evolution part II

yeah...tats agu...augustine mah yung shen....cool huh...

evolution

ok...
we live in a crazy world...
stupid things beyond our belief happens everyday...
or else ripleys will go out of business...
anyway...


we've seen....

a cat using a typewriter...

a 3 year old kid reaching the last level of Metalgear Solid......

gorillas playing checkers.....

weijinn checking girls out...[ok this is too absurd]

but have u seen anything close to THIS??

Bruise Lee

Last Saturday fellow Ke Wei member, Sam, and I met up with our high school recess prayer buddies..

Was great to catch up with everyone.... seeing how everyone was doing. Different path roads chosen but still striving for the same mission ahead
...To Know Him and To Make Him Known..(Acts 20:20)

Was a great meet up..
Learned from each other's testimonies, mistakes and experiances.. Encouraged each other spiritually, physically and humorously!!



My bad....
Was trying out my Kawaii pose...
LOlz..

Anywayz...
Denise said there wuz a Carnival goin on at her Church..
Soo CHeez DUMC shuffle, The COw, COopers and I headed there for lunch!

Reached DUMC about 1330, found parking and Sam squeesed his kelisa in..
Was a great atmosphere, Kids, running around, playing around with their friends, Moms having an eye in their kids while exchanging recipes and talking bout the latest episode of Desprate House Wives, Dads talking bout the stock market and arguing about why Man Utd's better than Chelsea.. Teens, hanging out and gossiping bout the cute guy who just passed by.. Sam, looking for the food section and lookin for friends who have left overs on their plate... Lol..

After eating and chillin for a bit, we decided to check out the games that wuz around.. We had to get a card from the main counter to collect as many stamps and points we can to win a prize. We weren't really bothered about winning, just wanted to play the games..

There were really interesting games in various booths.. Most of em' were games we used to play when we were young..
There wuz stuff like Gasing!!! Marbles..BOttle Caps.. Coconut Bowling and so on..

SO fer one day.. we transformed into kids again~!

We stoppped by the "Batu Seremban" booth, sat on the mat and I started with all the skills that used to own the girls at primary school..

Sam was quite good too..just that he couldn't "timbang" the batu in the last stage..
Denise was a disgrace.. being a gurl.. she was not really good.. I got 300 points in that booth!

We also stopped by the plasticine booth..
Gosh, i can still remember playng with plasticine in kindergarden... use to roll it up and make snakes till i had an army~! Or roll it up into a ball and throw at Yohan, the guy who sat next to me.. And we'd go home with sticky hands with the plasticine smell..

Aaahhhh.. Good times...

So yea..
The booth had the Malaysian theme...
We had to spin the wheel to see what trademark or historical building from Malaysia we get, and build something that is relevant to it.

I got the Bullock Cart, Sam and Cheez got The Crocodile Farm and Denise went to the toilet..

So yea..
My Bull looked like this..

It actually looks more like a Pig...
lol..

And my Bullock Cart looked like this...
TADAA~!


Sam.. being the Pemburu Buaya..


Other works of art~!
Lolz.. Try Spotting Kota A-Famosa...


Cheez took almost an hour making his Crocodile...
We were feeling quite hot.. So we left him there..
So no pics of "Crikey" Cheez's Croc..

Cheez had to go home...
SO we said our goodbyes and headed to the "Bungee-Rope-Pulling-You-Back-While-You-Run-Thingy"

Incase some of yall huvn't seen this thinga-ma-jig...
The objective of the game is to run as far as possible and place the bean bag on the side while a bungee rope pulls you from behind

So Sam and I suited ourselves up and got
ready to out "put-the-beanbag-further-than-you" each other..

Our tension face before it started..


Sam and I competing to see who could put the bean bag further..

Don't be fooled by this pic... I won the first round..

After beting him,
Sam was like...
Hmmph.. I'm gonna win the next round...

You could see the determination in his eyes.. He put on his SPM face and was ready to rumble..!

So we got into our positions for the second time as we waited for the countdown..

Girl in Charge: ONE...TWO....THREE!!!!!!

Sam ran first as i was a mili-second behind..

I was about to reach top speed when suddenly heard...
*TIIINNNNNKKKKK*



I looked to my right and saw the bungee cord attached to Sam, FLY BACk..As Sam continued to run with that SPM determination, full speed, on 5th gear without anything holding him back...

With that lightning pace, Sam reached the end of the pathway of the bloated thinga-ma-jig in an instant with nothing but air left to run on..as he fell on the gravel with blurness in his eyes....



Lolz...
I could not stand the sight that was happening right before me as i burst into an explosion of laughter and flew back as the bungee cord pulled me..



I lied there for five solid minutes laughing...


THe both of us in pain..


Although Sam was suffering from his bruises, my pain was more overwhelming than his...
The pain in my stomach from all the laughing laughing that is!!

Aparently, the hook from the cord that was attached to Sam unhooked itself..!
SAm... Sam.. Sam..

Think about it...
At least 400 people used the cord before him, and our dear blur Chinaman Sam had to be the 401st person to have problems with the rope..
We then got into the first aid room to patch up his wounds..

The Doctor of the day... Denise Lah (NO.. her Sur name is really "lah")


I then decided to give Sam's bruise a name...
"BRUISE LEE"..~!
Lee Kes Sam..... Bruce Lee... BRUISE LEE..!!
Get it??
WAhahahHAhaha..~!!

I wonder what Sam was thinking when he was 2 meters away from the end of the pathway, seeing that there was no more land to run on...

Lolz..
Probably thinkin.... YES..!! I beat Jinn~!!

Thanks Sam, for helping build my abs that day from all the laughing..
Cheers~!

i wonder if you know..

You know you are a rempit if

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in…no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
21. Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article

If you can't do big things in big ways.... do big things in small ways..

My accounts teacher, Miss Rahayu is a really interesting lady. She's the type of person that speaks anything and everything on the top of her mind.
And so happens, there is ALOT of things on her mind..
And she has a really high tone to her voice, so she speaks quite funnily..
lolz..
Yall should spend a day in her accounts class..
If yall dun gain abs by the end of class laughing, I'll salute you..

She's a really chillin teacher. She doesn't mind if you come 1 hour late to class and learn fer the remaining 15mins.. and as long as we show up, she'll mark our attendance..

She allows us to bring our breakfast to class.. I-pod, Laptop, etc etc..
Lolz..
People even play dota in class..

Despite all this,
When she teaches.. she really gives a 100%..
and the class gives full attention..
She controls the class very well to ensure we dun't go overboard but still keeps the class chillin and fun~!

She's Chinese mixed Indian, but Married a malay.. so she's muslim..
So there you have it..
The whole of Malaysia in one person...

She kinda married a Jerk..from what she tells us.
He's a lousy husband and a bad father..

Dispite treating her and the children badly,
When they got married, he registered a credit card under her name..
And endded up spending about 30k...
When they got divorced, my accounts teacher was burderned with 30k worth of debts..

She spent several years going in and out of court fighting the relentless battle to be release from the debts and to gain custody of her 3 children. In a nuthsell, you can say she leads a really hard life. She still manages to keep a smile on her face day to day. She's a realy emotional person. She laughs really easily and crys like the Ulu Kelang River. She doesn't just hA-Ha laugh..
She BUahAHAHAHAHAHhahahaHAHaha Omigosh.... HaahhhihihhohohhuhHUhuhuhu.... laughs..

And sometimes, she combines them both!

So anywayz..
She won custody of the children but she lost the credit card case.
So she was blundered with 30k to pay off from her 2.5k a month salary and with 3 children to feed.

A month ago in class.. due to her I-Speak-What's-On-My-Mind-Syndrome, She accidently blurted out that she had a job offer to teach at a school in Saudi Arabia...
With a monthly salary of 5 times more than what she's currently getting..
But it was yet to be confirmed... So if the arrangements and all mess up, she'd continue teaching.. If all is well, she'd send in her resignation letter.

She told us not to let this information fall into the wrong hands,if not she'd fall into alot of trouble. We agreed, but we often made fun that we'll tell if she didn;t give us good grades on our tests or assignments ..etc etc..

Anywayz,
This went on till last Monday...
I came to class, and we start fooling around... as usual..
As Miss Rahayu continued writing notes on the board.
One of da doodz in class then took a letter on her table and started playing with it..
.....Dun ask why..

She then snatched the letter back, and for the 1st time, she yelled at us..
STOP PLAYING THE FOOL..!
THIS IS MY LETTER! IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE THING!
Silence then crept into the cold atmosphere as we stonned with shock at the sight right before our eyes...

She then start crying..

Ms. Rahayu: From tomorrow onwards, I won't be teaching you..

SOme dood: Why Miss Ayu?

Me Rahayu: *With tears rolling down her face, and a stuttering voice*

I have been forced to resign by Taylor's College. Last friday, I was called into the office and was told that the head lecturer of accounts was informed that I was leaving and I was told to explain myself. Now, I'm forced to resign without this month's pay. And now, I don't have enough money to move to Saudi. PLease copy the notes on the board while I go down and deliver this letter of explanation to the office.

Apparently, someone from one her 3 classes asked the head of accounting lecturer if she was going to teach thier class after Miss Ayu leaves..
So, Kantoi la..

Personally I don't blame the culprit for kantoi-ing teacher..
He/She wuz jez worried about who wuz gonna teach us, like any student would.
But I ber-keh poh and went ta find out who did it anyway..
Kinda expected it..

So, she came back to class apologizing for how she acted... and started crying again...
Because we ber-keh poh.. ask her summore stuff..

But was more chillin already...
She was joking and all...
So she was crying and laughing at da same time..
and she was like...
I know i sure cry one today... so I bought one big set of tissues..

She pulled out a humongous set of tissue packers from her bag...
And started telling us story about buying tissue.. and how she got discount from some worker who only knew how to speak thai..

Made the whole class laugh and turned the atmosphere around...
She also said it's hard for her now to move to Saudi, now that these complications has stepped in the way..

So after class we were like sorry sorry and all..
And she was like.. no no. i don't blame any of you..

We soon found out that she had to pay back 3 month's salary to Taylors coz she was suppose to give 3months notice upon resignation and work without pay.. (Taylors Policy). She then explain that she doesnt have enough money to pay Taylors and would pay the money in a time span of a year. Taylors admin then threaten to sue her.
So she was really lost..

Few of us felt really really bad about whut happened and decided to talk about whut we could do fer her...

We thought of raising funds by organising sumthin..
But she was suppose to leave on Friday..

So we concluded that the only way was to get people to donate "generously" in order to subsidize her salary that she was suppose to get...

For the next few days, we went round hunting her ex-students and her current students telling them her bleak situation..

One of her studens from period 5 who's close to her donated a hundred ringgit..!
And she not the kind of person who is really rich that uses money as toilet paper kinda person..
So yea..
many ppl gave from their hearts..

So on Thurs..
We rallied up all the money we could get and it totaled about 1.5k.
Not exactly enough to subsidize but yea.. It was the best we could do in 2 and half days..

So at the end of her class at period 3, Bobby tossed me a bulky envelope..
"Nah.. u give to her.."

So I went up to the front of class, got everyone's attention..
And started to make one of my emo speeches...
Gave her the card first..
Then I mentioned about how sometimes in our perils, we wished that some how, some way, somebody could help us find a way out, maybe an angel or sumthing..
Today, we wanna be that angel, to make that fairytale come true..
So we collected some money from the bottom of our hearts...
Then suddenly!!

She burst into tears..
Noohhh..... I cannot...

Then I mentioned how it was partly our fault by conjuring about her moving in our jokes..

Then she was like.. "No.. I don't blame you.. I never did... I blame myself.. Sometimes I say too much.. coz i dun treat yall like students, I treat yall like brothers and sisters..

I then interrupted her "That's why you deserve this more than any other teacher..... you treat us like brothers and sister.. not like students..."

I found myself with a ball of uncomfort in my chest.. Feeling as if I was about to cry..

But nOhh.. Tahan... must be manly and macho..!

I looked around the class.. and found everyone tearng...
Even the guys..!
Either it was a touching moment or the guys tryng to act sensitive to the girls..

Anywayz..
She got up..
Gave me a hug and everyone made a line waiting to hug her and offer our last words before she left..



She then stopped half way and was like..
"Wait...!!! Must change tissue..."
She opened another tissue packet and continued with the "ceremony"
lolz..

She was like "Thank you so much.. Only God can repay you.. etc etc"

Period ended with photo sessions after everyone wiped their tears off...

P.s. Ken teared too..! I tahan Macho =O)

WHole class with Miss Ayu


The guys with our beloved accounts teacher..


We forgot teacher in this pic,,


As Miss Ayu would say.. "You Gheys...!!" lolz check out da dood in white..!


Bernie and Cassie~!


Look at Ken posing..




Lolz..
There were a few sales promoters in front of col giving free *ahem* Carefree panty liner..
Stoopid Eugene took a few boxes for his daily use..
And used one box to stick on ppl..


He also stuck one on Ken without us noticing..
We went fer lunch...
Came back to col and went fer psycho class..

We were playing some games in class designed by different groups to help us study for the test..
In one of the games, Ken had to go to da front of class...
When he turned around...

=D