Since Chinese New Year, the word "Gin" has been resurrected in everyone's minds..
Apparently, in our parents' generation, Gin was a popular game amongst children and teens, along with games such as batu seremban, wau, gasing, jom-kejar-ayam, jom-curi-tengok-perempuan-mandi-di-sungai, and many more..
If some of you are wondering what gin is or thinkin about me while the word "Jinn" rings in your head.. u can go to..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_rummy
So basically, Gin or Gin Rummy is a card game which we've been playing since Chinese New Year lah...
So instead of gambling with money, kuaci seeds, oranges, girl friends or mothers...
We decided to gamble "dares"
And besides, every Chinese New Year, my mom would tell me stories about some uncle's daughter's son gamble until cannot pay... go to ah long and borrow.. den run here.. steal watch and sell, steal handphone and sell, steal betik from people's house and sell... stuff like that lah..
So anyway...
Gin is a game of many rounds and each round, there's only one winner which is the person who finished all his or her cards... and the other losers who still has cards in their hand, has to add up their points. So basically.. the less points the better...
I'm too lazy to go in depth.. about how the points are counted and all..
So if u really wanna know, ask your mom or dad.. They'll probably start with the "During my time..." stories..
So yeah..
We were bumming one day at my 1st home (Ernest's House), and we decided to play gin..
After teaching everyone how to play..
We discussed the stakes of the game..
So obviously, with ah mai there.. all the stoopid ideas came out lah..
"Shave eye Brow"..... "Lick Armpit"... "Smell Armpit" and so on..
After much discussion and bad gas in the air, we decided.. that the person who reaches 888 points.. would have to shave their armpit..
However, we didn't wanna use Ernest's mom's shaver..
So all we had was Duct Tape..
The councilmen decided that we'll DUCT TAPE one side of the loser's armpit hair till it's bald~!!!So Ladies And Gents..Game on..
After much Kan Cheong-ness and smart game play, the frequent loser of any game we play, yes the illiterate, lost!! Wohooo!OFF WITH THE ARMPIT HAIR!!
The score at the end of the afternoon..
If yall can't read the names or don't know who's who.. Here's a breif summary..
Shoulder : Ernest Khaw ( Coz he doz a funny shoulder thing when he dances)
Sex Toy : Kevin Tan (Coz he's one)
Birdy : Me, Justin Khoo (Due to my admiration of birds... as in Real Birds)
Zhe: Jeffrey Goh ( Cause on his face is the map of the world...)
Ugly Gu Gu Jiao: Ah Mai ( Need I say more? )
Ohhh... The agonyyyy~~
Before Picture..
And this is when the magic happened..
So yeah..
As you saw, it was really hard to Duct Tape his armpit due to various factors like sweat, excessive hair, bad feng shui, and so on...
Therefore,
the councilmen came up with another game plan..
We folded the duct tape on the hair as described the image below, and YANKED HIS ARMPIT HAIR LIKE THERE"S NO TOMORROW!!!
Yes, I know I can't draw... but i'll give myself a pat on the back for capturing the essence of the hair..
So yeah..
After much plowing, hair was all over the place, and Ah Mai's armpit was starting to get red..
Lol.. Quite the funny lorh..
We left a few strands coz his armpit looked lonely..
This, my friends, is the after picture
Clean eh?
We were like proud fathers..
Cheers Mate!
Nice nipples. =oD
Stay tuned for the next episode of Gin!
