jude



5. Kevin Tan aka WGT4333 aka KevinTan3000 aka The Guy Who Is



Gonna Cut Ah Mai's Hair in Krabi



Quote of the First Ke Wei Lympics: "Augustine mah at 8 am: mieh lympics ahhhhh ??"







Therefore, if you're interested in watching these superstars do a little dance and get down tonight please come join us at our first ever gig.







One of the songs that we would dance to at the gig would be Britney Spears- Womanizer





so if you wanna see us dance to her song, please do come. For more details, contact team captain, J-Khoo !








So from all of us to you, we hope you make it and if you do make it, have a rocking time with us!!










~I get high with a little help from my friends~