K.W.F.C. ..More Than Just A Football Team.

Home is...

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where the heart is...

back when hairstyles didn't matter, when t-shirts were less branded and when handshakes and embraces were genuine...

back when life was a little bit more simple and real..

I miss you bunch of jolly fcks!

When life gives you lemons,

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you make lemonade.

courtesy of Team Hytone Melbourne

with just a little help from KWFC...

~happiness is a warm gun~

Welcome Back Jinn and Mai

2010-03-22T03:00:00.002+08:00

KWFC is glad to announce to return of Justin Khoo and Mai Yuen Joon! OMFG! AMAZING!

Well to update the rest of you ke wei's, in short , WE:

1. Beat Nigel/Kenny's Team that day (our first game back together)
2. Jinn Me and Mah played field football (KEV DIDNT COME CAUSE HE WAS SICK like one dewg)
3. Joining a futsal league, and our team name is "LIKE ONE DEWG" FC
4. Watched United smash Liverpool at our next HQ (Fazil's House) tehehe
5. Catched up a whole lot.

All in all its really been awesome for me with Xiang and Ernest's presence in Dec,Jan and Feb really made my holidays. And now the return of Jinn and Mai.

What does April hold for us?

Missing the rest of you. Malaysia awaits your return!

BTW Ernest, did your parents just buy a new LCD, i passed by your house and there was this huge LCD box.

KWFC-KL OUT!

Hippopotamus!

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Hippo fun facts

1. Hippos are responsible for more deaths, in Africa, than any other wild animal.

2. Hippos measure about 5 feet tall and about 12 feet long, with a mouth that measures two feet across. With this much weight you'd think a hippo would be slow but they can easily outrun humans.

3. Males are sexually mature at 6-13 years old, females at 7-15 years. If a new male takes the group, chasing away the former dominant male, he will kill all the young of the group, so that the females turn into heat and mate with him.

4. The main enemies of the hippo are crocodiles, lions and hyenas. A hippo will usually give a warning of either yawning, lunging, or dung-showering. The hippo will often turn backside to an enemy and let dung fly. This is done to show confrontation or even superiority.

Yeap. We've made it.

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Inspirations.

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Broadway- Kingdoms

2009-10-31T17:50:00.004+08:00

For those of you who still have been keeping up with the post hardcore rock scene, there have been a few good albums released this year. Dance Gavin Dance - Happiness was a big improvement from their previous album. Thursday- Common Existence was really goood. Saosin's new album is honestly pretty shit. (Seriously they're getting worse and worse). Taking Back Sunday's new album's pretty mediocre etc.

But the album that has to be probably the best album on 2009 in the post hardcore scene has to be BROADWAY-KINGDOMS. These guys are as technical as Dance Gavin Dance, as melodic with catchy guitar riffs like emarosa and have brilliant break down of songs like Chiodos. I'm no music critique but Broadway was the sound that the scene really needed. They are really fucking amazing.

If you feel you've lost your feel for rock lately, give these guys a listen. They're pretty unbelievably brilliant. Check out their video (Broadway- The same thing we do everynight, pinky)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsa41Q9c9Q&feature=PlayList&p=7A8BAF6C5C411119&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=54

Go, go, go!!

Welcome Abroad

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KWFC meet up in September?

2009-08-26T12:39:00.002+08:00

To the Adelaide boys,

I have a plan for us in September !! I'll most probably be flying down to Adelaide somewhere in late September. After hanging around Adelaide for maybe 3-4 days, i'm planning to rent a car and drive all four of you boys to Melbourne maybe for the weekend. In the time we're in Melbourne, we can probably go to 7s ( i know ah mai and sam will love to go) or we can plan a maybe 3 day 2 night trip just outside of Melbourne. Mornington again maybe ? I'm open to suggestions but for now that's the plan. So all i'm asking is to leave one weekend free so that all the Ke Weis who are overseas can meet up and spend time together, which includes you Kev. =D

So KWFC roadtrip/ partying/ chill out time together in Sept ? On? Let me know. Until then, stay healthy and stop freaking buying scooters !!!

Kwfc Unveils Winter Capture

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NO PORK!! NO PORK!! i said NO PORK!!

2009-08-02T23:01:00.006+08:00

g'dayyy mate,

waddup fellow kwfc and readers...greetings from adelaide! hope yall are doing fine and healthy. especially those Melbourne ppl (you should know why i would say that)

anyways regarding my blog post title, its a little dilemma that i'm currently going through now.

before i go into what the dilemma is, just a little background story for your info. i got a place to stay. its just right at the back of my Uni and its a nice place to stay in. its a 2 rooms apartment. and my other house mate is a M.A.L.A.Y dude (something to take note at) from Malaysia and also a taman tun kiaa. he stays in Kajai. and he is those kinda 'modern' malay as he drinks alcohol and all. but the only thing is that he doesnt eat Pork. which is fine with me cos obviously i know and respect their views on eating pork.

so we went groceries shopping 3 days back. while getting the stuffs, i was looking at luncheon meat. so i asked him la if it was ok for me to cook pork at home. and he replied "sure NO PROBLEM just as long as i use different frying pan and utensils and plate." so okla cool as he has no problem with it, i bought quite a few tins of luncheon meat and pork stew. haha. and oh btw, i also have to store those tins in a separate drawer from the other foods. haha.

ok...so here comes the dilemma. yesterday afternoon he smsed me saying this.

"Dude. there's something i wanna tell u. not to make u to feel offended or anything but i dont think i'll be comfortable if u cook pork in the hse. i experienced it at my fren's place last niite when she was cooking pork at home. and i got really dizzy with the smell. plus i hope u can respect me as a muslim cos something regarding to it is a biggest sin. i know u already bought the stocks but for that 1 maybe u can bring it to your fren;s hse and cook it. sorry man"

so yeaa...just managed to talk to him bout it regarding this matter. i said that i respect his decision and views on the whole pork thing and i will definitely not cook pork in front of him. then i asked him whether it was ok if i cook it when he isnt home. he was quite hesitant and reluctant to say that he's ok with it cos he really wasnt comfortable with the whole cooking pork at home issue. and he also said that it was his first time smelling pork back in his frens place that night and he dint know he would have such big reaction to it like getting dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzz and all. hahaha. but then i said that i am also paying for rent and i have the right to cook it just as long as he's not around and also i will air and ventilate it out la. then after that he was like okkkkkkkkkkkkkk with it 'for now'. ahah

so just for fun, what would you say to some1 like that if you were me. i really would like to hear your responses and advise as well. thanks

take care and God Bless

-jeffrey goh-

2 KWFC Members Have Just Left!!

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This year KWFC has really parted ways. With Jinn and Mai already leaving early on this year. Well, the remainder of us did meet up, for futsal, for dinner and lunch. so first of all, I would wanna say "WE PROOFED YOU WRONG JINN!". Of course it'll never be the same, cause 4 of you guys have already left, but we did have our fair share of fun, and we got to know each other a little better. The bunch of us left weren't really close excluding me and Justin. But Its safe to say I've grown a little closer to Shaun, Jeff and Sam. I would especially say I've grown very close to Shaun and Sam, all our study sessions really worked and paid off!! All of us did pretty well and on top of that I had a good time studying out with you two. As for Jeff thanks for coming to most of the futsal sessions that I've invited you for. Sorry we couldn't go to Tenji as you wanted to so badly , but you la had to make one more trip !!

All in all, highly doubt you're gonna see me agu, stick and ah mah out. hahaha. Its quite true. But none the less, me and ah mah will try keep the kwfc spirit on the court at the very least.

All the best to SAM and JEFF. Have a good time there, and I'll most likely see you guys next July when I come down for another trip, and I hope to see the rest of you this coming December.

The Return of Gin.

2009-07-14T22:14:00.001+08:00

Yes. Gin is back.

Update from Melbourne !

2009-07-14T21:38:00.010+08:00

This is a long overdue post. I'm sorry but this is a rough update that the Adelaide boys (Jinn and Mai) have arrived safely in Melbourne and the KWFC branch of Melbourne have welcomed them with the openest of arms.

They've been here for the best part of 3 weeks and we've enjoyed their company so much. It's like family away from family if you know what i mean. =D The following are a few pictures of us spending our first winter together in a foreign country. Jinn will give the long update if he manages to get Chelsea to win the Premiership and if LAVESSI !!!! signs for Man Utd.

Check out our number 1's body. Saucccyyyyyyyy

KWFC's favourite gf and now one of our closest friends. KHU VIN VIN !

That's all for now because the point isn't there. There's just noooooooooooo point =)

Video 4

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3rd Video Part 1

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I have a small clip i dont think its even a clip! cause it was so fast. but yeah ill upload it later. but i've found a way to do it already so ill upload it when i complete it .

Peggy Lost Her Wings

2009-06-15T14:03:00.004+08:00

This is just a brief summary of what happened to my beloved scooter.

Extracted from uniwhites.com

Post subject: I FOUND IT!!

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:34 pm

Okay.. for those who didn't know. I lost my faithful steed on Saturday.

I woke up nice and early on Saturday morning. Ate a good breakfast, took an even better dump, put on my uniwhite gear, imagined myself scoring a goal, did my celebration dance, took my helmet and went outside only to find my scooter......... gone.

Was pretty devastated. I was not sure if I could and should ring 000 cos I didn't want the police to go all s.w.a.t. team on me for a scooter, although that would have been great, so I went off.

I was gonna make a police report but I decided to go to for the Unley game 1st. (Im sure most of yall would have done the same) So I took the damn bus which was overcrowded and realised that I only had a 50. The bus driver gave me a long stare before telling me he didn't have change and gave me 24 two dollar coins. I was pretty bummed at that time and thought I could take my coins a try my luck at pokies and WIN ANOTHER SCOOTER!

Snapped back to reality and went to the changing room and told the guys about what happened. Wez was like, "..yeah, I heard the Unley guys talking and overheard that one of them stole a scooter last night. You gotta get your revenge on the field!"

And I was like.. Unley Bastards!

So I geared up and got ready to take on the guys who stole my scooter. Unfortunately, Unley got away with my scooter and the game.

Nathan took me to the Hindley police station before making sure Dan Greatz hobbled off all right to his parents car. (He took a knock in the A's)

After Nathan dropped me off, I walked around the neighbourhood to check if any of my neighbours conveniently got a new scooter. I was praying really hard and had a sudden prompting to walk down Harvey St, a street couple of blocks away from my place.

And when I got there, waddaya know.... IT'S MY SCOOTER! I tried starting it but it wouldn't until I realised the front was pried open and wires were everywhere. I tried wiring it back but it was too dark to see anything. It was about 7 at that time. So I came to a conclusion that the guy ran away with my scooter, pried open the front, tried to hot wire it but couldn't see anything and realised he had damage the scooter already and couldn't sell it.

Stupid Unley Bastard!

The police came over and was all CSI like, dusting for finger prints and stuff. Before the cop the left, he pulled a John Connor face and gave me the "we'll call you" pat on the back before leaving the crime scene.

So yeah, my scooter can't start, the front is all ripped, I have to pay for repairs and I have to take public transport.

Man I hate Unley!

Video 2 Day 2

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First Video.

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yes i'm that bored!!!

Day 1: Shocking Discovery

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Dear all, this will be my recording of my room followed by updates on my condition. currently 38.2 degree Celsius (means i have a fever). Finally got my hard disk and laptop over so i can watch nonsense on it. my fb isnt working well on it so im using my phone to surf around. means icant play jack shit games like geo challenge or restaurant city.

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsgeneral.php?id=417824

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/6/13/nation/20090613141404&sec=nation

so i shit you know when i actually tell you i have the virus.

but fret not, by wednesday the antiviral treatment would have worked its miracles and ill be home free and i wont be able to infect you.

end of 2nd bored post.

p.s. all prayers should go out to xiang and ernest whom have started the antiviral treatment and have shwon the symptoms, wish them a speedy recovery.

im stuck in a room with nothing to do...

2009-06-13T11:15:00.000+08:00

Some of you might have heard already though. but i've been diagnosed with h1n1 , hence i have to be quarantined in a room for about 6 days.... Omfg right!!
But yeah, ill be updating alot more. Cause i'm bored out of my mind.

An Interview With Our Number 17

2009-06-10T12:17:00.003+08:00

Okay! So this was an assignment I had to shoot for my Docomentary class so that we might know Ah Mai just a little better.

I sound kinda wierd on the voiceover. Was in a large empty room. Made the sound very echo-y.

But, yeah.. enjoy! I know i did. =)

P.S. Do click on the video to watch it in full resolution cause blogger kinda cuts the frame into a square box

Comrades.. Suit Up. Mr. Tank is awake!

2009-06-04T00:50:00.003+08:00

How cool is it choppin zombies!

I call dips on the chainsaw.

My Uni Assignment!

2009-06-02T02:35:00.002+08:00

Hey guys!

How's it goin? Sorry for the lack of updates. My house still does not have internet. Some cable problem. Getting really annoying. Bloggin live from Ah Mai's couch. It's a good couch. Probabbly filled with shit particles from his fart, but I'll live.

It's getting colder here but I've started to gain an immunity as I'm used to riding my scooter in the chilly, spiky air. Eating alot lately as the temperature decreases. Soon I'll take Xiang's place as the obstacle in front of the goalmouth and WEEEYYY kao all of you.

Anyway, this is a video my group made for an assignment. Its for Experimental Production class. Where we experiment with video styles and different avant-garde concepts of film. Pretty wierd films we see in class. Like a guy sleeping, or a video just about a building and nothing else. Yeah stuff like that.

But well, this video holds a metaphor about our souls needing to escape the desires and needs of the body to a place of silence and peacefulness.

So yeah, hope ya like it and leave a msg!

Cheers!

CHINAMAN SAMMMM!!

2009-05-24T01:10:00.004+08:00

A BIG shout out to our Chinaman SAM for turning 21!

I on behalf of KWFC, wishes you a blessed birthday and pray that you will continue to walk in the way that the Lord has given to you. And that you be the salt and light of the earth making an impact all for the glory of His name. All the best in Australia and in your future undertakings. God Bless!

-Mr.Goh-

Some progress pics for you, fuck u all for tagging old pics!

2009-05-05T09:48:00.003+08:00

After 2 months of lifting. Critics and advice much appreciated.

S. Australia to waive tuition fees

2009-04-21T21:19:00.001+08:00

More than 25,000 children of foreigners will benefit from new policy

KUCHING: Deputy Premier of South Australia Kevin Foley announced last Friday that education tuition fees involving the children of foreigners staying in South Australia will be waived.

“More than 25,000 will benefit from this policy,” Foley said through a press statement issued in Kuala Lumpur yesterday.

According to him, South Australia was home to over 25,000 foreign students last year, a figure seen as a reflection of its growing popularity as a great place for education investment.

The statement said Adelaide offers world-class education at all schooling levels and it is home to six universities, namely the University of Adelaide, University of South Australia, Flinders University, Carnegie Mellon (US), Cranfield (UK) and Ballarat (Victoria).

It said waiving education tuition fees would make for better investment climate.

“South Australia is a great place for investment. As we all are aware, the economic meltdown is slowing things down. But in every adversity comes an opportunity,” Foley was quoted as saying at a dinner reception hosted by the South Australian government in Kuala Lumpur last Friday.

The April 17 dinner was graced by Deputy Chief Minister Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu.

Foley also called upon Malaysian business community to get in touch with South Australia for more business opportunities, saying the state “is riding the crest of an economic wave”.

“About AS$45 billion worth of major projects, either underway or proposed, are creating development, investment and employment opportunities,” he said.

He said South Australia’s capital, Adelaide, is rated as the continent’s most cost-competitive city for business by KPMG Competitive Alternatives Report 2008.

More significantly, he said, South Australia has the demands of commerce and industry and people living a great lifestyle or a high standard of living.

Adelaide is rated the world’s third-best destination for business travel and the best in Australia, and one of the world’s top seven most liveable cities, he said.

“South Australia is synonymous with its rugged outback, unspoilt coastline and the beautiful city of Adelaide. Put tourism aside, South Australia blends more things than thought,” he said.

“From seafood to wine, cricket, mining, manufacturing and education, South Australia has earned its good reputation as one of the choicest destinations for both the business community and tourists,

“And for wine lovers, South Australia is the centre of the Australian wine industry, producing half of the nation’s wine and 57 per cent of national wine exports,” he said.

It's Been A While

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well i must say it has been an awfully long time since more than 2 ke wei's have seen each other. thanks to mr.goh for his brilliant efforts , 4 ke wei's that includes Myself, Sam, Shaun and Mr.Goh made the trip down to taman sea for one of the best pork chop yee mee and loh mee you'll ever have. (courtesy of shaun himself)

it was good catching up with each other. a slight update from everyone, Shaun is busy working and had an amazing business trip to Datai,Langkawi for some auditing, Jeff is busy with his studies but he claims he is pretty bored now a days since everyone has left, Sam is studying for exams and is making waffles at waffle world (heh!) myself would be busy with my studies, exams on the 23rd of April , and a fortnight from that the bigger exam.

Shaun and Jeff wanna start their diet blog something like body spaces on bodybuilding.com . So maybe anyone wanna publish their bodyspaces account and we can all try get a little more lean. especially shaun, he claims working life has made him eat more. 4 servings of noodles or rice during lunch at Restaurant OK.

After dinner we had drinks at pj indo mee and some karat mamak to watch macheda score YET AGAIN to tie up another 3 points for united.

the other ke wei's, were busy , justin went up to GENTING to study for his finals. Agu was tied up at a COD4 final which he won, and sticky was at his easter concert over at SEGI college.

Going out with Sam would mean nothing without this.....

cam whores. btw, shaun is holding up his KPMG id card. Each of us got his business card. First full time working ke wei.

A truly enjoyable night out.

To all those having their Mid Sems good luck (nest and xiang, dunno if mai and jinn have any) , final papers for justin and sam. and projects for heff. Shaun just needs more motivation on his diet. Anyone else having anything important lately? OH YEAH GOOD LUCK SAM FOR THE RUN AT THE CURVE. 10KM

oh and yes, happy resurrection HEH-SUS! its easter! so to all our christian and catholic members and readers, we wish you a happy easter sunday, and may the lord cleanse you of thou sin.

to the non christian and catholic members have a great easter break (only applies to aussie)

LYN is next level...

2009-04-07T22:02:00.002+08:00

honestly a ghost hunting society?!?!?!

http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/939061/+1820

and again, MACHEDAAAAAAAA

A Tribute to an Adversary, a Friend and a Brother

2009-04-06T12:34:00.003+08:00

One year has gone since the passing of Andrew Yap. He was a fantastic passer and shooter of the ball, a true warrior on the field and most of all, a warm-hearted jovial friend. I speak on behalf of KWFC, in saying that we truly honour you, Andrew and we will always remember this day. Let us not forget to live our life to the fullest as that is what Andrew would've wanted us to do.

p.s thanks for macheda's goal yesterday. much appreciated. God bless =]

most progressive kewei down under

2009-04-01T11:52:00.004+08:00

well done lah!good job!

Colin's Update

2009-03-27T14:47:00.003+08:00

hey guys, enjoyed your post jinn. the scooter must be damn fun with the awesome weather down there.

I honestly have not much to update on. its pretty much the same here. just that my work load is getting to me.

that is my desk now, pretty much all the time. :(

my first exam is on the 23rd of next month, and next week i'm going to seremband and pd for hospital visit.

and yes, ernest ,xiang kev, (ah mai maybe ). theres this place in solaris mt kiara that sells beer for only 50 sens. yes 50. your initial payment of 22 ringgit for the first bottle, 50 sens for the subsequent bottle. well you definately can get your money's worth.

futsal aside, i have yet to play together with everyone. i've played with sam, i've played with jeff, i've even played with sticky , all on separate occasions. but the mah's ar, too busy i tell you. sorry i dont have gold goal post for you.

2 more months till i see you guys in melbourne !!

Adelaide Update!

2009-03-24T20:25:00.011+08:00

Ladies, Gentlemen and zits.

How're yall doin laa...?

Been a while since I updated yall bout my current status.

Finally found a place to stay. It's in North Adelaide, not too far from the city. Nice peaceful suburb which is close to shops and all. And when I say peaceful, I mean.. soo peaceful that even the dead can rest.

Lol. Ok.. Whut im getting at is actually a graveyard that's right behind my house. Like literally RIGHT BEHIND!

Im in the kitchen now, behind my kitchen is the tv room, behind my tv room is the back yard, and behind my back yard is Phil Carson's tomb. Bless his soul.

Yeah, but it's actually really peaceful la. Not like the cemeteries back home where there's chanting and monks walking around. No offence to any walking chanting monks but it's just not the best thing to see at night la k..

I was the first to move in, so i was in the house alone for the first 4 nights. Was cool having the house to myself, could blast the music up, be as messy as i want, walk around naked, yeah stuff like that.

Was a weeedle bit creepy when it came to the night.

Last friday was friday the 13th, I Looked out and there was a full moon. I was estatic! I put on my dancin shoes and waited for Michael Jackson and his troop of zombies to do the thriller with me. But yeah, they didn't show up..

Anywayz, the other housemates moved in already. Currently staying with 2 Australians and a Sarveen.

So, one day I was waiting for the bus in the city and it was taking forever, it was like a good 45mins till I noticed that the girl beside me has been sitting there since I got there.

So we started talking casually, complaining about the bus and stuff. After awhile I asked her, "where ya heading?" She replied "Oh, um.. North Adelaide", you? And I was like, cool, North Adelaide, Medindie Gardens. She smiled and said "Oh, great, im moving there this weekend."

I asked, "Which Road?"

She was like "Chalbury Road.."

I jumped and was like "I live on that street! Whut house are ya at?"

"44..?"

"I was like... Helloee Housie!!"

Such a coincidence..

That's the story of how I met Heather, my housemate from Sydney.

The other fella's an 18 year old footy player. As in AFL, Australian Rules Football. He's Jonathan. We call him Jono.

Good bloke. He plays for like a Div 1 footy team. He plays golf, surfs, plays tennis, he's into dirt bikes, he's gonna design and build surf boards and sell them soon in the backyard.

We're a happy household. Except that the Sarveen's a lil dirty. Messes the kitchen, doesnt wash his stuff, and peees all over the place!!

So yeah, my other housemates call him MIFS. Mister-Indian-Freak-Show!

Lol. But yeah, He's a nice guy... Just a lil dirty.

So like we were watchin Zoolander and so happen, Zoolander is assigned to kill the Malaysian prime minister. And Jono just bursts out laughing and mimes zoolander.. And since then he goes on and on about "KIlling the Malaysian prime minister.." So im like.... Shut up you convict!

So yeah.. I call him convict and he calls me refugee.

One day I came back from class and they were packing stuff. So I asked "where yall heading?"

Jono : Oh im goin surfing with Heather and some other mates

Heather: Wanne come?

Jono: Er.. I don't think there's space in the car for Justin, but we'd go some other time with him for sure.

Heather: Why don't ya just sit in the booth since you refugees are used to small confined places and stuff!

Racist Australians.

Lol.

Nahh it's all good, we just like racist jokes.

Oh yeah.

I got tired of waiting the for the bus and stuff..

So i'd like yall to meeet....

Peggy!

Yeah, she my new ride. She's secondhand. Got her for $800. Been surfing online and monitoring the classifieds for 3 weeks. She comes with a one year warranty,tools, helemet, manual, gloves and oil!

Bought her from a Korean dood who was rushing to go to Sydney. So he gave me a good price.

She's only 50cc and South Australia law allows me to ride using my driver's license.

She's awesome and I love her!

...Oh and pls dont tell my mum.

Cheers!

Oh yeah, Mai, a few friends and I went for the soundwave festival. Awesome line up of bands. Couldn't resist.

He're some pics.

This is Alice, a girl I met on the bus. We lost her in the mosh. Poor girl, hope she's alive.

.. is so awesome live!

Yeah, we caught underoath, one of Ernest's fav bands. Still dont get their music. Moshing was heaps fun tho.

Forever The Sickest Kids - Great punk band which im starting to like. Good Performers.

Jack's Mannequin did a great show too. But was only for like, 40mins.

Yeah. We caught Lamb of God. They were quite scary at night. Lol.

Football's been great. Ah Mai and I joined a team, Uniwhites. They're a social league team from Adelaide Uni.

Good mix of young and old doods. Ya have young vibrant and aggresive players as wells as experianced players from the The Super League(One division below the A league) and various divisions in the team. They find a right balance between serious football and good fun, so at the moment, im pretty happy with the team. Training is on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Saturday is matchday. We're still going through preseason as the league has not started yet. Been playing friendlies and stuff

Been training with them for about 4 weeks now and i've so far found myself in the A team for the past 3 (it's tHree not tree.) friendly matches. So it's all good. Mai's in the B's at the moment but shud be able to get into the A's once he's settled with his assignments and stuff. No sweat.

Would still prefer to get a few B team games under my belt just to boost confidence and get into form. Still abit blur due to not touching a football since my regular calls to Ganesren every friday night.

So far the coach has put me on the right wing and up front. Still not used to the weather and the more physical style of play here. Get banged and pushed around alot. It's also pretty common to the find your lips crackin and yr throat extremely dry on the pitch.

But yeah, here's to a good season with the Whites! Check them out at uniwhites.com

Thats Mai with Yao Wen, a dood from Pushmore too.

Mai, playing with his hair on the field.

Lovin the breeze.

So yeah.

So far im doing pretty good here in Adelaide. Beautiful city with loadsa festivals and stuff.

Loadsa baskers and performers on the street doing amazing, funny, silly, stupid, weird things.

Yeah I know, what the heck right?

Some doods on the street randomly playing all sorts of percussions which my friend Ian and I decided to join, bangin the bongos we saw.

Some festivals..

Beautiful city.

So how's everyone doin? Peeps up at Melb? Down at the zabaa ally? Dood with Golden Chin Up bar?

Do update! I really wanna know how yall are doin. Even if it's just a few sentences do blog. It'll bring a smile to all our faces =)

Song of the Mo: MGMT : Electric Feel

OMG JINN NEST!

2009-03-16T03:48:00.001+08:00

REMEMEBER WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO DESIGN THE SHIRT AND WE TRIED TO LOOK FOR DANGEROUS GASES!?!!!?!?1

OMFG!!!! I FOUND A GUY SELLING IT

ON LOWYAT!!!!

http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/882814

its a sad day for us united fan , and that includes you ah mai

2009-03-16T00:20:00.001+08:00

what a horrible defeat especially at old trafford. i bet you ah mai's sad as well. hehe its been a while haven't been speaking to the adelaide guys. and so far i've only seem jeff and sam on two seperate occasions. justin mah la too good for futsal already.

anyways, 9 more games. united for the prem!

Adelaide!

2009-02-19T11:46:00.009+08:00

Gday Mates!

Great ta hear yall are doin miserably without me back home..

Ahahaa.. Just kiddin man..

My flight was great..

Slept all the way.

Im still homeless.. But it's all good. Bunking at two different places at the mo. Both in city. Gonna check a place in the suburbs later. Probabbly gonna stay with some locals. Hope they like Malaysian fart. Quite on form these days. Must be all that subway with onions. Weather's good.. Always breezy.. I really like Adelaide.
Think I can get used to this lifestyle.

Everyone here's really nice. Random conversations with strangers are pretty common. Still not used to not J walking. It's like even when there are no cars, people are willing to wait for the traffic light to cross the street. And they'll walk to the end of the road at the pedestrian crossing just to get to the other side. No more waving the Tunku Abdul Rahman Merdeka Hand at cars while crossing.

Oh yeah.. And the water here's abit salty i must say. The currents probably pushed the water from Krabi all the way here. Bloody Ji Fai...

Anyways..

I'll just briefly take yall on a photo tour of Adelaide.

Here's Rundle Street, probbably the busiest street in the town. This is where all the shops are. Pretty common to see ppl basking, doing magic tricks, playing with wierd balls and stuff just to get a couple of dollars.

This is Rundle Street at night. So not used to everything closing at 5. It's day light savings now so.. yeah, everything's just a lil faster.

I've met ppl from everywhere.. America, Germany, Switzerland, Canada.. etc etc.. but I've not met any Australians..

Lol.. Wierd eh?

Anyways.. We hit the beach on Tuesday. Was really cool. Can see myself spending most of my time here. Supposed to go surfing the other day. But there wasn't space for me in the car. So.. Oh Well..

Some Americans and Canadians I met..

Was having a good laugh about our cultural differences.

Mike the guy wearing red in front was asking the Canadians how they say Tomato.

Mike: Hey, Caroline... How do Canadians say Tomarrto?

Caroline: Um.. Don't know about the others, but I say Tomayto.

Mike: How about u Justin? How do u guys in Malaysia say it?

Justin: Um.. To be honest, Most people in Malaysia would say TO.......MAH......TOE!

Lol..

And the girl on the left is Katherine.

So we call her Kat.

And she was like.. I need a nickname.. "How do you say Cat in Malaysia?"

And i was like... "Er.. Kuching?"

"Umm.. How about Chinese?"

"I think it's Mao"

Ok.. My Malaysian name is now.. KUCHING MAO! ..Ya know.. Like Kitty Kat?

Lol..

Yeah..

Australia's a cool place with many diverse people and cultures who're really friendly.

I think i just might take Kevin Rudd's offer and stay here for a lil bit.. ;)

That's all for now..

Hopefully I have a place the next time i update yall..

Wish me luck..!

Cheers!

Keeping all in prayer,

Captain Khoo

To All KWFC members

2009-02-17T23:04:00.002+08:00

hey guys, as you know the ke wei's are seperated between land and sea right now. Was hoping you guys would update as much as you can just like to keep everybody in touch. update your facebook, or you guys should check out twitter.com ! look for me colin quah.

so as i was saying its bout time the boys from adelaide and the boys from melb give some sort of monthly update on whats going with your lives that kinda thing just to keep the act together. like for example, today cicak hapiness in parkson and the sales lady thought it was jeff. :D

and lastly tell us your aussie numbers la fool, how else am i to contact you guys!

oh yeah and my skype user id : colin.quah so look add me up!

so guys stay in touch. and please tell me your holiday dates you uni SA boys, so its either you come to melb or i'll come down to adelaide DEAL!?

ek and xiang are bored to death. i'm like damn lazy the last few days. the rest am not too sure, probs still the same la. agu sleeping, jeff pissing in the ocean, sam playing basketball, and justin eating at tai thong. as for sticky, i havent heard from him at all! probs in adelaide now la :P hehe.

Our Last Game

2009-02-11T18:02:00.002+08:00

even after ah mai's departure. we still managed to play one last game. against joseph and friends. they were good and yes our passes didn't work. received an sms few minutes back from cicak. and it was really touching.

since my phone cant forward msg's i decided to do it on the blog. as jinn and kev depart in the coming two days. It'll only be left with sam, jeff, ek, xiang, agu , justin and i. and again on the 25th xiang and ek will be leaving.

i highly doubt we're considered a team even though theres 5 of us left. it'll never be the same without the rest.

i will miss playing with the team, as i've always tried to give my 100% and its been a joy playing with all of you guys.

even though i was rest of the world for the first few years of this team. but it's been an honour, a gift i might add to play for this team.

Hopefully in bout 10 months or maybe middle of this year we will get to play again. thank you so much kwfc, for buying me from rest of the world :D

-no 6-

As requested

2009-02-03T02:41:00.006+08:00

heh.

1997-2007

PLUS gym + apples + tomatoes + protein shakes + RELIABILITY(hehe insiders joke) MINUS ms read choc cake MINUS 2 plates of wantan mee for lunch MINUS nasi lemak tambah nasi

2008-till my lungs and liver fails me :D

Don't say I'm not sporting :)

Gong Xi Fa Chai

2009-01-29T02:10:00.004+08:00

hello fellow ke wei's and kwfc followers. It's the year of the OX and everybody at ke wei would like to wish everyone a Happy Chouinese New Year, yeah thats right, especially to all you pig eating, ang pow collecting people out there.

I have a friend. His name is SAM. He will be undertaking his exams the next few weeks, and so i haven't seen him lately. He is my fellow boxer room partner. And we just love making fun of him.
MI-6 should seriously hire him, for their tactical espionage. Master of disguise , and hiding things. Literally the Houdini come Daniel Craig ( he does have a waffle for a midsection) . Unfortunatley this afternoon, at Ke Wei Headquaters, our spy satelites have picked up a signal. An array of mistakes that have led to Sam's Exposure.

At 0600 after the the united game. Sticky-seat II picked this transporder at N83, E119, W67 and S45.

Target Acquired

Further Enhancement of the image, with the latest technology, it would have been no other than Sam's Mobile. WPA.
it prooves, even the best of snakes in us do get caught. =) and sam i'll pick you up tomorrow, no worries.

KE WEI CROCS!!!!!

2009-01-13T18:34:00.000+08:00

CHAMPIONS OF The River! ke wei crocs.

check it out crocs.com.my

reporting live from Ao Nang, Krabi! WOHOOOOOO

Gotta hate those damn CamWhores!

2009-01-06T17:12:00.006+08:00

Ya know how we all cant stand camwhores who post tons of the same pictures of themselves acting cute and innocent in their bathrooms, putting it all over the net?

Especially with certain hand gestures around the mouth.

... Ya know whut im talkin about... =)

Yeah..

So yesterday.... while Xiang Sam and I were not doing anything of those mentioned above... =).... we decided that camwhoring will be the stakes for the night's game of Taboo.

So when everyone reached, I managed to Pn. Gan 12 noisy ke weis into their respective Krabi room groups.

We broke up room No Sex 4 Life (Ernest, Sidney and Zhe) so we would have 3 groups.

So it was a battle of wits and nonsence incommon with each other among The Sperm Tank, The Boxer Room and Anal Salute.

It was a war against Kan Cheong-ness, Laughter from stupid answers and Xiang's fart.

The losers would have to camwhore with girly poses and the biggest losers of the night would have to camwhore without their shrits on!

After many stupid answers and chee kick remarks,

My team, Anal Salute featuring Ernest, was of course the dominating winners who deperately need to de bug our comps..

The Boxer Room "eloped" with second place..

Sam does it like a pro...

and the biggest losers of the night who're trying their best to flex and camwhore at the same time was of course The Sperm Tank!

I know the last picture's abit blur, but I like how friendly ah mai's armpit hair looks here..

What....... It does look friendly compared to the last time he let us mess with him armpit.. =)

Click!

Kudos to me if these pictures actually help yall with the ladies..

Now Kwfc blog readers... go tell your friends.. =)

KFC thats where i want to be

2009-01-05T18:07:00.001+08:00

i know most of you guys (sam, xiang, jinn ,mai) go pushmore for cross training, (ernest , kev and justin) do normal gym stuff.

but heck, colonel just ate KFC :

fuck the diet, eat KFC.

Ke Wei Dance Gig Trailer!

2009-01-03T13:10:00.003+08:00

For avid fans who were dissapointed by the change of plans, here's a sneak preview of what's commin at cha!

Dance gig POSTPONED

2009-01-03T01:09:00.001+08:00

Hello die hard fans of KWFC, we are terribly sorry to inform you that our very first Ke Wei dance gig has to be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

We apologize for the inconvenience caused. When we are ready to rock the world, the details about our dance gig will be posted up in this blog SHORTLY.

Please do come back and check. We are just as disappointed as you are. : (

Thank you all for your support, we truly appreciate it.

Peace out.

-Joe Cole-

Come One Come All to KWFC's first dance gig !

2009-01-02T00:07:00.004+08:00

To avid readers of the kwfc.blogspot.com,

We, as the losers of the first ke wei lympics, cordially invite you to come spectate our FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE AT 1UTAMA SATURDAY JANUARY THE 3RD !!

In case you have no idea what the shell i'm talking about, this is a recap of events leading to our dance....

KE WEI-LYMPICS 1

Stakes: losing team has to do a dance in a crowded area e.g shopping mall

Losing Team Members: 1. Ah Mai aka hippie aka Ringo aka Gonna Get His Haircut in Krabi

2. Justin Mah aka Joe Cole aka I Don't Wear Torn Pants

3. Jeffrey Goh aka Jifai aka Mr Reliable aka Jacob aka Moses aka Mr

Not Useless aka Mr Apollo aka Me Iz Zeeeee Morepersonnnnnn aka

I Am Not Shit aka Don Heff

4. Ernest aka Lenny aka Lucy aka Jude

5. Kevin Tan aka WGT4333 aka KevinTan3000 aka The Guy Who Is

Gonna Cut Ah Mai's Hair in Krabi

Quote of the First Ke Wei Lympics: "Augustine mah at 8 am: mieh lympics ahhhhh ??"

Therefore, if you're interested in watching these superstars do a little dance and get down tonight please come join us at our first ever gig.

One of the songs that we would dance to at the gig would be Britney Spears- Womanizer

so if you wanna see us dance to her song, please do come. For more details, contact team captain, J-Khoo !

So from all of us to you, we hope you make it and if you do make it, have a rocking time with us!!

~I get high with a little help from my friends~

How far we've all come thus far

2008-12-29T22:53:00.023+08:00

Waddup reliable and non-reliable people...

just wanting to show yall how far we've all come thus far not just as a football team but most importantly as friends...

Jakes -2003-

started in a small park in Athinahapan when we were still lil boys that hated girls and how bicycles are our mode of transport...

and how we used to challenge ourselves to kick the ball and see if we could reach the little swing frame that looks like a goal...of cos back then when i was younger...i was the only 1 that could do that...haha

then as we gradually grew more physically...we shifted our football venue to Balai (a field next to the police station) and to the deserts of Kajai (a slightly more proper field) where we have most of our matches in... (a round of applause for our Captain Khoo for all his efforts of tirelessly making phone calls to gather everyone as well as organizing most of them..cheers to you mate)

and now as we've all grown up to be big boys/MAN... (although some of us not really in terms of physical stature...have to accept the fact that all is taller than me except for KEVIN! hahaha..) but we've seen one another growing up in stature, wisdom, and hopefully reliability in the days to come...ahah..

so yeaa...from football/futsal matches...to the hilarious moments each one of us have that would stay in our memories forever...and the 'egg-smell' farts from few of the gas-tankers that we've to tolerate...to the angry mum that would scold you for treating her son as 'santa clause' and forcing you to tell her your exam grades...to the bottomless pit of endless teasing of one another...and the crazy games and dares we so much enjoyed...as well as how we give a hand and mouth of support and comfort when one get caught by 'you-know-who' for doing 'you-know-what' and when relationships takes its toll because of the upcoming exam that is too much to handle...*wink*

ahhhh...and the list goes on and on... but thus far....this is how we've been for and to one another....

therefore even as we've our ups and downs, agree and disagreements amongst one another...i believe thru it all...we've come out stronger and better as a person and as a team and as friends...in which i would take this opportunity to ask for all your forgiveness for ever offending yall in anytime which i dint realize...and also i would like yall to know that i forgive each and everyone of you... =)

so *tingtingting* a toast to the KeWeis...(sry i forgot to make this toast in the dinner)

"May we all continue to grow to be the man that we ought to be in humbleness, compassion and love...and that more of what we've experienced with one another to come...and also that our friendship and bond will continue to grow eventhough we may be hundreds of miles away at times...for the things that we do together may seems just for a moment but the memories we have from it all will last for a life time...may we have many many more great times ahead...and may God Bless us all...cheers.."

-Mr.Reliable-

i will thus end here for now...wont wanna continue to bore all of you...and with my ending...i will leave yall with this...for a picture paints another thousand words...

Jakes -2008-

P/s. sry the image quality aint that good. =)

Rooms For Krabi

2008-12-29T18:59:00.003+08:00

hello ladies. this is occupant no2 of the boxer room. please be informed that it consists of me HM, Shaun, and China-sam. yes we are that sexy :)

Others are:

Room NO.2 : The Sperm Tank ( Frosty Nips, Joe Cole and Mr.Thailand)

Room NO.3 : NO SEX 4 Life ( Mr.Reliable, Lizard, SID-Neiiiyhhhh)

Room NO.4: Anal Salute ( lard, kustin jhoo, agu-ger)

Ke Wei Crocs!

2008-12-17T01:55:00.000+08:00

So this is our vid for the Crocs video competition.

Let me know if you like it!

Cheers!

P.S. No immigrants were hurt in the making of this video

Gotta Love lowyat...

2008-02-26T03:22:00.003+08:00

Lol...

Just something random i saw in lowyet.net..

RM300 is good money wieh..

Just hope the Wei Chuan doesn't look like Ah Mai's backside..

testing

2008-01-30T00:57:00.000+08:00

test some test

Kena TRAP!

2007-11-20T00:36:00.001+08:00

So after winning a 100 bucks from our maggi video, we were invited for an all expense paid drive down to Penang to make a video about a journey to Penang.

So Kena Trap, which consists of Ah Mai, Johnson, Fendi and I took a road trip up north in a very uncomfortable Hilux..

The trip was a blast.. couldn't stop laughing and eating..

So yeah.. watch the vid and lemmie know whut ya think..

Yall can log on to drive4food.com ta check out other vids and tell us how much better we are... lol.. im kidding..

Search "ramli burger song" in youtube... a group came up with a preteee catchy song which got all of us singin'...

P.S. Credits to Jote who told me bout the competition.. if I win anything, dinner's on me..

Cheers maties!

MMmmmm... Rims..

2007-10-29T23:51:00.001+08:00

Yeah..

So AhMai lost again..

Check out his tongue at the end of the vid..

*No illiterates were harmed in the making of this video*

The Chasers - Trojan Horse

2007-10-06T02:07:00.001+08:00

i just love em...

Stupid Americans Exposed By My Favourite Bunch Of Comedians.... The Chasers!

2007-10-06T01:56:00.001+08:00

Stoopid Americans... Even Ah Mai can answer better... ... I think.

FishFood Baybeh!

2007-09-30T16:01:00.000+08:00

THIS.... Ladies And Gentlement...

Is Fish Food...

Now Kevin, being a regular member of the loser's club of gin.. Had to eat it up... without drinking water for 15 minutes...

Yummm....

So...

Here are the pics in chronological order..

This is Kevin, bracing himself and counting the pallets..

Smiles before the feast!

According to Ernest... Fish Food's actually fish guts... So i guess its healthy..

He makes it looks so tasty!

Too many fish, spoil the soup.... i mean.. pallet..
....The Gross-ness starts to kick in...

Sam, Tsong and Jon... Spectators of the night...

VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT~~

Yeah..
Kevin Went home and vomited after 15mins..

Better than greeen sheeeet right?

Moral Of The Story : Recycle Your Fish Guts...

Chap Goh Meh

2007-09-13T21:46:00.000+08:00

So we found ripping ah mai's armpit hair like barbarians rather amusing..

Suggestions of messing with hair in the "southern regions" was heavily revoked due to pride issues and rash concerns..

Gin was the ON game lah since then!

So one fine chap goh meh, I wanted to go ta Lake Gardens to see people throw oranges in the pond. Budden i got no transport, mader dun let me use car.. Give me lecture on "anything can happen at night"

Incase some of u are lousy chinese, or happen to be our only indian friends such as Sarveen, Ashwin or Yee Lynn, I'll brief you about Chap Goh Meh..

(I know what you're thinkin.. what happen to the "other race?" ..... Don't worry, they dunno how to read ..)
I'm kidding larh.. Chill la.. ..

Okay larh..
Chinese Kiam Siap la.. Chinese ...Small eyes.. Chinese all Con Man.. Chinese all Along only.. Chinese Drive Lorry... ..

..
.

wait.. that one Indian. Indian alwayz drive lorry..

But CHup.. The "Awas Muatan Panjang" lorry actually mostly driven by Chinese..

Oh yESS..!
And Lorry man that sells oldnewspaper!
HAh!

Eh, Actually ar..
You don't see any indians selling old newspaper!
Hmmz..

When i was typing that
I just notice that the newspaper dood doesn't annouce "old newspaper" in Tamil..

"Sau Kau Po Chi"..!
"Old newspaper"..!
"Paper Lama"..!

Indians must have alot of newspaper in their houses..
Call your indian friend the next time u need newspaper aight?

Lol.. got this from uncyclopedia.com..
Damn da farnie wieh..

It's like wikipedia, but the funny, no brainer version of it..
So i searched Malaysia.. Loadsa funny stuff wieh!

Motto: If it's a Malay problem, it's a national problem; If it's a Chinese problem, it's a racial problem; If it's an Indian problem, it's not a problem.

Lol.. it's full of funny stuff and yet most of em are pretty true..

"Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt. "

"The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT. Most foreigners have difficulty adjusting to this new timezone as they tend to show up 1 or 2 hours earlier than the local counterparts"

"The nation is moving forward with a vision towards becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 3030, 4040, or whatever catchy number."

"Largest City : City Nurhaliza..."

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia

ANYWAY...~~~
Back to what i was saying..

Chap Goh Meh happens to coinside with the Chinese Valentine's Day. So i guess in a way, it's celebrated together..

It is also when young desperate unmarried women gather to toss mandarin oranges into the sea, hoping some hot macho dood will come and pick it up la..

This custom actually originated in Penang..
And also..

Pada zaman dahulu, hari Chap Goh Meh was also the only day that unmarried ladies could be seen with their partners.

Quite sad right..?

Can only stay at home and play Guli.. Conkak... Chinese Chest.. =oD

Ok la.. Not that bad after all..

LOL..
Anywayz..

So Ernest calls me up and tells me they're having the throwing thingy at Kiara Park too...

Awesome Possum la!

Single unmarried girls who live close by, your macho dood's on the way!!
So by the time we call here and there..

We reached about 9 something with Malaysian timing and all..
When we got there.. Saw like Aunties and all holding oranges..

NOOOHHHHHH....!!

Wut da heck la..
Came all the way..

Got a closer look at the place and all.. Looked into the small "river like thing" in kiara park.. No more oranges lehh...

Then one old lady was like..
Aiyoooh Leng Chai...

Why come soo late!?! All the Leng Lui go home already waiting by their phones..

I was like.. Ohh Okay.. Aunty, why u holding orange? U oso wanna try ah?

EhehHEhehhhee.... No la.. Don't be sillyy.... Aunty so old already... I'm clearing up la.. we going to tutup already..

Got some oranges in the pool there.. Go try la.. Maybe you'll thank me in 10 years.. You never knoww...

I approached a small inflatable baby pool with some oranges floating with name and numbers all over them..

The rest of da doods came and we gathered around the pound laughing at the various names like NuruL.. and Amirah!! LOL
So yeah.

Suddenly one dood.. i forgot who..... said..
Eh..Everyone pick one orange la then PLay Gin!
Only one winner..
All the losers must call the number on their orange!

Ahahah .. Settle!

So all of us picked the orange with the name that sounded the most seducing and thanked the aunties and ciaOed to Ernests!

The oranges..!

By the way.. Jefferey Took Amira!!

LOL...

And This was Mine!

Janice! Quite seducing wertt....

So yeah..

Rules and stakes were set...

Only one winner, losers will have to call the number on their oranges and flirt with them..
GAME ON!

Of course I won.. =oD

So everyone had to call the girls from their oranges..

This is our Map of The World, calling his Amira... LOL

I duno what happened to who what how or when.. but just remembered Kevin's conversation..

Unfortunately.. No vids this time ppl..

So i'll elaborate and exaggerate

If im not mistaken, Kevin called Caroline..

and this is vaguely how it went la..

*Ring Ring*

*Ring Ring*

*Ring Ring*

Caroline: Er.. Hellow?

Kevin: Heluuuuuuuu^...

Caroline: Yes?

Kevin: Is this Caroline?

Caroline: Err... Yes.....

Kevin: You went to kiara park just now for the Chap Goh May event right?

Caroline: Umm................................................................................. Yes?

Kevin: I, Kevin Tan of all the thousands in Taman Tun.. Picked Your... Orange. I am the love of your life. We're meant to be.

Caroline: What!??!

Kevin: So when can we go out?

Caroline: Who're you again?

Kevin: The love of your life.

Caroline: How did you get my number?

Kevin: From the orange that the heavens placed in my hands..

Caroline: huh?

Kevin: The orange that will one day unite us together as one.

Caroline: what?

Kevin: The fruit from the garden of eden that'll make every second together feel like eternity...

Caroline: Huh? What?!

Kevin: THE ORANGE THAT YOU THREW IN THE INFLATABLE POOL IN KIARA PARK WITH YOUR NAME AND NUMBER

Caroline: Ohh...... ..... EHehhehehHEheheheh

Kevin: ...Er... So.. How old are you?

Caroline: EHhehehehhe.. er.. Very old la..

Kevin: But love sees no age..

Caroline: Ehehehhe... No la.. You sound really young.. I don't think we're... err.... suitable?

Kevin: Age is mind over matter... If you don't mind... It doesn't matter...

Caroline: eehHEHehh.. u very funny la... Aiyoh.. I shy la..

Kevin: Don't worry.. It's alright...

Caroline: How old are you?

Kevin: I'm 19 this year..

Caroline: Wahh..

Kevin: It's ok.. People say I look old for my age..

Caroline: Ehehehe.. Aiyo.. You sure ar?

Kevin: No worries la..

Caroline: I'm 34 ..

Kevin: WAAAAAAAHH!!! YOU SURE AR?

Caroline: err, ya..

Kevin: WAHHH.. OKAY LAH.. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT... YOU'RE OLD... I MEAN.. YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR ME..
OKAY THEN..GOOD LUCK FINDING A HUSBAND.. BYE!

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Yeah.. SOmething like that lah...
Kevin's a good loser..

He always puts on a show for us when he loses..
Lol

Kevin.. on speaker phone

Apologies to Caroline or anyone who knows Caroline or any of the names on the above...

Any single men/boys who're interested in a nice 34 year old lady, her number's on the orange..

Cheers Maties!

Gin

2007-08-25T17:03:00.000+08:00

Okay..

Since Chinese New Year, the word "Gin" has been resurrected in everyone's minds..

Apparently, in our parents' generation, Gin was a popular game amongst children and teens, along with games such as batu seremban, wau, gasing, jom-kejar-ayam, jom-curi-tengok-perempuan-mandi-di-sungai, and many more..

If some of you are wondering what gin is or thinkin about me while the word "Jinn" rings in your head.. u can go to..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_rummy

So basically, Gin or Gin Rummy is a card game which we've been playing since Chinese New Year lah...

So instead of gambling with money, kuaci seeds, oranges, girl friends or mothers...

We decided to gamble "dares"

And besides, every Chinese New Year, my mom would tell me stories about some uncle's daughter's son gamble until cannot pay... go to ah long and borrow.. den run here.. steal watch and sell, steal handphone and sell, steal betik from people's house and sell... stuff like that lah..

So anyway...

Gin is a game of many rounds and each round, there's only one winner which is the person who finished all his or her cards... and the other losers who still has cards in their hand, has to add up their points. So basically.. the less points the better...

I'm too lazy to go in depth.. about how the points are counted and all..
So if u really wanna know, ask your mom or dad.. They'll probably start with the "During my time..." stories..

So yeah..
We were bumming one day at my 1st home (Ernest's House), and we decided to play gin..
After teaching everyone how to play..
We discussed the stakes of the game..

So obviously, with ah mai there.. all the stoopid ideas came out lah..
"Shave eye Brow"..... "Lick Armpit"... "Smell Armpit" and so on..

After much discussion and bad gas in the air, we decided.. that the person who reaches 888 points.. would have to shave their armpit..

However, we didn't wanna use Ernest's mom's shaver..
So all we had was Duct Tape..

The councilmen decided that we'll DUCT TAPE one side of the loser's armpit hair till it's bald~!!!So Ladies And Gents..Game on..

After much Kan Cheong-ness and smart game play, the frequent loser of any game we play, yes the illiterate, lost!! Wohooo!

OFF WITH THE ARMPIT HAIR!!

The score at the end of the afternoon..

If yall can't read the names or don't know who's who.. Here's a breif summary..

Shoulder : Ernest Khaw ( Coz he doz a funny shoulder thing when he dances)
Sex Toy : Kevin Tan (Coz he's one)
Birdy : Me, Justin Khoo (Due to my admiration of birds... as in Real Birds)
Zhe: Jeffrey Goh ( Cause on his face is the map of the world...)
Ugly Gu Gu Jiao: Ah Mai ( Need I say more? )

Ohhh... The agonyyyy~~

Before Picture..

And this is when the magic happened..

So yeah..

As you saw, it was really hard to Duct Tape his armpit due to various factors like sweat, excessive hair, bad feng shui, and so on...

Therefore,

the councilmen came up with another game plan..

We folded the duct tape on the hair as described the image below, and YANKED HIS ARMPIT HAIR LIKE THERE"S NO TOMORROW!!!

Yes, I know I can't draw... but i'll give myself a pat on the back for capturing the essence of the hair..

So yeah..

After much plowing, hair was all over the place, and Ah Mai's armpit was starting to get red..

Lol.. Quite the funny lorh..

We left a few strands coz his armpit looked lonely..

This, my friends, is the after picture

Clean eh?

We were like proud fathers..

Cheers Mate!

Nice nipples. =oD

Stay tuned for the next episode of Gin!

The Funny Things People Do..

2007-04-08T22:29:00.000+08:00

I have a quiz tmr and i'm surfing the net for the wierdest things.. Reading history, greek mythology and various blogs.. Basically, anything except studying lah..

So Xiang decided to give me this link to the Lowyat forum and man did I have great laugh at the responses towards this dood's problem..
Lolz..
Couldn't help but share it with ya guys..

Here's da link..!
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/438909

Due to many complains of mundaine activity in this site, I decided to redevelop the habit of posting again, since the others wont post anything if I don't..

So yea.. I'll start with small stuff like these again to get back da oL' habit..
And to those loyal kwfc.blogspot readers who have been logging on just ta see da same old posts..

Wait no more..! coz it's that time of the year again where I'll do anything to keep myslf busy to avoid doing my assignments!!

Anywayz... as i was blog surfing.. I found Ashwin's blog, and read his food poisoning experinance...

As I was reading it, I could picture Ashwin 's hand gestures and expressions as if he were telling the story to me..
And my gosh did my mother come out to schold me..

I'll save you the trouble of going ta his site by posting it here..

Joe gets food poisoning, hilarity does not ensue. Sunday, April 1

This is a story worthy of Tucker Max - well, minus the occasional beer, and women but what the heck.It's funny anyway.Last Friday was the third of three consecutive days i had not touched solid food.

Apparently I had been afflicted with some form of food poisoning; hell my feces was white.wall fucking white.whenever I thought or looked at food I had an almost irresistable urge to puke.

Being the young eagerling i am, I bravely (one is reminded of the patriot and men of honour) ventured to college, enduring the intense spasms of pain frequenting in a region somewhere above my crotch.

Anyway, things go fine at college; other than the occasional "fucker, yoo having an or-ga-sem ar?" - yes, Malaysian humor at its best. the first part of the day went by pretty routinely.And then, all of a sudden - right in the equidistant of my class; I get my appetite back.

Now no matter what you might think, securing three days worth of appetite back all in one go, with an empty stomach, right in the middle of your history of art class, is not something to savvy.By the end of the class, my stomach was almost quite clearly reciting the vows in our "Rukun Negara".

I litterally ran to Jeromes car - and took wing to the nearest chinese coffee shop.Considering the look I gave the char kuey tiao man; he took pretty long to bring my "besar besar besar" bowl of lard heaven.

I picked up the chopstics with the elegance of an olympian figure skater - slowly twirled it twice around my fingers and poked it softly into paradise.

At that precise moment my text sound comes on.and guess what-

mom.
"Ashwin.Uncle ***** wants to see you.I'm coming to pick you up now.DO NOT EAT ANYTHING.otherwise he can't do the scope

"now I don't know how many of you people have felt pain before.but I am now cocksure that I know the real bona fide definition.Middle eastern tourture instruments?German gas chambers? Just put a fucking char kuey tiao besar besar besar in front or someone who hasn't eaten in three fucking days, take it away and he'll take you to his leader.

Several hours of laceration later, my uncle, who is by the way a Gastroenthologist, does a sonar and tells me I have some form of food poisoning.He shows me me intestines throbbing in a little tv.I feel like puking.All of a sudden, he starts looking cold sober and takes multiple still shots of my kidney.

This bit of an illumination made my day a whole lot more cheerfull and blithe.

I was born in Singapore.Sarcasm runs in my viens.

He told me that there was something that implied a blockage in my right kidney-Some sort of growth was collecting piss in my right kindey.

Absofuckinglutelyawesome.

Apparently, now I had to undergo a CT scan.

To look at things bullishly, i've always wanted to do a CT, just to feel what it was like.Who doesn't dream of having thier veins pumped with iodine, riding on a bed into a tube more worthy of the War of the Worlds than the actual props used.This is the story of what happened on the CT.

I was required to remove all articles of my clothing, and don those kinky blue hospital robes.Whoever designed it must have been pretty horny.either that or he had a rather coloured perspective in regards to obligatory human decency; the buttons reach just above your ass crack, cleverly revealing as much as your ass possibe; while, well, not hiding anything at all.I got on, and (*tried to) make myself at home.

For some reason, I like the smell of hospitals.Several minutes later the nurse tells me my bladder isn't full enough for the scan to be effective and promptly passes me three full bottles of water, telling me to wait a while patiently, after which she leaves the room - leaving me alone, half naked with a rather big piece of state-of-the-art radiology equipment.I really dont think I need to put in the words 'Big mistake' here.

But I am going to anyway.Big mistake.

Honestly, they should make that thing into some sort of amusement park ride.The startrek noises, the glowing buttons; it's enough to drive any kid crazy.Remember I was hungry.I don't work hungry.The painkillers where not helping.Just as the incommunicable ecstasy of pressing every single button within my reach began ebb away,I notice four valves with various gas labels on them.oxygen, suction, hydrog - holy shit.

I see fucking fumes clouding the fucking hydrogen whatever oxide valve.I was not going to stick around to find out if hydrogen and computed tomography play nice together.To my credit, the painkillers were tampering with my rationale.I jumped out of the bed.But for some reason the front of the hospital robe got caught on the CT bed; thus making me..naked.

At this point I realise there is a five by eight foot window in front of me.With two nurses; wearing tudungs, one of them looked like she dropped something, whatever - they were staring at me.And they weren't staring at my face.

That is the last thing I remember.Apparently when I came too, as the three nurses were trying so hard to tell me in between thier tears of myrth; I had run in the direction of the valves, and banged my head on the "suction" valve.

One even came up to me before I left, shook my hand and told me that I made her day.All in all, it was quite a productive trip; I found out that there was nothing wrong with my kidney after all.

I gained a pack of six extremely good painkillers, and I had the best maggi in a cup I have ever had after all of it was over.Just don't ever talk to me about CT scans.Ever.

And for those of you who wanna get updated with Ashwin's other naked stories, log on to.. http://www.veritaserum2.blogspot.com/

That's all folks!

"My Maggi And I"

2007-03-22T00:59:00.000+08:00

So.. This is da vid "Ah Mai and I" have been working on.. It's kinda blur thanks to some illiterate.. But.. Never the less.. I'm hopeful we'll win la..

Had some other great ideas but this was the easiest to shoot.. Other ideas were quite ambitious.. and would take darn long to shoot and all... and knowing the procastinating streak inside of us..

Well.. regardless wether u like it or not.. Do vote for us.. and put good comments.. And if we win... Cheese Crab for all u barbarians..

No no.. Colin not your football team... As in literally barbarians who ta kao for crab...

So yea.. vote.. vote.. vote..

http://www.maggi.com.my/maggi/Salute/templates/Salute_Video.aspx?NRMODE=Published&NRNODEGUID=%7b713E369A-7FED-4E40-AAE8-7C5D7617820B%7d&NRORIGINALURL=%2fsalutesContest%2ffans%2fcomment%2ehtm%3fvideoid%3d140&NRCACHEHINT=Guest&videoid=140

If the link has expired.. try the youtube one...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WesyJXwRarY

Special Thanks to

Ah Xiang - For opening up his humble home for us to use..
Kevin - For getting stupid Giorgio on the chair..
Xiang's Kak - For not lari-ing and crouching under the table and holding the dog on the chair

K.W.F.C. still exist.. why worry! =]

2007-02-08T23:48:00.000+08:00

Note how Kev(middle) is Obviously Taller than Jeff A.K.A gohgoh (left)
=]

Honestly, i don't think we are a football team anymore tho.
KWFC has changed drastically..
Instead of being Ke Wei Football Club,

it could be known now as.

Ke Wei Futsal Club to most of us..

Ke Wei Friends Club to those of us who are still hanging together.=] most of us arela.

Ke Wei Fart Club to ahmai and jinn.

Ke Wei Foosball Club to foosers like Kev, Xiang, and Makji.

Ke Wei Family Club to thsoe of us who are attatched so dearly to our family.. Hint hint*Hmmmmm? =]

Ke Wei Fatherlover's club like those members who are secretly into older men.

and thee listtt goess on and on....
so yeah, WHY WORRY =]..
cann chiiill abit?

Sadly, one of our late members who joined last year is leaving us to go to auussieland, where kangarooos only exist and Hot Young White chicks go out without wearing their Bra. Well, its okay now. But as they mature.. sigh.. sag. well u kwno what i mean.

We Will all miss you Neekolas AKA NAaaa AKA Wy Keith

okay, I lied.

We'll beee thiiiiiisss closeee to be Missing you =]

Naaaaa in his cave man hair days.

2007-02-05T23:47:00.000+08:00

ahhhhh......

the familiar site dat stills linger in my head....

as though it was yesterday dat we did dat sort of posing for the camera....

jst have a look at dat picture once more before u continue reading....u'll notice...

weijinn still having his 'cool' centre parting hairstyle...

xiang having countless of hours with us...

ah mai with his coconut hairstyle and an innocent good boyish look...

kevin being shorter than me...(even till today...hahah)

ernest being the same height as me....(but sadly he grew taller while i remain dat level...dengzz...=( ...)

justin mah still hanging out wit us without worrying his 'master' calling him to go wherever the master goes...

roger being in a kewei picture....woaa....dats suprising....( but then again...it was once upon a time...)

all of us hanging out together laughing and talking bout the most nonsense stuffs we could think of....

all of us gathering for our once had Annual KeWei dinner....( i still hope it'll happen again...)

all of us having an enjoyable time for FOOTBALL on saturday mornings...

ahhhhhhhh.... such memorable times like these....

where has all dat went to?

whereeeee.... whereeeeeeee...... WHEREEEEEeee.....??!!

K.W.F.C. Still A Football Team?

2007-01-15T04:11:00.000+08:00

To Be Continued..

evolution part II

2006-10-23T19:40:00.000+08:00

yeah...tats agu...augustine mah yung shen....cool huh...

evolution

2006-10-20T09:31:00.001+08:00

ok...
we live in a crazy world...
stupid things beyond our belief happens everyday...
or else ripleys will go out of business...
anyway...

we've seen....

a cat using a typewriter...

a 3 year old kid reaching the last level of Metalgear Solid......

gorillas playing checkers.....

weijinn checking girls out...[ok this is too absurd]

but have u seen anything close to THIS??

Bruise Lee

2006-10-08T19:49:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday fellow Ke Wei member, Sam, and I met up with our high school recess prayer buddies..

Was great to catch up with everyone.... seeing how everyone was doing. Different path roads chosen but still striving for the same mission ahead
...To Know Him and To Make Him Known..(Acts 20:20)

Was a great meet up..
Learned from each other's testimonies, mistakes and experiances.. Encouraged each other spiritually, physically and humorously!!

My bad....
Was trying out my Kawaii pose...
LOlz..

Anywayz...
Denise said there wuz a Carnival goin on at her Church..
Soo CHeez DUMC shuffle, The COw, COopers and I headed there for lunch!

Reached DUMC about 1330, found parking and Sam squeesed his kelisa in..
Was a great atmosphere, Kids, running around, playing around with their friends, Moms having an eye in their kids while exchanging recipes and talking bout the latest episode of Desprate House Wives, Dads talking bout the stock market and arguing about why Man Utd's better than Chelsea.. Teens, hanging out and gossiping bout the cute guy who just passed by.. Sam, looking for the food section and lookin for friends who have left overs on their plate... Lol..

After eating and chillin for a bit, we decided to check out the games that wuz around.. We had to get a card from the main counter to collect as many stamps and points we can to win a prize. We weren't really bothered about winning, just wanted to play the games..

There were really interesting games in various booths.. Most of em' were games we used to play when we were young..
There wuz stuff like Gasing!!! Marbles..BOttle Caps.. Coconut Bowling and so on..

SO fer one day.. we transformed into kids again~!

We stoppped by the "Batu Seremban" booth, sat on the mat and I started with all the skills that used to own the girls at primary school..

Sam was quite good too..just that he couldn't "timbang" the batu in the last stage..
Denise was a disgrace.. being a gurl.. she was not really good.. I got 300 points in that booth!

We also stopped by the plasticine booth..
Gosh, i can still remember playng with plasticine in kindergarden... use to roll it up and make snakes till i had an army~! Or roll it up into a ball and throw at Yohan, the guy who sat next to me.. And we'd go home with sticky hands with the plasticine smell..

Aaahhhh.. Good times...

So yea..
The booth had the Malaysian theme...
We had to spin the wheel to see what trademark or historical building from Malaysia we get, and build something that is relevant to it.

I got the Bullock Cart, Sam and Cheez got The Crocodile Farm and Denise went to the toilet..

So yea..
My Bull looked like this..

It actually looks more like a Pig...
lol..

And my Bullock Cart looked like this...
TADAA~!

Sam.. being the Pemburu Buaya..

Other works of art~!
Lolz.. Try Spotting Kota A-Famosa...

Cheez took almost an hour making his Crocodile...
We were feeling quite hot.. So we left him there..
So no pics of "Crikey" Cheez's Croc..

Cheez had to go home...
SO we said our goodbyes and headed to the "Bungee-Rope-Pulling-You-Back-While-You-Run-Thingy"

Incase some of yall huvn't seen this thinga-ma-jig...
The objective of the game is to run as far as possible and place the bean bag on the side while a bungee rope pulls you from behind

So Sam and I suited ourselves up and got
ready to out "put-the-beanbag-further-than-you" each other..

Our tension face before it started..

Sam and I competing to see who could put the bean bag further..

Don't be fooled by this pic... I won the first round..

After beting him,
Sam was like...
Hmmph.. I'm gonna win the next round...

You could see the determination in his eyes.. He put on his SPM face and was ready to rumble..!

So we got into our positions for the second time as we waited for the countdown..

Girl in Charge: ONE...TWO....THREE!!!!!!

Sam ran first as i was a mili-second behind..

I was about to reach top speed when suddenly heard...
*TIIINNNNNKKKKK*

I looked to my right and saw the bungee cord attached to Sam, FLY BACk..As Sam continued to run with that SPM determination, full speed, on 5th gear without anything holding him back...

With that lightning pace, Sam reached the end of the pathway of the bloated thinga-ma-jig in an instant with nothing but air left to run on..as he fell on the gravel with blurness in his eyes....

Lolz...
I could not stand the sight that was happening right before me as i burst into an explosion of laughter and flew back as the bungee cord pulled me..

I lied there for five solid minutes laughing...

THe both of us in pain..

Although Sam was suffering from his bruises, my pain was more overwhelming than his...
The pain in my stomach from all the laughing laughing that is!!

Aparently, the hook from the cord that was attached to Sam unhooked itself..!
SAm... Sam.. Sam..

Think about it...
At least 400 people used the cord before him, and our dear blur Chinaman Sam had to be the 401st person to have problems with the rope..
We then got into the first aid room to patch up his wounds..

The Doctor of the day... Denise Lah (NO.. her Sur name is really "lah")

I then decided to give Sam's bruise a name...
"BRUISE LEE"..~!
Lee Kes Sam..... Bruce Lee... BRUISE LEE..!!
Get it??
WAhahahHAhaha..~!!

I wonder what Sam was thinking when he was 2 meters away from the end of the pathway, seeing that there was no more land to run on...

Lolz..
Probably thinkin.... YES..!! I beat Jinn~!!

Thanks Sam, for helping build my abs that day from all the laughing..
Cheers~!

i wonder if you know..

2006-10-05T07:43:00.000+08:00

You know you are a rempit if

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in…no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
21. Your gf’s panties stick out while they are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article

If you can't do big things in big ways.... do big things in small ways..

2006-10-04T20:24:00.000+08:00

My accounts teacher, Miss Rahayu is a really interesting lady. She's the type of person that speaks anything and everything on the top of her mind.
And so happens, there is ALOT of things on her mind..
And she has a really high tone to her voice, so she speaks quite funnily..
lolz..
Yall should spend a day in her accounts class..
If yall dun gain abs by the end of class laughing, I'll salute you..

She's a really chillin teacher. She doesn't mind if you come 1 hour late to class and learn fer the remaining 15mins.. and as long as we show up, she'll mark our attendance..

She allows us to bring our breakfast to class.. I-pod, Laptop, etc etc..
Lolz..
People even play dota in class..

Despite all this,
When she teaches.. she really gives a 100%..
and the class gives full attention..
She controls the class very well to ensure we dun't go overboard but still keeps the class chillin and fun~!

She's Chinese mixed Indian, but Married a malay.. so she's muslim..
So there you have it..
The whole of Malaysia in one person...

She kinda married a Jerk..from what she tells us.
He's a lousy husband and a bad father..

Dispite treating her and the children badly,
When they got married, he registered a credit card under her name..
And endded up spending about 30k...
When they got divorced, my accounts teacher was burderned with 30k worth of debts..

She spent several years going in and out of court fighting the relentless battle to be release from the debts and to gain custody of her 3 children. In a nuthsell, you can say she leads a really hard life. She still manages to keep a smile on her face day to day. She's a realy emotional person. She laughs really easily and crys like the Ulu Kelang River. She doesn't just hA-Ha laugh..
She BUahAHAHAHAHAHhahahaHAHaha Omigosh.... HaahhhihihhohohhuhHUhuhuhu.... laughs..

And sometimes, she combines them both!

So anywayz..
She won custody of the children but she lost the credit card case.
So she was blundered with 30k to pay off from her 2.5k a month salary and with 3 children to feed.

A month ago in class.. due to her I-Speak-What's-On-My-Mind-Syndrome, She accidently blurted out that she had a job offer to teach at a school in Saudi Arabia...
With a monthly salary of 5 times more than what she's currently getting..
But it was yet to be confirmed... So if the arrangements and all mess up, she'd continue teaching.. If all is well, she'd send in her resignation letter.

She told us not to let this information fall into the wrong hands,if not she'd fall into alot of trouble. We agreed, but we often made fun that we'll tell if she didn;t give us good grades on our tests or assignments ..etc etc..

Anywayz,
This went on till last Monday...
I came to class, and we start fooling around... as usual..
As Miss Rahayu continued writing notes on the board.
One of da doodz in class then took a letter on her table and started playing with it..
.....Dun ask why..

She then snatched the letter back, and for the 1st time, she yelled at us..
STOP PLAYING THE FOOL..!
THIS IS MY LETTER! IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE THING!
Silence then crept into the cold atmosphere as we stonned with shock at the sight right before our eyes...

She then start crying..

Ms. Rahayu: From tomorrow onwards, I won't be teaching you..

SOme dood: Why Miss Ayu?

Me Rahayu: *With tears rolling down her face, and a stuttering voice*

I have been forced to resign by Taylor's College. Last friday, I was called into the office and was told that the head lecturer of accounts was informed that I was leaving and I was told to explain myself. Now, I'm forced to resign without this month's pay. And now, I don't have enough money to move to Saudi. PLease copy the notes on the board while I go down and deliver this letter of explanation to the office.

Apparently, someone from one her 3 classes asked the head of accounting lecturer if she was going to teach thier class after Miss Ayu leaves..
So, Kantoi la..

Personally I don't blame the culprit for kantoi-ing teacher..
He/She wuz jez worried about who wuz gonna teach us, like any student would.
But I ber-keh poh and went ta find out who did it anyway..
Kinda expected it..

So, she came back to class apologizing for how she acted... and started crying again...
Because we ber-keh poh.. ask her summore stuff..

But was more chillin already...
She was joking and all...
So she was crying and laughing at da same time..
and she was like...
I know i sure cry one today... so I bought one big set of tissues..

She pulled out a humongous set of tissue packers from her bag...
And started telling us story about buying tissue.. and how she got discount from some worker who only knew how to speak thai..

Made the whole class laugh and turned the atmosphere around...
She also said it's hard for her now to move to Saudi, now that these complications has stepped in the way..

So after class we were like sorry sorry and all..
And she was like.. no no. i don't blame any of you..

We soon found out that she had to pay back 3 month's salary to Taylors coz she was suppose to give 3months notice upon resignation and work without pay.. (Taylors Policy). She then explain that she doesnt have enough money to pay Taylors and would pay the money in a time span of a year. Taylors admin then threaten to sue her.
So she was really lost..

Few of us felt really really bad about whut happened and decided to talk about whut we could do fer her...

We thought of raising funds by organising sumthin..
But she was suppose to leave on Friday..

So we concluded that the only way was to get people to donate "generously" in order to subsidize her salary that she was suppose to get...

For the next few days, we went round hunting her ex-students and her current students telling them her bleak situation..

One of her studens from period 5 who's close to her donated a hundred ringgit..!
And she not the kind of person who is really rich that uses money as toilet paper kinda person..
So yea..
many ppl gave from their hearts..

So on Thurs..
We rallied up all the money we could get and it totaled about 1.5k.
Not exactly enough to subsidize but yea.. It was the best we could do in 2 and half days..

So at the end of her class at period 3, Bobby tossed me a bulky envelope..
"Nah.. u give to her.."

So I went up to the front of class, got everyone's attention..
And started to make one of my emo speeches...
Gave her the card first..
Then I mentioned about how sometimes in our perils, we wished that some how, some way, somebody could help us find a way out, maybe an angel or sumthing..
Today, we wanna be that angel, to make that fairytale come true..
So we collected some money from the bottom of our hearts...
Then suddenly!!

She burst into tears..
Noohhh..... I cannot...

Then I mentioned how it was partly our fault by conjuring about her moving in our jokes..

Then she was like.. "No.. I don't blame you.. I never did... I blame myself.. Sometimes I say too much.. coz i dun treat yall like students, I treat yall like brothers and sisters..

I then interrupted her "That's why you deserve this more than any other teacher..... you treat us like brothers and sister.. not like students..."

I found myself with a ball of uncomfort in my chest.. Feeling as if I was about to cry..

But nOhh.. Tahan... must be manly and macho..!

I looked around the class.. and found everyone tearng...
Even the guys..!
Either it was a touching moment or the guys tryng to act sensitive to the girls..

Anywayz..
She got up..
Gave me a hug and everyone made a line waiting to hug her and offer our last words before she left..

She then stopped half way and was like..
"Wait...!!! Must change tissue..."
She opened another tissue packet and continued with the "ceremony"
lolz..

She was like "Thank you so much.. Only God can repay you.. etc etc"

Period ended with photo sessions after everyone wiped their tears off...

P.s. Ken teared too..! I tahan Macho =O)

WHole class with Miss Ayu

The guys with our beloved accounts teacher..

We forgot teacher in this pic,,

As Miss Ayu would say.. "You Gheys...!!" lolz check out da dood in white..!

Bernie and Cassie~!

Look at Ken posing..

Lolz..
There were a few sales promoters in front of col giving free *ahem* Carefree panty liner..
Stoopid Eugene took a few boxes for his daily use..
And used one box to stick on ppl..

He also stuck one on Ken without us noticing..
We went fer lunch...
Came back to col and went fer psycho class..

We were playing some games in class designed by different groups to help us study for the test..
In one of the games, Ken had to go to da front of class...
When he turned around...

=D

Extreme Fashion

2006-09-25T20:57:00.000+08:00

I was talking to a friend the other day about piercings. She has an addiction for piercings and was contemplating getting another one but she had no idea where she wanted to pierce. So, we started to scan through pictures and i found some pretty errr...'unique' to say the least, piercings..enjoy !!

Factors of Asianism

2006-09-20T22:20:00.000+08:00

YOU KNOW YOU ARE INDONESIAN IF...
1. You talk really fast, with rapid tongue movements
2. You wear thongs or sandals everywhere, yes even in winter!
3. Following above, always get bagged for wearing sandals
4. Mee goreng is in the top 5 of ur fave foods
5. You love taking photo studio pics
6. You like traveling in big group of frens, and talkin VERY loudly irrespective of your surroundings
7. Almost a weekly ritual to go to church

YOU KNOW YOU ARE JAPANESE IF...
1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes
2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you want to marry a white guy (females)
3. You're afraid of black people
4. You only drive Japanese cars
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE KOREAN IF...
1. You smoke and drink too much
2. You wear pink Polo collar shirts, have loose beige pants, and have blonde highlights in your hair
3. You know what a Dalki, Pucca or Mashimoro is?
4. You're afraid of black people
5. You drive a Hyundai even though you won't admit it
6. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHINESE IF...
1. You think you're the smartest people in the world
2. You have a mobile with you at all times
3. You know the abbreviation of a.b.c.
4. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice
5. You're afraid of black people
6. A bicycle was a good form of transport before
7. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE VIETNAMESE IF...
1. You MUST have fish sauce with every meal
2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho?" on the signage
3. Guys wear green microfibre pants with Nike sneakers, and girls wear their flared black pants over their high sole shoes
4. You know the abbreviation of f.o.b.
5. You have some relative who is Chinese
6. Cabramatta makes you feel home sick
7. You're afraid of black people
8. You're fond of 2nd hand Japanese import cars
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians

YOU KNOW YOU ARE PHILIPINO IF...
1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, an engineer, or an accountant
2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star or knows one
3. Guys with jeans and white sneakers anyone?
4. You're always late for any engagement, and practice the art of Philo time?
5. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black
6. You love your Toyota's and Honda's
7. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Philipino is just cool in itself

YOU KNOW YOU ARE THAI IF...
1. People want to pay you for sex
2. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough
3. Your mum seems to workout at the local gym
4. Without glasses your eyes would be the size of ants
5. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are
6. Any car dump to the **** house is good?
7. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it

YOU KNOW YOU ARE MALAYSIAN IF...
1. You believe everything the Government tells you
2. But are willing to change your mind if someone slips you $50
3. The whole world (and Soros) is out to suppress you and your country
4. You think that Mahathir will be around in 2020
5. You welcome all people (be they black or otherwise) who invest in the MSC
6. You think you are superior to most other Asians, but $50 can change that too

YOU KNOW YOU ARE SINGAPOREAN IF...
1. You eat, sleep, have sex and smile according to the policies stipulated by the Government in the Red Book they gave you when you were born
2. The Red Book does not state that you have to be afraid of black people so you aren't
3. You know you are superior to all other Asians, because it says so in the Red Book

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ASIAN AUSTRALIAN IF...
1. You regret the fact that you did not learn Mandarin or other Asian language properly in Saturday language school
2. You say you're Australian, totally forgetting your roots
3. During childhood you didn't have much asian friends, played bullrush or handball and ate 'sunny boys' for lunch
4. A form of choosing was done by 'dip.dip dog ****?!'
5. You know you have to shop at an Asian grocery store but you have no idea what you are buying nor can you read any of the food labels
6. You cheer for Australia during the Olympics, know local Australian bands, and know what a VB is
7. You can speak fluent English without an accent
8. Know what a Commodore and Falcon are. Yes..... they are cars!
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians, despite the fact that they beat you in Maths in the VCE, can speak an Asian language fluently and know what they are buying in Asian grocery stores

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WON'T BE AN ASIAN PRESIDENT ANYTIME SOON

1. White House is not big enough for in-laws
2. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
3. Oval Office has bad feng shui
4. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway
5. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
6. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
7. No chance for promotion
8. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
10. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

HOW TO BE THE PERFECT ASIAN AUSTRALIAN PARENT
(From the second generation perspective)

1. Be a little more lenient on the 7:00 p.m. curfew
2. Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with grade on his/her report card
3. Don't "ai-yah" loudly at your kid's dress habits
4. Don't blatantly hint about the merits of Habad (Harvard), Yeil(Yale), Purinsiton (Princeton) or Stamfud (Stanford)
5. Don't reveal all the intimate details of your kid's life to the entire Asian community
6. Don't ask your child, "What are you going to do with your life?" if he/she majors in a non-science field
7. Don't give your son a bowl haircut or your daughter two acres of bangs
8. Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or inept social skills
9. Incorporate other phrases besides, "Did you study yet?" or "When are you getting married?" into your daily conversations with your children
10. Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girl friend yet

50 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN"
(*The NEW List from the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective*)

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times
12. You boil water before drinking
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage
16. You have a rice cooker
17. You're a wok user
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned
22. You iron your own shirts
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton, volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water
29. You hate to waste food:
- even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them
- u have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. From 1 proud Asian to another, forward this to every damn Asian you
know

William's

2006-09-07T16:56:00.000+08:00

Was during my usual forum browsing and I came across a topic which struck my eye... "William's Mamak, Taman Mayang Jaya,share your experience here!" well since mamak is one of my preferable mamak,I decided to have a look.I expected heaps of praise to his humble lil shack..but instead...
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Since we're on the subject of William's Mamak, let me tell you something that happened a few weeks ago.

This happened to a friend of mine who is also a LYN forumer, I shall not reveal who this person is.

Apparently, not all of us here like William's, and that includes myself after hearing what happened to a fellow forumer. I have blacklisted William's ever since.

First incident:

This incident involves this forumer (let's call this person "M" from here on, who used to frequent William's regularly) ordering the Soft-shell crab fried rice at William's, and when it came to paying the bill, M was charged RM10 for the said dish. "Wah, that's expensive leh." commented M to William, but William didn't said anything.

Then the next day, M was at William's again having dinner. Then he overheard a bunch of kids sitting behind his table ordering food with William, one of the kids was asking how much the soft-shell crab fried rice cost, William replied "RM10", then the kid exclaimed, "Wah lao, so expensive wan geh?!", William without noticing that M was sitting at the table in front replied rather proudly in Cantonese, "Soft-shell crab fried rice is for Sohai to eat wan! So expensive also wan to order, that's why people who order it are Sohais." ('Sohai" in English means "Dumb Fcuk")

I guess you can imagine how M felt when he heard that. In addition, what William didn't realize was that the bunch of kids he was telling that to were actually friends of M. Those bunch of kids also blacklisted William's after what he said.

2nd incident:

A few weeks ago, someone posted a comment on Wikimapia.org about William's Mamak in Taman Mayang Jaya. The comment was criticizing how terrible the service is at William's, that William himself is a terrible gossip, the food was tasteless becoz it has way too much black pepper and the prices he charge is ridiculously high for a mamak. (I personally agree with the comment)
Note: This comment has since been erased by William himself who (being the sore-loser that he is) replaced the original comment with his own words about how good his mamak is. And recently, I took the liberty to erase everything including the location plot points on Wikimapia.

When William found out that someone was writing negative comments about his mamak on Wikimapia.org, he got very pissed off and blindly accuse M for writing those comments. M didn't realize this until one night another group of M's friends went to William's for a drink. William knew that this group are M's friends, so he took the opportunity to badmouth M in front of them. Telling M's friends that M is writing crap about him on Wikimapia, cursing M for being a Sohai, etc. M's friends were so pissed at William that they nearly "terbalik" the table after hearing those things about M. This group of M's friend also blacklisted William's from then on.

I'm very pissed off after hearing this too, how could William simply accuse M for writing those comments on Wikimapia?! We don't even know who actually wrote it as anyone who doesn't like William's mamak could've written it.

I've lost all respect for this William, what a damn sore loser he is, a little criticism also cannot take.

Actually, I got another lady friend who ordered a dish of Indomie Goreng at William's, guess how much William charged her? RM7 for a dish of plain Indomie Goreng! This lady asked William why is a dish of Indomie Goreng so expensive, William replied right in front of her in Cantonese, "Becoz this dish are for Sohai to eat wan." After that, this lady friend also blacklisted William's.
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Anyway,to those who wish to add fire / defend William,THIS is the direct link o the thread

C4... Diffused..~!

2006-09-05T22:41:00.000+08:00

Briton at Asia Cafe Arrested by Malaysian Police for Online Money Laundering

He was a regular sight at Asia Café. He was the man whom some labeled as the computer Einstein as he was the white-haired Caucasian man with the Einstein hairstyle who spent hours everyday from morning to afternoon ‘working online’ from his Dell laptop at Table C4.

It is believed that more than a thousand students from the SS15 area, which includes Taylor's, Inti, Metro, dan lain lain lagi.... has seen him before.

It was not until a few days ago when his true identity and work was foiled! He was the man behind the mask of a popular online scam that attracted 100,000 global investors. He was just arrested last Wednesday (30th August 2006) by Malaysian police officers for online money laundering involving a massive sum of RM26,679,371.

I’m guessing that you might most probably have seen him before. Isn’t it a little surprising? Many who suspected this harmless peasent to be a mastermind of crime should cash in their money, as many had their doubts, sensing something was not right as he sits there at the same table (C4) working on his Dell laptop for hours from morning to afternoon almost everyday. I mean, why would someone spent hours on a laptop everyday in such a humid and busy place when he could be comfortably working back from his home? Perhaps, he might be just another Caucasian enjoying the tropical weather and Asian scene that he can’t get back in his country?

But the truth was revealed a few days ago when he was arrested. All this happened while he was at Asia Cafe doing his daily routine,working his online scam from his laptop. He was using Asia Café’s internet connection to disguise his identity and IP address so that he could not be tracked down by Malaysian police.

In my opinion though, I think he was doing this for the trill of it. Ya know.. ta see how long till he gets caught.. I mean, if he really wants to steal money for the sake of spending and living a luxurious life, wouldn't he like... scam 5mil and move to another country... then scam another 5mil...?

Wait.. Don't label him Dumb just yet.. Let's say.. he lost his passport or has a fear of planes or doesn't trust Malaysian Airlines or sumthin la k? Give him he benefit of the doubt..
Couldn't he like.... change location or sumthin..?
There are tons of places with WiFi which he could use to vary his IP address..! Like Starbucks or sumthin..

Maybe he feels the employees at Starbucks would suspect sumthin.. and feels much safer with the Seh-ger-soo-gers (Africans) around..

OR maybe he thinks that Malaysian police are jez plane dumb...

Lolz.. Maybe he purposely came to Malaysia coz he heard of the great police force which came to the rescue after getting a robbery report from my neighbour's place which is 800 meters away... 35mins later..

With guns and all summore...
35 minutes late.. SHoot birds ah?

Lolz..
Malaysian Police probably weren't even gonnna bust him..
Maybe Immigration officers came to bust illegal Seh-ger-soo-gers working there, and happen to see his laptop while he was in the loo..~!

This is the news report published from The Star & New Straits Times respectively:

The Crocodile Hunter.... Hunted!!

2006-09-04T20:04:00.000+08:00

CAIRNS, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44.

Irwin was at Batt Reef, off the remote coast of northeastern Queensland state, shooting a segment for a series called "Ocean's Deadliest" when he swam too close to one of the animals, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said.

"He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said Stainton, who was on board Irwin's boat at the time.

Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.

Irwin was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchword "Crikey!" in his television program "Crocodile Hunter." First broadcast in Australia in 1992, the program was picked up by the Discovery network, catapulting Irwin to international celebrity.

He rode his image into a feature film, 2002's "The Crocodile Hunters: Collision Course" and developed the wildlife park that his parents opened, Australia Zoo, into a major tourist attraction.

"The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest dads on the planet," Stainton told reporters in Cairns. "He died doing what he loved best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. He would have said, 'Crocs Rule!'"

Prime Minister John Howard, who hand-picked Irwin to attend a gala barbecue to honor President Bush when he visited in 2003, said he was "shocked and distressed at Steve Irwin's sudden, untimely and freakish death."

"It's a huge loss to Australia," Howard told reporters. "He was a wonderful character. He was a passionate environmentalist. He brought joy and entertainment and excitement to millions of people."

Irwin, who made a trademark of hovering dangerously close to untethered crocodiles and leaping on their backs, spoke in rapid-fire bursts with a thick Australian accent and was almost never seen without his uniform of khaki shorts and shirt and heavy boots.

His ebullience was infectious and Australian officials sought him out for photo opportunities and to promote Australia internationally.

Irwin's public image was dented, however, in 2004 when he caused an uproar by holding his infant son in one arm while feeding large crocodiles inside a zoo pen. Irwin claimed at the time there was no danger to the child, and authorities declined to charge Irwin with violating safety regulations.

Later that year, he was accused of getting too close to penguins, a seal and humpback whales in Antarctica while making a documentary. Irwin denied any wrongdoing, and an Australian Environment Department investigation recommended no action be taken against him.

Stingrays have a serrated, toxin-loaded barb, or spine, on the top of their tail. The barb, which can be up to 10 inches long, flexes if a ray is frightened. Stings usually occur to people when they step on or swim too close to a ray and can be excruciatingly painful but are rarely fatal, said University of Queensland marine neuroscientist Shaun Collin.

Collin said he suspected Irwin died because the barb pierced under his ribcage and directly into his heart.

"It was extraordinarily bad luck. It's not easy to get spined by a stingray and to be killed by one is very rare," Collin said.

News of Irwin's death spread quickly, and tributes flowed from all quarters of society.

At Australia Zoo at Beerwah, south Queensland, floral tributes were dropped at the entrance, where a huge fake crocodile gapes. Drivers honked their horns as they passed.

"Steve, from all God's creatures, thank you. Rest in peace," was written on a card with a bouquet of native flowers.

"We're all very shocked. I don't know what the zoo will do without him. He's done so much for us, the environment and it's a big loss," said Paula Kelly, a local resident and volunteer at the zoo, after dropping off a wreath at the gate.

Stainton said Irwin's American-born wife Terri, from Eugene, Ore., had been informed of his death, and had told their daughter Bindi Sue, 8, and son Bob, who will turn 3 in December.

The couple met when she went on vacation in Australia in 1991 and visited Irwin's Australia Zoo; they were married six months later. Sometimes referred to as the "Crocodile Huntress," she costarred on her husband's television show and in his 2002 movie.

Merdeka~! From a different point of view..

2006-09-04T01:28:00.000+08:00

It was the 31st of August..
49 Years ago..Our beloved country proudly broke off from the shackles of the "Anjing Penjajah".. yang menjajah dengan kejam sekali...

Kita, sebagai warga Malaysia terhutang budi kepada Wira-wira seperti Tunku Abdul Rahman, yang berjuang bermati-matian untuk merampas kermerdekaan daripada orang Inggeris.. Jika pekara ini tidak tercatat dalam sejarah, Negara kita mungkin
mencapai impian sebagai negara yang maju, dan tidak terjebak dalam pelbagai rasuah dan konflik dalam negara. Negara kita mungkin diiktiraf antara destinasi pelancongan bertaraf dunia, yang mempunayi ekonomi yang stabil dan mata wang yang besar di bawah pemerintahan pelbagai gabenor Inggeris yang berkaliber..

Owh well,..
We owe it to them don't we..

Ahahaa..
I'm just kiddin..
HEy~! No Country is perfect..
I love Malaysia no matter whut ppl huvta say...
I mean, you can't get busted for fooling around with illegal fireworks and get away
with paying 50 bucks in Singapore can ya?
ahhaha.. Sound Familiar? *wink wink*

Notice Malaysians aren't really patriotic...
Some ppl can't even remember the lyrics to Negaraku.. ... I'm Serious...
I mean...
How could u not remember it?
The song has been like the hottest hawaiian song around wiey..~~
(Incase some of all dun't know, Negaraku is from the hawaiian song Mamula Moon..
Go Limewire it)

Things I like about Malaysia..
Hm..
Let's see..
....The culture~!
Da fact that u can be late for sumthin..
and find out that the ppl ure meeting are even later...
Well, expcept fer Sam that is...
AHhahaa.. sorry fer makin ya wait...=o)

And.... and..
The mindsets of Malaysians!
When we're eating, Food haven't even finish yet, we'll start to wonder what's next..!

Or, When Zhe misses an open goal,
The variety of languages and dialects u can hear from Xiang all the way from the other goal post!

And how about the fact that 10ppl can fork out one dollar and watch a clear DVD?
(I know Sam won't la..)
Or downloading the latest flick.. by leaving the comp on overnight..~!
Kiwi who's now studying in Aus got a warning letter from Disney fer downloading Finding Nemo..
Xiang would get alot of letters from Japan if he moved to Aus...
Lolz..

Anywayz..
Isa and I were chatting and thinkin of a place to chill and watch firewerks fer Merdeka~!
Isa was like..
If only we could find an apartment and watch from there.. EVerywhere would be packed..

SO yea.
Thought fer awhile..
Nobody has an aparment we could use..

Hm...
Apartment.. Apartment..
Den suddenly..

*TING!!*

Me: Eh Isa..!! Ya noe da abandoned apartments near Sulaiman..?

Isa: Er.. yea..

Me: It over looks the Curve and the view is pretty awesome...Can see the whole of Tmn Tun, Pj, and probably can see KL too.. Probably we could watch the fireworks from there...

Isa: Sounds good.. but no one lives there.. How we gonna watch?

Me: Er.. go in la..

Isa: HUH? but..

OOOHHH...!!!!

Jon, Ernie, Colin and I have checked da place out at night b4..
Looks quite creepy..
Coz is WUZ at night..

And Colin was like.. "EH Macha! What if SUDDENLY!!! A head pops up THERE>>!!!!!

SO yea..
Jez took a small tour around that place..

So Isa suggested we check da place out during day 1st to make sure we knew da place,how to get up,
and made sure there weren't gonna be any heads poppin' up frem anywhere..

Da place looked quite safe..
Not gonna crumble to da ground after we step foot on it or anythin..
Jez has like wood sticking out here and there, holes.. etc.
Normal unfinished building..

Except for the highest floor,
Which was our front row seats to the view and the fireworks..... IT HAD NO WALLS...!!!

SO yea,..
Climbed all da way to the top floor...
View was breathtaking~!
Was really nice to have a bird's eye view of the place ya grew up... ya noe wud i mean?
Lolz..
I could even see my house~!
and Isa's Garage..
His house was blocked by trees..

Everything was awesome..~!
Till I Looked down...
I have fear of heights...
So..
yea..
I had to crawl to the edge to look down...

Honestly,
If u wanna kill someone,
Jez take them up there..
Say u wanna show them da awesome view..
Tell them there's an elephant at da bottom of the building...
When he looks down
And push the fella like there's no tomorrow~!
If the police ask..
He slipped.. =o)

Or..
If u already killed a macha..
and dunno where to dump it..
Jez dump it there..

Would be real funny if da next time I go there..
I see a couple of bodies lying arond, smiling at me..
Lolz..

So yea.. anyway..
Walked around a lil..
Checked out the basement and all..
Found blue prints to the place~!
It dated 1999..

Had a couple of dead stuff in there..
Snake... Cat..
Could see da bones all..
EEELk..!

Came across a newspaper..
Date was.. 7th of Aug 2006...
WUt da??

Owh well..

So yea..
ISa took da blue prints and a Constuction helmet as a souvenir ...
Which I dropped from the 15th floor which took like 4 secs till it hit da ground with a thud!

SO yea..
Place was tight for the night~!

Got back to Isa's, rang up ppl..Had dinner, Got food, drinks, Stereo, I-Trip, Torch Lights and headed there at bout 10 sumthin...

Jon Ming's torch light was like... SoOper Bright wiey~!
Could Shine to the moon and Moon-rians would be blinded..

So yea..
Everythin was perfect..
Street lights painted our scenary, snacks humbled our greed, drinks refreshed us from the long batu caves like climb, Stereo set the mood.. till all was good...

We could see 4 different firework display simultaneously..~!
But was pretee small la..
I think it was Stadium Merdeka, Piramid.. and some other places lah..

Here are the pics..~!
Enjoy..!!
....And dun tell anyone..

=_= right.

Do CLiCK the bottom pic to Enlarge.. Awesome view~!

Photography Credits: Loh Jon Ming

stop humping the animals!

2006-09-03T22:14:00.000+08:00

so who's its daddy?i mean i heard and im sure some of u(hi weijun) seen girls doing the thang with animals...but a fish??wtf!a fisherman caught this in some place called teluk bahang and it has been sent to a museum!so kids plz stay away from the animals or wank to a fishbowl!

Merdeka!!!!!

2006-08-29T22:28:00.000+08:00

hello guys, not mucha activity on the blog now, but yeah just to keep things updated, most of us (kwfc) are huge united fans, and after just 3 games into the start of the prem, manu are the only one with the perfect record, arsenal, liverpool and CHELSEA have all lost already this season. AMAZING!

on lighter note, just got back my trials and i got 6A's again like my mid terms, even though i mostly maintained, i dropped for chem and add maths :( noooo.

all right, a year a go on the 30th of August 2005, our pimpplzzzzzz was finanlly able to drive and yeah we were up to mischief that nite, we were so patriotic. well lets just say things got really noisy that nite!

i shall not blog bout what happen on that eventful merdeka nite, but i just gotta say 5 cengal is the bomb.

=) to all those who were in the car, and yeah sorry jon even though it was a year ago!!!!

Frank Lampard...

2006-08-15T18:40:00.000+08:00

Frank Lampard today told reporters in a press confrence held at Londons famous stamford bridge that the no 8 for england and chelsea will be hanging up his boots. Suffering from depression from lost of form and having lost to Liverpool in the charity shield on sunday, it was time to give up the only thing he knows what to do, and he will be switching sports claims the profilic midfielder who was chelseas top scorer last season. Heres frank at his new club....

Linger

2006-08-14T20:41:00.000+08:00

"Linger"

If you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it fade.

I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude,
It's tearing me apart, It's ruining everything.

I swore, I swore I would be true, and honey, so did you.
So why were you holding her hand? Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time? Was it just a game to you?

But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by, trying not to lie,
Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew, I just wanna be with you.

But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

And I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

stare some stare good for health?

2006-08-13T23:42:00.000+08:00

Paint Ball..!

2006-08-13T20:19:00.000+08:00

Inconjunction with all the birthdays in August, Kwfc, featuring Kege and Hann, decided to celebrate by shooting each other with coloured pallets...
No Sam, i'm not talking about chess...

Lolz..

Everyone gathered at Neekolas' house all suited up and ready to go..
With Heroic Hann wearing slippers and board shorts, he was destined for slaughter..
And his excuse was..

"I donno.. I thought we playing in water... "Paint" ball ma...."

So neekolas lend him some small tight jeans, that made him look like a farmer..
But yea.. who cares about your funny pair of pants when ur driving around in a Celica..!!

Ah Mai, practising his "I-finish-washing-your-car,boss" pose for the future..

Agu....!!

Look..! There's a lamp post growing out of Ken's finger...

SO yea..
Got to da place and Neekolas, rounding up the guys to see check who farted in the car...
And Ernest, practising his "It's not me" speech.

The ever so happy Mr. Don Michael, admitting it was him...! Bloody Filipino..
Hann in background still feeling the after effects..

Sam, still wondering where's the chess board...

Some gay hand touching Ernest...

WHAT! My two hands were on da camera

Mai, all semangat with his pants and all..

Hann looking like some F4 member forced to whole a gun..

Sam, Looking good as a Poh Kong Security guard..
WHERE'S MY ONE DOLLAR...!!

Now Don looks like a proper Terrorist...

Team captains, Mai and Sam "juiced" to picked teams...

First up, we have team... "Jilly Really Silly"

And the opposition... bearing the name... "3000"

OooH... kevin-underscore-THREETHOUSAND ... =O)

The game kicked off in the Jungle terrains with The flag in the middle format..
Team Jilly-Really-Silly took 1st round victory with Captain Coopers capturing the flag in the middle, with much chaos on the field..

The Teams exchanged sides as the game play format changed to capture the flag at the enemies' base...
Mr. Donmichael Rambo-ing his way through the Jungle Terrains with back up from Kevintan_3000 on the left flank and Coopers on da right, knocked every member of team 3000 ou before capturing the flag and waving it with pride and honour to bring home another victory for team Jilly-Really-Silly..

Battle grounds changed to The Boulders Field as team Jilly-Really-Silly battled hard to ward of sharpshooters like Agu and Kege..
With Ke Wei Sam knocked out with a shot on his backside by Kege, team Jilly-Really-Silly was determined to avenge his absence..
Agu then head-shot Me in the head as teams were even on both sides..
There was a lump on my head btw...

With Don Michael as deputy, team Jilly-Really-Silly had no problems finishing off the rest..

With the score at 3-0..
Team 3000 then admitted defeat and we celebrated with... water..

We then exchanged team members and finished off da remaining pallets and rounded a good day of paintball~!

Ernest: Tam-ma-der da fella shot my.... Sexy muscle.. Look..! *Flex*
Kevin: *With arm in the air* Sighz.. Jilly-Reaaally-Silly
Justin Mah: ... SO pain.. I wanna go home..
(Stoopid boy..! Waste all da bullets so u can go out of da game..!)

Men of the match.. COopers,Kevin,Don..

Battle Scar.. *A shot from neeekolas from 1 meter after I yelled to him for submission*
Me: *Jumps behind neekolass* Surrender...!
Neeekolass: *BANG!*
Me: *OOOOSH~!* Nvm..

The hole on my shirt..

The dissapointed team "3000"

Everybody say JILLY-REALLY-SILLY..!!

maths

2006-08-10T19:27:00.000+08:00

Happy Butt-day PowerFul Xiangz!!

2006-08-04T18:46:00.000+08:00

Happy buttday ke Wei xiangs.
The faithful keeper we all know has turned eighteen the legal age of getting Laid=] and getting thin ;p.
He has been more than just a friend to me. he has been a cousin! hahah =]

See the Resemblance?
Most Left: Xiang Most Right : Kev aka frostynips =]

u DON"T? oh c'mon..
how bout now?

Kev Xiang

Well, We'll be celebrating at a seafood restaurant and head on to breaker's after that =] awesome. Xiang's going to get all the chics.. gonna be so hip.gonna make another bubble tea =]
He can tell ernest.. ... ... to go to HelllLLll.

HAPPY B'DAY CAPTAIN WEI JIENNN

2006-08-02T20:22:00.000+08:00

1st of August marked the birth of a very dumb yet smart loyal devotee to God who's fart smells like eggs (in case you didn't already know)

Jinn has done it all from a rock band,to dancing solos,to shuffling contests,to team leader on and off the field,to consecutively getting 2 marks for add math....

As i would always like to put it, you don't need a special day to tell someone how special they really are because we all know how special wei jinn really is

I mean come on,he has excelled in almost everything except pass add math( which you lied to hunter about jinn..who's gona go to heLLLlllLL now eh ??)

Here's what the guys chipped in to get jinn this yr..well ken jon and i did the shopping but yeaaa !! we got him TOE SOCKS...f*cking colourful toe socks and a wallet which he desperately needs...wanted to get him a hp but couldnt contact the sister...oh well

Happy Birthday Dearest Jinn!!a motivation on and off the field,a partner in crime,an accomplice and most importantly of all a friend

Happy Birthday "Shoulder" Khaw..

2006-07-31T17:31:00.000+08:00

The small hot nerdy Chinaman which bears the number 24 proudly on his back who's dwelling place of 5 Lengkok Zabaa which now has been part of our dwelling place has finally become 17 as the 30th of July has come to pass..!

So yea..
Xiang and I went ta 1u ta get Ernest a casual shoe since he's always wearing his faded Puma's which he used to play futsal..
Spoils da shoe oni la stoopid Chinaman..

Anywayz..
We reached 1u and made our way to Studio R
And there it was...

A big red sign that says "SALE"
Suddenly..
The word "S.H.O.E" dissapeared from our mind..

The place was filled with lil red cardboards hangin from the ceiling with numbers which used to look like my maths marks.. 20%.... 30%.. 40%... "2%"..
lolz..

So yea..
was lookin at some T-Shirts at da front of the shop till something caught our eye..

Yes..
It never looked so beautiful.. so rare..
What a sight it was..!
The last time i saw it was about a year ago..

So Xiang and I dropped whutever we were holding..
And scoot to the area with haste!
With smiles on our faces and frowns on our parents', Seeing the smiley agongs in red and green papers which they sit in the offcie for hours for, being exchanged to the tudung-ed lady at counter..

There it was..
4 Huge baskets with clothes of different variety with various colours with different shapes and sizes.. piled as if an elephant went though it, topped with a sign that says all for 50%

WHOah..!
My fav section of sales..!

I got a few things that caught my eye immediately..
But insufficient agongs in my wallet restricted me to do so..
And my Accounts Payable account (for the BM students like ah mai.. ) Akaun Pemiutang, was really full.. =o)

So yea..
Just bought a T-shirt..
Xiang was digging, turning and tossing the clothes like making roti canai..
Xiang couldn't find his size...
So..
yea..
..
There were two roti canai makers...

Xiang wanted size..(The Mr. Hong Slang...) "ELLLLLLLLLLL"
Lolz.. sorry inside joke.. =O)

Anywayz..
We got all our stuff..
Smiling..
and wanted to ciao...

Den..
O sheeet...
We didn't get Ernest his shoe yet..!

So..
YEa..
Off we went lookin for shoes..
Chose a few nice ones..

Yo Kak..!
Kasut nih..
ada size 6 ah?

...
kejap.. ku pi tengok..

They took years to find man..!
Xiang and I sit there until mosquito bite...

Da fella came back,
smiled at us...
Tak da lah..

This horri-gi-ble incident happened a few times until we decided to go ta Al-Ikhsan in Ikano..

So yea..
Tired from all the shopping and the laughing...
We walked to the car park...
Passed a few restaurants..
and Pets wonderland...

Xiang: Macha.. Wouldn't it be funny if we got Ernest a PET for his birthday..

Me: ahahaha

Xiang: *Looks At the big advertisement in front of the shop with pictures of all kinds of pets.. Cats.. Dogs.. RABBITS.. Hamsters*

Me: Lolz.. Ernest... HAppy Birthday.. We got you a Gold FIsh... to bring u a lot of ONG and good feng shui...

Xiang: Let's buy him.............. A RABBIT...!!!

Me: Ahahhaa.. Yea Wei..!

So we walked in and started to look for a rabbit..

Walked to the rabbit seciton, Laughed at the rabbit for 15mins..
and called ernie's momma..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty...?

Mrs.Khaw: Yah..?

Xiang: Xiang here..

Mrs.Khaw: Oh Wei Xiang ah? You wanna talk to Ernest ah..? Wait ah.. He's next to me..

Xiang: *Oh No...* Er... Aunty.. I'll call u back lah.. ok? Bye Bye..

Me: Shit..

Xiang: Nvm.. lah.. call back ..

Moments later..

Xiang: Hallo Aunty??

Mrs.Khaw: Yellow?

Xiang: Aunty.. Dun't tell Ernest i'm on the phone...

Mrs.Khaw: .... Ok..

Xiang: Is it ok if we buy Ernest a rabbit..?

Mrs Khaw: A WHAT....!>?!

Xiang: urmm..... a rabbit..??

Mrs Khaw: A RABBIT...?!?!

Xiang: Yes... A rabbit..

Mrs Khaw: Ok lorh... FOr Fun lorh..

Xiang: Okay-Thank You-Bye...!

So we asked da fella to get da rabbits..
Da dood went behind da glass to get da rabbits..

Dood: Nak berape ekor?

Me: How many?

Xiang: Two lah.. If not da fella very bored la...

Me: er....abang, nak dua .. Satu Laki Satu Perempuan..

Dood: OK..! Yang mane?

Me: Points at da cute ones..

*Dood takes the bunny up.. spreads the leg, and blows the fur to check...*

Dood: Tak leh nampak lah.. Terlalu Kecil.. Rasanya Perempuan..

Me: U pasti ah? Mungkin ada tapi terlalu kecil...?

Dood: Tak tau la.. sangat kecil la arnab nih.. Tak leh nampak..

Me: er... Ok lah..

Dood: Lagi..?

Me: *Points*

Dood: *Blows da bunny's fur again*

Me: Macam mane?

Dood: Tak da benda la.. Nasib la..

Me: err.. ok lah.. Bila besar baru tau la..

So yea.. =O)
We got Ernest a pair of rabbits for his birthday..

Everyone...
This is Aston

and this is Martin...

And *Russel Peters Accent* "together"....
They're Aston Martin...!

Ernest,
Thikin of ways to cook the rabbit...

Lolz..
Ernest's dad wanted to feed da rabbit XO wiey!

We also got him a book!

Lolz..
I got this from the World of Feng Shui Website..

"Rabbits create romantic chi in the home and are said to be suitable for newly weds and young couples"

Your mom is gonna thank me... =O)

why you shouldnt trust soccernet.

2006-07-30T23:52:00.000+08:00

kevin_tan3000@

2006-07-27T00:22:00.000+08:00

wow..alas..a gentlement among the kw's..never knew that this is how the ppl of 3000' express their love.so when are we gonna get our share of lovin' huh cupcake?

personal reminder for nick..check ur sista's email..u'll never know what you'll find in it...

Negaraku...

2006-07-23T00:15:00.001+08:00

i remember over a year ago, our fellow good friend mr racoon cal, has been among those to hit the lottery that most people wouldn't have wanted to strike. yes? how fucking stupid is that. National Service, NS, Khidmat Negara.

I remembered so well i came back one afternoon and i started lauhging my head off cause cal got it and we made jokes bout him being a racoon and i drew pics of him holding a malaysian flag.

God watches everything.

because 89xxxx-xx-xxx3

has been chosen to represent Ke Wei FC as the first NS KE wei.

:(

Psychology Homework

2006-07-17T23:04:00.000+08:00

My Psyco teacher was a comedian man..
How cool is that..

Lolz..
This Semester got more hot Men teachers.. =O)

Oh..
btw..

THe "cute" surfe dude ICPU lecturer.. Mr. Dave

is getting Married..~!

.. too Miss Megan..

Awww....

They met here in Taylor's and they're goin back to Canada to get Married.. =O)

Anwayz..
My Psycology lecturer asked us to ponder about Malaysian Culture in our groups..
After 10 mins..
The lights went off..
And there stood Mr. J,
With an Ice Hockey stick, head gear and an evolution picture of mankind ending with a Canadian with a hockey stick..
Canadians love thier hockey by the way..
And if you call them "Americans," it's like almost insulting them..
Although geographicly the two countries are close, but they're supposedly nothin alike in terms of social attributes.
Canadians are supposedly more down to earth, friendly, and have that ready-to-help-attitute compared to the Americans which are more "I want things THAT way," and their attitude of "lets go invade another country".. lolz.. and abit on the egoistic side being the supposed "superpower" of the world. According to my lecturers u can put anyone, in a Canadian school, and the person would fit right in..
And my cousin, who studies in Canada seems to be doing just great.. =o)
She sez she loves it there..
So yea.. there must be some truth in it..
But of course, don't be misled, i'm not generalizing the people in Canada or the U.S.. Not everyone is like that.. It's just most people I guess.. Just like how Singapore and Malaysia are so alike in many ways.. yet so different..
Like how "kiasu" the students in Singapore are, and how care free Malaysians can be with thier Tidak-Apa-Attitude... For example Kevin throwing rubbish out of the car window everyday.. sheesh.. and yes, of course, the all famous Malaysian timing..;O)

My lecturers are starting to make me like Canada alot..
Hope I could study there or sumthin..
Seems like an awesome place... both Geographiclly and Socially...
Heard Canada is really beautiful...

Getting really off topic here..
Anywayz..
With the lights off,
Mr. J, my psyco teacher...
Suddenly pops out from under the table,
With his Hockey Stick, Head gEar and funky t-shirt,
Stood on the table,
And started doing a rant from a famous Canadian beer ad about being Canadian..
Apparently, it was the most played commercial in Canadian History.. 112 times a day

Dun't find anythin interesting about the Ad. But Canadians are rather patriotic..SO i guess it was kinda cool to them..
Anywyaz...
here it is...

So yea..
HE did that.. With his "uniform" and all..
Was pretty cool seeing a teacher with soo much passion fer his country. And with so much dedication to win our attention and our hearts.

Still can't picture our tudung-ed teachers doing that..

Imagine Salmah... Jumps up on the table.. and..
wait.. let's be realistic
..
Imagine Salmah jummps on a concrete platform, and starts mimicking the i-talk advertisement...
Lolz..

"EH... i-talk"

"you talk.??"

"i-talk..!!"

"Talk lah..!"

"No.. i-talk"

"TALK LAH..!"

"NOO!!! I-TALK!!"

ahaha..
Lame Malaysians...

Lolz..
Check out our Malaysian Chart Topping Hit Wiey...!!

OLD NEWS PAPER...!!
*Jeng Jeng Jeng*
OLD NEWS PAPER...!!

...

Anywayz..
Mr. J asked us to come out with out own "Malaysian" rant..
Or which ever country u come from..
Coz there are quite a number of foreign doodz in my class..

So here's mine..
Hope it goes on tevee~!
Enjoy~!

I’m A Malaysian,
I don’t mind eating at food stalls which many may consider dirty,
In fact, some say it makes the food more tasty,
Just like everyone else, I could survive just by eating Indian roti,
And almost everything I eat must include curry or chili.

Yes, there is no doubt the food does make use the loo more often,
This could be why the public toilets always smell like a drove of oxen,
Sometimes, as Malaysians it’s hard to understand each other,
Tamil, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Bahasa,
But we all know when someone is cursing our mother.

Like any other country, we have a national sport,
Shopping it is! Yes, we never get bored,
If you want to get there on time, don’t even think about the public transport,
By the time it comes, you would have already to start to rot.

We Malaysians, we can never be on the dot,
Neither can we accept our mistakes; we’ll never admit we forgot,
You’d probably hear something like, It’s not fault! My watch did stop,
We’ll try to get away with everything; we never want to get caught.

Most people speed on the road to get to somewhere on time,
Malaysian drivers, we’re one of a kind,
Going in all directions, never able ro read the road sign,
Signaling with our middle fingers, cursing women drivers are all blind,
Don’t panic if you see an officer on the road, don’t worry about the fine,
Slip the officer a fifty, and all he’ll say is, “Don’t speed again next time!”

Some Malay girls walk around with things on their head which looks like a dome,
Some Singh guys bundle their hair up like they can’t afford a comb,
Some Chinese are stingy, we’ll trick you into buying anything, we’ll never leave you alone,
We’re all different is so many ways, but we will always respect everyone of our own,
Malaysia, yes it weird country, right down to the bone,
But I love this place, I call it my home.

i wandaa if u know!

2006-07-15T21:34:00.000+08:00

Hey! =]

Its been a while hasn't it since i last posted.
Anyways, few dudes and girls have been asking me y my nick is frosty nippless and how do my nipples look like... and NO, its not frosty haha.. wat the hell is a frosty niple anyway?

There! its proven.. no frost on nipples lol. =]
i expect no more questions bout it...
btw, thats not my bed. its some massage matress at j.w. marriot, phuket.

Frostynipples is just a random nick name that came for no where=].

Anyway, i've a new dog..=] and i'm suggesting him for our team mascot.
He's like the handsomest amongst us all.=]

Rusty TAn!=] and Limae's feet lol.yeee

Li mae and our new mascot!

Rusty [ My dog=] ] and Winny [ Makji's dog] doing the 69!

bahahhaah! =]

ICPU Prom 06

2006-07-11T02:31:00.000+08:00

Forgive me for my lengthly absence..
I was on a month break..
Awesome time..
Anywayzz...~~

Before da ICPU semester endded in June, Mr. Meagher the ICPU prom director decided to have prom to close the semester with a bang!
Soo.. oh weLL..
Ppl who were goin tried to convince, pester, and black mail ppl who weren't..
And I, happen to be in the army of ppl who were not interested in goin..

Anywayz...
I cudn't be bothered..
Sat for my examz..
And.. WoHOO~!
HOLIDAY~~~

Den...
Sat morn... got a msg frem Ken sayin he got free tixx to da prom..
Said he's gonna sell it or sumthin..
So he could play 200 games of foosball.... ... freak..!

So.. Sun night..
Ken said he can't sell da tixx..
Coz he has to be there.. if not he won't get da free tixx.

So ..
Owh well..
This would pacify da ppl who were beggin us to go..

Ok settle~!
Wait….. Sheeet..!
I've got nuthin ta wear..
not gonna rent a suit again like da last thyme.
duwanna spend any money..
Really broke.. wuz saving it all fer da Penang Trip..

Decided not to wear anythin special ..
Could't be bothered actually.. ...it's just prom.. which is alwayz overly hyped..

sO I planned to go semiformal..!
Called my reliable malay.... ISA..!
and went ta pick it up in my sista's Kelisa!..

Isa's house is like in da middle of da jungle of Pencala..
it's like..
small houses.. small houses..rumah atap.. rumah kayu.. suddenly..ISA'S HOUSE...!!!

Felt really proud of myself..
I could find my way there without askin fer directions..
Shows that i know my Isa well.... ... how gay..

but yeah.. I can say.. i'm Isa's only friend who knows how to get ta his place without directions..!

I deserve an award..
The "I know my way to Isa' house award"

So yeah..
Came home..
Tried his suit on..

...and i looked like a RUGBY PLAYER..!!
The coat was too broad..
Kinda big too.
A 5 year old can get lost in there..
Ok fine.. I'm just Skinny..
At least not Horizontally challenged like Yi Ping...!
(.. Sorry Ping... you know yer not fat right..)
Can't bang Xiang ade..
If not det Muscular dood will bash me up till I look like Denzel Washington..

Went ta Jon’s place da nexx day..
His mom and maid thinks I’m gay..
Lolz..
Wuz berchllin wif him..
Asked me whut I wuz doin later..
Den I remembered… o sheet.. Prom..

Jon… I've got nuthin to wear.. I think I’ll go with my singlet, slippers and shorts..!......... and newspaper under my arms like a grandfather..
Jonny boy my savior sed he cud lend me his Jacket and all..
Tried it on ……………………Settle..!
Den his Mom walked in on us while I was on his bed..
Giving me the.. why are u gay and whut u doin on my son’s bed look..
Luckly I put on my shirt already… if not… =O)
Ahaha.. chillin la.. Jon’s mom is cool..

Anywayz.,..
We chilled at Colin’s.. den suddenly..
My date called..
Says he’s cumin in Half an hour.. ..
Yes… HE..
Is there a problem…?

The clock at corner of my eye indicated it was already 6.15..
So off I went… Home to Pimp-pi-fy myself…

Got done and feelin all fly .. checked my watch.. and I still had 5mins..
Settle~!
Thought I’d wait fer my date outside my house..

Saw my neighbors’ cleanin up their old house.. they have moved out now..
Huvn’t seen them in a while…

Old Aunty 1: Waaahh… Jinn-Jinn.. SO Hansome ah.. Where u goin?? Pak thor ah?? Ehehhee.

Me: Oh.. Hi aunty.. I’m going… err… (Do these old doodz noe whut prom is?..nvm..) Going out la aunty..

Old Aunty 1: Wahh u soo tall already horrr.. you no girl friend ah…?

Me: Er.. No lah aunty…

Old Aunty 1: Sure anot..?? You like guys izit..? eheheh…

Me: *wut da heck..* eehhee.. no la aunty.. ( Oh Ken Gene.. Plz dun’t come now..!!)

Aunty 2 walks in

Old Aunty 2: eh Jinn-Jinn.. how are you… Wah.. soo tall already..

Me: *Smiles and Nodds..*

Old Aunty 2: Going out with your girl friend ah..?

Me: …..

Old Aunty 1: I tell you ah.. “youngsters” now a days.. all got girl friend very fast… during my time ah… All da boys all try to chase after me.. but my mother will chase them out with a broom.. Sighz…. So charm… Den when I met Uncle… ( History of my neighbours love life goes on fer few minutes)

Old Aunty 3 over hears the story and comes in..

Old Aunty 3: Ya la.. My son ah.. so young already had 3 girl friends..

Old Aunty 1: My son oso lah… Got 5 already… What to do.. cannot stop them right?

Old Aunty 2: *Feels left out because she’s not married* err.. My nephew ah.. I think got… 6 already…

Me: *Okayyy and the winner is… the nephew with 6 Gurls…*
Er.. aunty.. I forgot to take something..la.. I’ll see u later.. Bye aunty..

*Runs back to my house and does not look back*

Ken, a typical Malaysian… comes half an hour late..
..Peeked around my neighbors’ to see if they’re around.. and ran like there wuz no tomorrow..!!

My date.. =O)

Reached Sheraton at 8.15...

ME: Yo ken.. Wut time does prom start..?

Ken: er... 7.00..

Me: whut thyme is it now?

Ken: *looks at his watch which shows 8.15* urm... not 7.00..

Me: Nvm.. Look for parking..

Ken: err.. I think just park at the Hotel parking only la..

Me: .. OKay..

Reached da parking area...

KEn: How much must we pay ah?

Me: err.. looks for a notice board..

Sheraton Parking
Jam Pertama - RM5
Setiap Jam Berikutnya - RM4

Me: *Thinks In Head*

1st hour - RM5
Gonna be there fer bout.. 3 and 1/2hours?
Next 2.5 hours - RM4 X 2.5

Sub total- RM4 X 2.5 + RM5 = ALOT OF MONEY...>!!!!

Ken: .. so how much.?

ME: QUICK.......... REVERSE!!!

KEN: huh..?? what?

ME: I know my maths not very good.. but i think we should REVERSE..!!!

KEN: *looks at notice board* Omigosh..!! it's 15bucks wiey~!!

ME: REVERSEE...!!!

Ken: *Looks at da back* .... VRRROOooooMMMmm....

ME: OI..! Park there..! In front of TAJ CURRY PALACE..

Ken: *Stops in front of da shop* What if Taj gets angry?

Me: Screw Taj and his whole CUrry Palace la.. jez park there..!!

Ken: If I come back and find Taj's Dhal Curry on my car ure gonna wash it..

Parked da car.. and walked across da road to Sheraton to find nohing has started yet..
typical malaysians..

Bloody Ari Krishnan came with his Red Evo 9...

And some other ppl came differently..

Walked in with Ken bout 8.30..

Everyone looked really nice..
All dressed up and all..
Was great to see the girls all dressed up, make up on, with thier tiny dinner bags, with that lady like poise, topped with a kind smile =O)

And the guys, All neat, and smart with thier polished shoes, jet black suit, half an hour styled hair, with thier date by thier side.
..... and i look to my side.. and i see ken...(-_-)

And even the teachers looked really good..!
My fav teacher.. Miss Rowena looked. ... ehehe.. un-teacher like...
Lolz.. She looked different la.. all dressed up and all.. But she doesn't look good in the photo..

THis is Miss Wong.. My beloved Math teacher..

Miss Megan.. OWh AMm Geee.. U should see her on the dance floor man..!!! Gettin it on and all.. WoooH..!

The ever so friendly Mr. Meagher the ICPU Program Director..

Lolz.. Some of The HOT teachers of ICPU =O)

mY fAV teacher.. Ms. Rowena.. THis picture dozn;t do her justice,,.. but this is da only pic i huv.... owh well..

The cute and bubbly ICPU office secretary, Miss Nadeline..

Anywayz...
PRom Committee had to shoo us in coz everyone wuz Lepakin at da foyer...

Yea..
Took a while to get started..

Prom was sponsered by...

EmCee's came on ..
Did da welcome talk..
and.. introduced da 1st performance..

So Melissa and her partner in crime charmed us with an acoustic duet titled I'll Be by Edwin Mc Cain. They sounded good.. harmonizing and all but a bit too soft..

Next up, few students pumped da crowed with the Retro J-Lo samba, Lets Get Loud..

Soon..
Dinner was served...
Typical Malaysians, HEaring da werd dinner..
Rushed to line up...
I cudn't really be bothered about da food..
Apparently it was from Fridays..
Tasted alright.. ate really little.

Wuz jumpin from table to table seein how everyone wuz doin..
Listenin to their " I was dressing up, then suddenly.." stories.
Takin pics..

Den..
Another Melissa Came up and Kenny G-ed everyone back to thier seats..
She was really good.. Playin da saxophone ain't easy..

After dinner..
EmCee's introduced ze nominees for best dressed which has been nominted by ze teachers..

They made da nominees play games and do stoopid stuff.. Wuz kinda funny.. Especally seein da teachers involved...

Mr. Seto.. One of the ahem,..... " Favourite" teachers wuz on the spotlight fer numerous ocassions

Yeap.. numerous ocassions..

Then.. da same thing went on fer da Prom King and QUeen nominees
And soon..
Our Prom King & Queen was soon found.. and crowned

THe Prom King and Queen then opened da floor as the DJ dropped it like it was hot..

The night went on till Miss Megan gave her Thank You for coming speech..

Then the cam-whoring started..

Ian, our Prom King.. Dozn't he look like a bell boy.. Lolz. Or thoz "captain" from Tai Tong..

Wait....>!!!

Okay.. now u can take my picture..

Lil Miss Ee Von.. A small gurl, with a Big heart..

Claire, ME , Su Yi

Senior's Table..

Dillion and I swicthed dates fer awhile... So i had Jason..~!

Random pics..

85 bucks worth of paper..

Prom is just a night out, or a gathering for all the cam-whores...

Lolz..
I kinda actually had fun during prom...
Everything's goood..... ... when it's free.. =O)

football..a mans game ya?

2006-07-09T18:05:00.000+08:00

and they say there's a women behind every men's success

million dollar babies

2006-07-08T09:17:00.000+08:00

woah clint eastwood is gonna be surprise when he sees the catfight that happened in miri..or should i say gangbang..damn kesian la the girl..those guys are also pussified le..help abit la..nbcb stand there and suck thumb for fux ar?wonder what are they arguing bout le...can only hear those merciless bitches screaming "有没有讲" [got say onot?] ...say wat la...say ur aunty's clam shell very smell ?anyway here's the vid..

you'll never laugh alone

2006-06-24T22:36:00.000+08:00

Kami ALONG!

2006-06-23T14:51:00.000+08:00

Hi Im Donmichael, featured poster not a ke wei heeeheee.
Because of the lack of updates, I bring u the miracle of ALONG through this video I found.

\o/

Our Kiam Siap Plumber

2006-06-11T17:07:00.000+08:00

in our team there is this plumber, he is actually very kiam siap wan, first ar i wanted to sell him some GSC pipe, omen series wan. So i say for each meter 10 ringgit, but then ar he very kiam siap so he say he dont want to buy now, he say when stock price drop to 6 RINGGIT because he is a STUDENT plumber. So i say nevermind.

Later today leh, i call him ask him wanna go do other buisness, then our plumber say He buying the GSC pipe some other series wor, some more he say his supplier last time own kopitiam wan, the best in malaysia to sell MAH O PING. so like that lor, first say kiam siap but for girl supplier he can buy.

This plumber i tell you.

Manutd Vs Arseanl FA cup Semi Finals

2006-06-04T21:27:00.000+08:00

WARNING: Following Post Might Gross You Out and is Based on a true event.

well i have a good memory of that game i was in a mamak with wei jinn and lets just call this other friend ah loong. Me ah loong and jinn were at the mamak watching the fa cup semi finals back when i was in form 3. we were laughing and all at Jasema when suddenly ah loong was having tummy aches. and wei-jinn you know his farting skills all, adviced ah loong "just try and fart it off" and so he did!

we were laughing and shit and stuff when suddenly ah loong turned to wei-jinn with the most palest face! den jinn laughing his ass off already " you shit in your pants ar?" and we were all laughing and shit but ah loong was still like "ya man". ohhh mehh gehhh so he ran off to the toilet and he finished "his buisness". he came out to us and he was like "my underwear all kena!!!" WAHHAHHAA. this was utterly weird because there was this dude next to us having his teh tarik and roti canai when he was looking at us like allot la. and on top of that ah loong was like showing his finger nails which was stuffed with shit! that grosssed me out like shitt literally!

so embarassed me and jinn packed up and we headed to penang mari down the road, and ah loong quickly went for another round of cake making. he came out saying he threw his underwear in the bin at the toilet. jinn was thinking thinking thinkin thinking when he finally got it. he decided WERE GONNA THROW THIS AT SOME ONES HSE!

so daring as we were ah loong took two plastic bags and we went to the toilet and he picked up his shit filled undies and put it in the bag, and i carried it to professor X's hse. our intentions of doing this was because professor x ffk us to watch the match to guesse what play mass mulitplayer role playing game. fucker!!! ditch us!

we finally reached his hse, and jinn with his superb throwing skills threw the underwear into the front yard of the house. =) that would teach professor x to not ffk us the next time :D

hheheh and mind you no identities will be unveilved but this happend to nbe the best story i know to tell :P sorry ah loong.

The Showdown

2006-06-03T10:02:00.000+08:00

Our indian con-man, Sarveen Kandiah had been urging me to play against his team.. "The Little Monsters" (The Jersy they're wearin is Roen's old team jersys which sez "Monsters FC" so they, the younger genaration of the team, call themselves, "The Little Monsters"...... i think..)
But due to a series of unfortunate events, such as examz and mothers, we were unable to do so.

Yesterday,
Sarveen approached me again, and I thought... why not??
So it's set then..!
It would be a week from now..
Either Friday the 9th, or Saturday the 10th.
At our usual battle groud, Sports Unlimited..

They're a heck of a team..
These monsters aren't as little as they seem..
Here's a list of their squad..

Benny Haw(GK)
Sarveen Kandiah
Gilbert Wong
Jeevan Cian
Mukesh
Kelvin ( Muk's cousin, da dood who used to play for Perak who didn't get selected bcoz his mom dozn't wear a tudung =O) )
Bernard Vincent
Ernest Khaw
Kevan Yong

Yes... Ernest Khaw has the choice to play for either teams, or even sit out of the game.. So lets just hope he doesn't do a sam, and decide to play basketball on that day.. =O)

I hope yall would take his match seriously. It would be a good challenge to see how for we've come. Though on paper, odds are against us, but I'd say, Bring It On..!!
The ball is round, anything can happen..

We roughly know what their capable of, since we play with them quite often, so please get in form and start kickin the ball around before the match. I believe we're lackin in match practise.. So please do what u can to get urself in form. I have exams and all so,.. erm..i'll do my part by trainning my brain, so i won't screw up during play.
.. News Flash..!!
Xiang and Ah Mai have been regulars at the GYM, so expect to see the new and improved Ke weis..! (Xiang did u break any of their equipment??)

Yea.. anywayz.. Just gear yourself up physically and mentally for the game..
and give it our best..! Winning and losing iz part of the game...
Lets just hope we're not the losers lah..
No regretz!

P.S. Think we should call Jeremy (our savior with the water tumbler during out 1st match against Kee Peng's Team) or sumthin?

P.S(2) Dharma is back baybeh! Partay at Ashwin's on Friday night! Everyone's invited!

Regards,
Kwfc Captain,

J.Khoo

Mah O Ping =)

2006-05-30T23:25:00.001+08:00

ar si thou ar pei wo ya pui MAH o PING

anyways got the two funniest fuckers at my place don and kevin, and yeah were bombing alot of people.

decode the message la :P

X-Men 3... The Last Stand..

2006-05-27T00:09:00.000+08:00

Caught X-Men 3 on Friday after coL at Summit!
Summit is an interesting place to go..
Many unusual shops..
Somethin different.. =O)

If yer ever plannin ta watch a movie..
ya shud see it at Summit!
Place is alwayz empty..
GSC there is awesome..
The THX sound system can blow yer clothes away~~
So you shud be prepared with hot sexy black underwear.. O yeah!
Student Price there is RM5..
Bring yer Student ID's..!!

Anywayz..
X-3 fer me wuz superb~!
I think all X-Men fans will enjoy the movie..

Couldn't really remember whut happen in X-2..
Took me a while to recall that Jean Grey Died..

Although not as close to the comics and the cartoon,
the movie was thrilling..!
Was quite "semangat-ish" too..
.. Made me want to stand up, and help them fight the Bad Mutants..=O)

Being an X-Men fan..I alwayz marveled at all the mutant powers..
Wolverine is like my all time hero man..!
Use to run around the house with three pencils stuck on each hand...
...poking my sister..

Quick question..!
If u were a mutant, Whut power would you like to posses?
(Ah Mai... the power to control your fart?)

Was soo shocked you-know-who died...
I was speechless fer awhile.... serious..
My Twisties also dropped..

But yea...
I vaguely knew da story line from the cartoon la..
so.. =O)
Just wasn't sure if they'd follow it..

ATTENTION PPL WHO HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE!!
DO wait till the credits end..
There's a short scene after that.. =O)
Not to be missed..!
Seriously!

Heard bout it from a friend..
So, me and my col buds waited there like dungu..
All da kakak came up to clean the cinema and all, and we were still there waiting for all the names to finish poppin' up...
There were seriously... alot of names!

Can't wait fer X-4 to come up!
Hopefully they would introduce Gambit!
Apocalypse should be the Villan then.. =O)
Angel should turn bad in muvee 4 i guess..
Well according to da cartoon la..

Lolz..
Angel is so like...
The useless poser who can fly in the movie..
ahaha..
Incase yall start to ponder ...
"ARGhhh! WHy does Angel look so familiar.>!?@?"

He's Ben Foster from the disney series "Flash Forward"
Google it..! Might just rekindle memories..
It used to be at 7.30pm on the disney channel..
RIght before Boy Meets World..
=O)
RIng a bell?

Rumour has it, that directors are thinkin of making a spin off from the X-Men
With movies such as "Wolverine" and "Magneto"..

NOt sure how that would turn out...
But yea..
For now..

X-Men is a show for all Marvel Comic Fans..!

Enjoy the muveee..!
Cheers~!

Hey........... Hey..... Kes Sam.. (OHH AhH...) We wanna Wishh you... Oooh Oohh... A Happy Birthday..

2006-05-24T23:15:00.000+08:00

Just remembered we didn't sing our TradeMark Birthday Songs..
Owh well..

7.45pm - Meeting time... Ernest's place..

8.15pm - As a Malaysian, arrives at Ernie's place.... Jon's car passes by.. It's JOn!

8.18pm - Enters ernest's place with Jon.. Was keeping a look out for the Jaccuzi..=O)

8.20pm - "What da heck are we doing here, and where's everybody.." conversation kicks off..

8.30pm - Arrival of Kege... With his TCSJ shirt.. ahahaha..

8.35pm - Arrival of Cheez, Tsong, and Loo Bros..

8.40pm - Where's Sam?? Ernest: owh... At home..

8.42pm - Ernest informs us that we're suppose to "suprise" Sam.

8.43pm - Operation, Shave Head! (Sam's dad is really strict on cleanliness... According to Sam, there must not even be a strand of hair on the floor, if not he'd get really angry)

8.45pm - Arrival at Sam's place with Sam standing heroically in front of his house..

8.46pm - Sam informs us that we should not go in his house.. (Dad probably found some hair.. got angry or sumthin..)

8.47pm - All: Sam...... SUPRISE!!!!

8.48pm - Where do we go coversation...

Ernest: Where do we go?

Ken: RILEY's...!!

All: *stares at ken*

Ken: What..??

Me: Snake Kao your Auntie la..

Jon: Quick.. Where??

Calvin: Anywhere la.. Ask birthday boy..

Sam: Anything la.. I'm good with anywhere.. *with intentions*

Ernest: Jasima?..

Sam: Dowan Jasima la..

Ernest: Then where?

Sam: Anywhere la.. (Stoopid Sam)

Ken: Mohsin..

Jon: Okay.. set..

Sam: *Sam's PLan not working...*
Ermm.. ok la.. Anythin la..er.... er....Murni la...

Everyone: AIyah.. Sam.. u wanna go Murni say earlier la nexx time...Typical China Man.... Anything.. anythin... ...

Ken: Ok Murni.. Go GO GO...

Sam: *Hands on Stomach, Happy with destination*

8.58pm - Conversation ends.. Convoy to Murni..~~

Convoy..

9.00pm - Convoy Stops at traffic light. Got down from car to take a pic of CaL driving before light turned green.

9.10pm - Arrival at Murni

9.11pm - Orders food and drinks.

9.27pm - Arrival of Food & Drinks..

Ohhh AMm GEee..

9.28pm - Bang Sam Time....
Some of the Catch phrases during Bang-Sam-Time

-Chen does "Sam" in Taylors… =O)))
-DBKL.. (D)ari (B)uffet (K)e (L)eekessam (Sam eats like a Monster)
-Sam : Wah.. Damn a lot of LaLa’s in my Col..
Ken : Good to noe u found your place..

Sam.. trying to figure out a joke we told him last friday..

9.30pm - Rain

The only stoopid heroes in the Rain...

9.32pm - All the tables were moved in except ours. Stupid Abang..

9.34pm - Quantity of drinks increases from rain..

9.35pm - Cheez's Ayam Goreng Maryland becomes Bubur Maryland..

9.40pm - Sleek RX-8 arriving from far..

9.41pm - Wut da heck? Elia??

Elia in her RX-8... (I wanna marry Elia..)

Elia.. Lookin Fast and Fabulous

9.50pm - Recalls Conversation with Mom...

Me: Mom, GOing to Ernest's place ...........................................

Mom: *Scolds for awhile* Be back by 9...

Me: Ok...

9.51pm - *SNaps back to Reality..* .....Shit.

10.12pm - Sneeks home quitely

10.13pm - Mom: You think I Stevie Wonder ah?? Do you Know what time is it???

Wuz Great ta catch up wif you guys..
Hope i'll get ta see yall more during the holiz...

Happy Burfday Sam..
Hope yer Brain develops faster this year so that u'd catch our jokes..
(You might want to read the sentence above again if you dunt get it, If not successful, u can log on tmr and try again...)

AHHAha..
Sorry Sam..
You noe we love you...

... and love to bang you even more..
ahaha..
ok ok..
I'll stop it..

ANywayz.. Happy burfday Sam,
enjoy Col~!

(Pics Pics Pics)
Cheez Murni Shuffle~~~

Jonny Boi~

Amusing Loo Bruthas...

...mini c(o)(o)pers...
ahhaha
i'm sorry Sam..